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Body Shop: Gemma Arterton

Feb. 2, 2009by: Mr. Pink

First and foremost a big congrats to Steeler Nation. Helluva a game and an awesome win for you guys. I couldn't really find any good connections between a Hollywood hottie and Pittsburgh, so I just decided to go with a rising star in the ranks of silver screen vixens so that everyone, especially the close to suicidal Cardinals fans, can have something pretty to look at. So let's enjoy some time with: GEMMA ARTERTON!

Check her out in - Prince of Persia: Sands of Time

ASS (8/10):

Yum! Let me dive in and spend some quality time with that backyard. Please! The only thing she lacks in this department is a bit more underfullness at the lower edge of her delicious cheeks, but that's nitpicking. This is definitely high quality booty.

BOOBIES (9/10):

I thought Gemma's man pacifiers were a pretty tasty looking treat, but nothing to particularly write home about. Then I found this NSFW pic, and realized that she's got some powerful concealed weapons in there. Let's get her in a movie that lets her use her twin talents stat!

FACE (8/10):

A lot of times freckles don't do it for me, but Ms. Art works them to perfection. Plus there's sass galore oozing out of her kisser and that mouth is...enticing to say the least. She does lose a couple points for her distractingly rounded jawline, but as facial tics go that's relatively minor.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

It's never a good sign when trying to read an interview with somebody nearly puts you to sleep. At the same time, Gem was born with 12 fingers. 12! That's gotta make you a bit cooler than you would have been otherwise, right? I mean you're the living embodiment of the Schoolhouse Rock ruminations on the number twelve. So I don't really care if she's boring or not because goofy physical deformities rock!

CAREER (7/10):

So far GA has made a pretty good splash on both sides of the pond in her relatively short career. This without any notable missteps, which is really difficult for starlets just getting their start. Obviously she's a very good actress, and given how hot she is, proper management and career choices all but guarantee she'll be with us for quite some time.

High points: ST. TRINIAN'S, ROCKNROLLA, QUANTUM OF SOLACE
Low points: N/A

OVERALL (8/10):

Honestly, Gemma's on the cusp of turning into a 9. A bit more accomplishment in her CV and maybe a Maxim spread or two and she'll almost certainly slide into the upper echelon. But for now she's a promising star on the rise which is a great deal for all of us.

Source: MovieHotties

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12:00PM on 09/29/2010

Your off on your Points system

This a pretty arbitrary section of the site rating beautiful women in this way is also a bit shameful. Cause the Truth be told, about 99% of these women, getting a smile from them would give me wood. Except Fairuza Bulk. I can't believe you give her an 8/10 (Face) and then you give Gemma Atterton an 8/10 (Face).

What the fuck is wrong with you. You give Gemma an 8/10 for boobs when she sports an A cup. On face alone 10/10. Easily one of the most beautiful women in the world.

However, i'm
This a pretty arbitrary section of the site rating beautiful women in this way is also a bit shameful. Cause the Truth be told, about 99% of these women, getting a smile from them would give me wood. Except Fairuza Bulk. I can't believe you give her an 8/10 (Face) and then you give Gemma Atterton an 8/10 (Face).

What the fuck is wrong with you. You give Gemma an 8/10 for boobs when she sports an A cup. On face alone 10/10. Easily one of the most beautiful women in the world.

However, i'm simply surprised that you narrow these women based on 4 categories. I wonder how these women would rate YOU.

Besides One man's beauty is another man's Ugly. Completely up to the individual man.

However, because this is a dedicated section of the site, you represent the opinion of the Crew of Joblo, giving you guys less credibility.
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12:35PM on 04/27/2010
yea I agree with ebrock...Olga is hot and all, but I'll take Gemma in a hot second
yea I agree with ebrock...Olga is hot and all, but I'll take Gemma in a hot second
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6:22AM on 02/04/2009
Love at first sight.

I may be in the minority, but I wanted to see what was under that trench-coat much more than seeing Olga Kurylenko in QUANTUM OF SOLACE.
Love at first sight.

I may be in the minority, but I wanted to see what was under that trench-coat much more than seeing Olga Kurylenko in QUANTUM OF SOLACE.
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11:19PM on 02/03/2009

8/10

Ass - 8
Boobs - 8
Face - 9
Ass - 8
Boobs - 8
Face - 9
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10:01PM on 02/02/2009
She's quite a pic, but you could have always done Julie Benz again or *GAG* Christina Aguilera. They both claim Pittsburgh
She's quite a pic, but you could have always done Julie Benz again or *GAG* Christina Aguilera. They both claim Pittsburgh
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10:01PM on 02/02/2009
She's quite a pic, but you could have always done Julie Benz again or *GAG* Christina Aguilera. They both claim Pittsburgh
She's quite a pic, but you could have always done Julie Benz again or *GAG* Christina Aguilera. They both claim Pittsburgh
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8:41PM on 02/02/2009
Agree with the rating. Hope to see moer of her along with Olga.
Agree with the rating. Hope to see moer of her along with Olga.
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5:50PM on 02/02/2009
very cute. too bad her character was pointless in QoS.
very cute. too bad her character was pointless in QoS.
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2:53PM on 02/02/2009
Her ASS is like a 5/10 or a 6/10. It's flat. Nothing special about it at all

Also, her face is like a 4/10. She is not attractive. I guess the word for her is "NORMAL".
Her ASS is like a 5/10 or a 6/10. It's flat. Nothing special about it at all

Also, her face is like a 4/10. She is not attractive. I guess the word for her is "NORMAL".
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12:40PM on 02/02/2009

Punky Brewster!!!

I have to say that the "face" picture makes her look like what the grown-up Punky Brewster should look like. I likes alot...
I have to say that the "face" picture makes her look like what the grown-up Punky Brewster should look like. I likes alot...
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9:42AM on 02/02/2009
She is absolutely the most adorable thing I've ever seen. For once I dont have a qualm with your rating at all!
She is absolutely the most adorable thing I've ever seen. For once I dont have a qualm with your rating at all!
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