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09.08.2008by: Mr. Pink

I found myself watching a trailer for THE HAUNTING OF MOLLY HARTLEY today, and two things struck me. First was that the movie should have the decency to be subtitled ANOTHER CRAPTASTIC PG-13 HORROR TRIP TO RETARDOVILLE . Second was how hot and vaguely familiar the lead chick looked. A quick IMDB search and it turns out I did know her. So let me introduce: HALEY BENNETT!

Check her out in - Marley and Me

ASS (9/10):

If you guys know me at all, then you know what a booty shot like the one below does to me. I believe tumescence is the technical term. The only reason she doesn't get the top mark is that her upper cleft disappears a little too soon. Picky? Perhaps, but this is serious business around these here parts.

BOOBIES (6/10):

While the desire to suckle is strong when faced with just about any decent pair of mammary flesh, the notable resemblance here to the ears of a Basset Hound puppy is difficult to ignore. At the same time Haley gets much credit for letting her girls hang freely, even if she hasn't yet chosen to fully unleash them.

FACE (9/10):

Pulling off fresh faced and edgy is not an easy thing to do, but somehow Halebop manages it. Her look definitely fits the general mold of your forgettable WB hotties, but she's got something I can't quite put my finger on that really separates her from the pack. This is a kisser that I'd have no problem looking at for years to come.

PERSONALITY (5/10):

Ms. Bennett hasn't been around very long, so most of the interviews she's had come across as the pre-scripted tripe that many a newbie spews when they first hit the scene. Which is too bad, because I think she exudes a really interesting vibe, but the image she presents publicly so far is typical airhead-ish fluff.

CAREER (6/10):

Haley played the Britney Spears knock-off in Music And Lyrics which is why I decided to profile her here. That role was a standout bit of fun in a movie that I thought was entirely underrated ("Sleeping with a clown above my bed" - c'mon people that's funny!) Unfortunately her talents are currently being wasted in an Axis of Evil that includes COLLEGE, THE HAUNTING OF MOLLY HARTLEY, and MARLEY AND ME. But trust me, barring any career or life ending gaffes, this chick has the kind of screen presence that you found in young standouts like Dennis Quaid, Julia Roberts, John Travolta and Meg Ryan. Publicists and studios spend millions of dollars trying to coronate the next big star, but let me tell ya, it's just something that when you see it you know it.

High points: MUSIC AND LYRICS
Low points: COLLEGE

OVERALL (7/10):

Haley Bennett is only middle of the pack right now, but I think given another couple of years, five at the most, she's going to have a seismic, possibly Megan Fox-like effect on the movie landscape. Maybe even bigger since Bennett is actually talented along with being ridiculously good-looking.

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3:03AM on 09/09/2008
Mildly hot, whoever she is, but the first picture is way hotter than the others.
Mildly hot, whoever she is, but the first picture is way hotter than the others.
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10:02PM on 09/08/2008
Who?
Who?
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9:14PM on 09/08/2008
Agreed with everyone else.
Agreed with everyone else.
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7:08PM on 09/08/2008
nice ass, but the last picture makes her look like she's recovering from a couple shiners.

i have to agree with the previous sentiments, though. many, many more worthy hotties out there to examine.
nice ass, but the last picture makes her look like she's recovering from a couple shiners.

i have to agree with the previous sentiments, though. many, many more worthy hotties out there to examine.
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5:00PM on 09/08/2008
I don't understand how someone with one supporting role (albeit a great one in Music and Lyrics) gets to jump to the head of the list over other hotties yet to be judged solely on their looks :-)
I don't understand how someone with one supporting role (albeit a great one in Music and Lyrics) gets to jump to the head of the list over other hotties yet to be judged solely on their looks :-)
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4:37PM on 09/08/2008
Nope. This was definitely a bad idea.
Nope. This was definitely a bad idea.
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3:41PM on 09/08/2008
Please, what is she doing in a site like this?...I know thousand of girls hotter that her in my block.
Please, what is she doing in a site like this?...I know thousand of girls hotter that her in my block.
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9:41AM on 09/08/2008
never heard of her
never heard of her
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8:42AM on 09/08/2008

WTF?!

Okay, so you rated Kate Hudson a 6, but you give this unknown clone-fused offspring of Lisa Hartman & Tatum O'Neal a 7?
Okay, so you rated Kate Hudson a 6, but you give this unknown clone-fused offspring of Lisa Hartman & Tatum O'Neal a 7?
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7:30AM on 09/08/2008
Wow, I have to admit that she's hot.
Wow, I have to admit that she's hot.
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