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Oct. 4, 2010by: Mr. Pink

It's always a little tough to swallow when nextgen relatives of hotties that I grew up with reach the age of majority. But time does keep its inexorable march moving forward, so I'll put that vague sense of creepy unease aside to feature the niece of Julia: EMMA ROBERTS!

Check her out in - What's Wrong With Virginia

ASS (8/10):

Yowsa! Trying to find a look at this young lady's trunk was quite the pain in the ass, but well worth the effort. She's clearly gifted on the backside with one of those butts that inspire sonnets and limericks and what not. I don't know if her career trajectory will follow a path that gets us a better look any time soon, but I kinda gotta hope it does.

BOOBIES (7/10):

Not a whole lot going on up top for Emma, but what she has does seem to compliment her body nicely. She's also young enough that there may be some further development in the years ahead. Given to this point she's mostly chosen a family friendly path anyway, it's just as well. Gigantor ta-tas don't tend to mesh well with a wholesome image.

FACE (8/10):

Chica is quite pretty, with enough oddness to her face to make it extra interesting. Lacking the classic good looks of her aunt she still carves out a heart quickening image with a mixture of wholesome features, and maybe just a hint of mischief lurking behind those captivating eyes.

PERSONALITY (6/10):

Roberts, more than anything else, still comes across as a kid. When you list the Olsen Twins as fashion idols and JoJo as an influence it doesn't exactly reek of substance. Of course given her family history she does get a little credit for not being a flighty alcoholic already. It doesn't make her interesting, but these days it feels like we should celebrate any young actress who can keep her girl parts covered and her nose clean of traces of white powder.

CAREER (6/10):

Not much to crow about here yet. EmRo has done a fine job of finding work, but for the most part it's been in movies ranging from forgettable to just plain awful. Difficult to say if she'll be able to forge an interesting career at some point, but for now, I hope she has a good financial adviser.

High points: BLOW, THE WINNING SEASON
Low points: AQUAMARINE, HOTEL FOR DOGS, VALENTINE'S DAY

OVERALL (7/10):

Emma Roberts is quite hot physically, but so far doesn't really offer much to back that up. And she's not so undeniably stunning that personality and talent don't matter. So as the years roll by she might earn herself a higher rating, but for now she's more hot girl at the high school dance then she is Hollywood head turner.

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10:52AM on 10/05/2010
High Point is also Nancy Drew. She's adorable.
High Point is also Nancy Drew. She's adorable.
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8:54AM on 10/10/2010
Adorable is the perfect word for her.
Adorable is the perfect word for her.
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9:37AM on 10/05/2010

Blah.

Does nothing for me or the big screen. I'd give her a 6.
Does nothing for me or the big screen. I'd give her a 6.
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11:19PM on 10/04/2010
I would rate her quite a bit higher. I like her alot.
I would rate her quite a bit higher. I like her alot.
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3:47PM on 10/04/2010
She's cute, but she doesn't really show up on my radar. Maybe when she's matured a bit more.
She's cute, but she doesn't really show up on my radar. Maybe when she's matured a bit more.
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1:53PM on 10/04/2010
She looks too young and I'm probably not going to like anyone related to her overrated aunt anyway.
She looks too young and I'm probably not going to like anyone related to her overrated aunt anyway.
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1:20PM on 10/04/2010
I'll just say she's a beautiful young lady so i don't feel like a perv.
I'll just say she's a beautiful young lady so i don't feel like a perv.
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1:10PM on 10/04/2010

HUH?

First of all, "...her aunts' classic good looks"? Seriously? And secondly, her career is a 6/10, but you list more low points than highs? Not only that, but your comments don't have one good word to say. No offense, but you don't seem to grasp your own rating system.
First of all, "...her aunts' classic good looks"? Seriously? And secondly, her career is a 6/10, but you list more low points than highs? Not only that, but your comments don't have one good word to say. No offense, but you don't seem to grasp your own rating system.
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1:08PM on 10/04/2010

She's cute, but.......

but an 8/10 for her ass???...Her ass looks kinda flat.
but an 8/10 for her ass???...Her ass looks kinda flat.
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10:43AM on 10/04/2010
She is really cute.
She is really cute.
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10:28AM on 10/04/2010

I would high-school-date the shit out of her.

She is very very cute, hasn't hit the sex appeal age yet. But when she does, HOOOOOOLY shit!
She is very very cute, hasn't hit the sex appeal age yet. But when she does, HOOOOOOLY shit!
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10:04AM on 10/04/2010
I think you went a little high on the ass but still an appropriate score over all. 7/10 is what I was thinking when I first saw her name
I think you went a little high on the ass but still an appropriate score over all. 7/10 is what I was thinking when I first saw her name
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