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Dec. 27, 2010by: Mr. Pink

Part of the reason that I haven't already gotten to today's chickadee is because I know a lot of people like her, and I never have. It's not based on her talent, which is substantial, nor her looks, which are top shelf. There's just something about her that irks me and I didn't particularly want to spend extra time thinking about her for an article. But, it's time to face the beast and see what's really going on with: GWYNETH PALTROW!

Check her out in - Contagion

ASS (8/10):

Early on there wasn't a whole lot to dig about Paltrow's backside, but she has literally worked her ass off (at least the excess parts), and is now in possession of one of those skinny chick booties that make you not mind that there isn't more to grab onto. She may not be packing a full meal back there, but it's at least an amazing hors d'oeuvres.

BOOBIES (7/10):

The shirt below does more for the look of Gwyneth's chest than a wonderbra, although her boobs have never been as absent as people think. Even her early nudity showed a nice, though unremarkable set. However, motherhood has plumped her up just enough to make her upper body a more notable area. There is unconfirmed suspicion that she may be the beneficiary of some enhancement work, but I've seen no compelling evidence to that end.

FACE (9/10):

I don't like how Gwyn uses her kisser, from the way she purses her lips, to most of her facial expressions, but you can't ignore the fact that in repose she does have a stunning face. I also can't stand her voice, which makes me think she's less attractive than she is every time she opens her mouth. But there you have it, just 'cause you don't care for someone doesn't mean they aren't hot.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

I don't quite know what to do here because this woman annoys the shite out of me. She has the ability to be funny and charming, but something about her carriage is so damn superior. It's annoying as hell, and leads to things like marrying Coldplay frontmen and naming children after fruit. So I'd personally rate her even lower here, but I'm trying to be fair and respect the fact that not every one finds her as ridiculous as I do.

CAREER (9/10):

GP has had a few clunkers in her time, but overall she's got the kind of indie/major mix that any actor would be thrilled to possess. And there's that Oscar thing too. Can't forget that. Not much else to say really. She's a talented chick with a resume to match.

High points: SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE, SHALLOW HAL, POSSESSION, IRON MAN
Low points: THE PALLBEARER, DUETS, BOUNCE

OVERALL (8/10):

Gwyneth Paltrow is a kind of new school Hollywood royalty in many people's estimation. For me, eh. I just don't like her even though I can recognize that the individual elements are pretty damn strong. Oh well. Go figure. Anybody else have the same reticence when it comes to loving her, or is everybody Team Gwyn?

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1:41PM on 01/10/2011

She is gorgeous

I was always in the "how is she considered hot?" camp on Gwyneth. However, when Iron Man came, I definitely took a liking to her. Now comes the good part: In early August 2010, I was walking my way back to work after lunch, and saw this blonde about 20 yards ahead of me on the street. I couldnt place her, but as I got closer, I realized it was Gwyneth. She is drop dead gorgeous in person! Seems like a normal, down to earth person, with no ego. She politely acknowledge people who
I was always in the "how is she considered hot?" camp on Gwyneth. However, when Iron Man came, I definitely took a liking to her. Now comes the good part: In early August 2010, I was walking my way back to work after lunch, and saw this blonde about 20 yards ahead of me on the street. I couldnt place her, but as I got closer, I realized it was Gwyneth. She is drop dead gorgeous in person! Seems like a normal, down to earth person, with no ego. She politely acknowledge people who recognized her (she was on teh phone), and had very cute freckles on her face. Definitely shot up to the near top of my hot list.
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10:06AM on 12/29/2010
You should also include The Talented Mr. Ripley although her role wasn't that great but still a great movie. Yeah I think she's hot.
You should also include The Talented Mr. Ripley although her role wasn't that great but still a great movie. Yeah I think she's hot.
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1:19AM on 12/29/2010
Honestly, I also get the vibe that she is snobby and uptight which turns me off. And I don't think her career is impressive enough to make up for it. She lucked out with the Oscar but hasn't had a comparable role before or since. She is attractive and talented enough I guess but also completely forgettable. Just misses that "it" factor for me.
Honestly, I also get the vibe that she is snobby and uptight which turns me off. And I don't think her career is impressive enough to make up for it. She lucked out with the Oscar but hasn't had a comparable role before or since. She is attractive and talented enough I guess but also completely forgettable. Just misses that "it" factor for me.
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10:16PM on 12/28/2010

Big Fan

I've been a fan since Flesh and Bone and Se7en. Love the way she looks, although her personality does turn me off at times. And she's not afraid to take off her clothes, which is always a plus.
I've been a fan since Flesh and Bone and Se7en. Love the way she looks, although her personality does turn me off at times. And she's not afraid to take off her clothes, which is always a plus.
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4:50PM on 12/27/2010
I'd give her one or two points less in each category. She's attractive, but not THAT attractive.
I'd give her one or two points less in each category. She's attractive, but not THAT attractive.
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1:09PM on 12/27/2010
I've been a fan for awhile.Very talented actress and beautiful woman.
I've been a fan for awhile.Very talented actress and beautiful woman.
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1:07PM on 12/27/2010
She's attractive and one of the best actress' working today. Her chemistry with RDJ in the "Iron Man", movies is amazing.

Also extra points for "Shallow Hal". Good little movie.
She's attractive and one of the best actress' working today. Her chemistry with RDJ in the "Iron Man", movies is amazing.

Also extra points for "Shallow Hal". Good little movie.
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10:44AM on 12/27/2010
She's more than an 8 to me, but I understand rating.
She's more than an 8 to me, but I understand rating.
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9:55AM on 12/27/2010
Talented and beautiful at same time. Fine woman we have here!
Talented and beautiful at same time. Fine woman we have here!
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