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Body Shop: Evan Rachel Wood

03.02.2009by: Mr. Pink

First class actresses are truthfully few and far between. There are plenty of breath taking hotties, and certainly many able thespians. But finding someone who can be named in the same breath as a Streep or a Foster is rare. Today we'll take a look at one such young lady. I give you: EVAN RACHEL WOOD!

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ASS (9/10):

Good lord this pic makes my mouth water. Spanktastic is the word that immediately jumps to mind. Ms. Wood may not show off her back canyon all that often, but that just makes a clear shot like this more special. Tapping is only the beginning of what I'd like to do to that ass.

BOOBIES (5/10):

I'll give Evan this much, she knows how to work the very meager materials she has to work with in this category. Catch her in profile and it's obvious that she's basically flat, but that doesn't stop her from finding the right kinds of dresses when she works a red carpet, or from fluffing up her girls to make them shine much brighter than they have a natural right to.

FACE (9/10):

ERW has an incredibly interesting face. Which I realize may not sound like a compliment, but I mean it as such. Not that I'll be mad at anybody who thinks this rating is way too high, because I'm betting there's a good percentage of ya'll that don't think her look is all that great. I could stare at it all night long, though.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

Well I suppose the effect her on again off again relationship with Marilyn Manson has on your opinion of her as a person is largely dependent on what you think of the dude. But regardless. she seems like a pretty chill, together kind of chick, and this quote just makes me love the girl, "I've always had a real fascination with Alice in Wonderland and really related to it in some way. And since I was little, people always nicknamed me Alice, even total strangers. I do know I'm always in Wonderland. And I'm definitely just as curious. I don't mind being amongst the mad people, I enjoy it."

CAREER (9/10):

I think we've found our Meryl Streep for the new generation. This girl is amazing, and since her major splash with THIRTEEN, has hardly had a misstep. She's got that Meryl ability to play anything at any time, and do it as if each role was the one she was born to play. I also like that when she talks about it being all about the art, you don't get the sense that she's full of shite.

High points: THIRTEEN, ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, THE WRESTLER
Low points: PRACTICAL MAGIC

OVERALL (9/10):

You've got your hotties, your rising stars, and your flavors of the month. But you don't often find somebody who at first glance is just obviously The Real Deal. Evan Rachel Wood is serious business. She's attractive, almost obscenely talented, and clearly comfortable in her own skin. Woe to anyone who gives her anything less than her due.

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7:38PM on 03/01/2011
You have a tough call with Evan Rachel Wood. Agreed, she's very talented and her face can be beautiful. But Shaggy is right, five for flat-chested Evan really equals 0 for what she's got, along with her flat ass. Still, sometimes I dig her weird vibe, sometimes.
You have a tough call with Evan Rachel Wood. Agreed, she's very talented and her face can be beautiful. But Shaggy is right, five for flat-chested Evan really equals 0 for what she's got, along with her flat ass. Still, sometimes I dig her weird vibe, sometimes.
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1:03PM on 03/03/2009
I like her. I don't care who she's doing.
I like her. I don't care who she's doing.
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12:17PM on 03/03/2009
don't guys ever realize the ratings never fall below 5? 5 is like 0 in body shop.
don't guys ever realize the ratings never fall below 5? 5 is like 0 in body shop.
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4:08AM on 03/03/2009
Appearance isn't the sole factor, but its obviously a big one.

This is called BODY SHOP. I rated her ASS and HER FACE. I said they both should be 5 or lower. BODY SHOP is based on looks. DUH!!!!
Appearance isn't the sole factor, but its obviously a big one.

This is called BODY SHOP. I rated her ASS and HER FACE. I said they both should be 5 or lower. BODY SHOP is based on looks. DUH!!!!
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2:18AM on 03/03/2009
Wow, we have a real woman-hater in our midst!

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Because we all know physical appearance should be the sole factor in deciding what women to date!
Wow, we have a real woman-hater in our midst!

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Because we all know physical appearance should be the sole factor in deciding what women to date!
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7:43PM on 03/02/2009
Her ASS should be a 5 or 6 out of 10. Her ASS is flat.

Her face should be 4 out of 10. I wouldn't consider possibly dating her at all. It'd be a hell no.
Her ASS should be a 5 or 6 out of 10. Her ASS is flat.

Her face should be 4 out of 10. I wouldn't consider possibly dating her at all. It'd be a hell no.
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6:54PM on 03/02/2009
Love her!
Love her!
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6:33PM on 03/02/2009
Also much higher than I would have rated her but still high enough.

@studboi69: Those Mickey Rourke rumors have been denied and she's (reportedly) back with Manson.
Also much higher than I would have rated her but still high enough.

@studboi69: Those Mickey Rourke rumors have been denied and she's (reportedly) back with Manson.
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12:54PM on 03/02/2009
She's talented and pretty, but something is still off for me. She kinda gives off this psycho-slut vibe. I mean, first she was dating Marilyn Manson, and now Mickey Rourke (who's probably old enough to be her grandpa)? These kinda things are a deciding factor for me.
She's talented and pretty, but something is still off for me. She kinda gives off this psycho-slut vibe. I mean, first she was dating Marilyn Manson, and now Mickey Rourke (who's probably old enough to be her grandpa)? These kinda things are a deciding factor for me.
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8:33AM on 03/02/2009
Yes, you rated much higher than I would have, but she's good. King of California was the shizz.
Yes, you rated much higher than I would have, but she's good. King of California was the shizz.
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