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Body Shop: Hayden Panettiere

Oct. 13, 2008by: Mr. Pink

Sultry and sexy are great, but I'm also a big fan of cute. And today's mistress of hottitude is definitely one of the lead ponies when it comes to Hollywood cute. She's been around forever, but a certain TV show has catapulted her to the forefront of the international mind. So just how awesome is: HAYDEN PANETTIERE!

Check her out in - I Love You, Beth Cooper

ASS (9/10):

HPan has a decidedly compact body, sort of akin to a gymnast, but it all works as a whole. Of course the bootie needs no equivocation. It's fine as wine and certainly makes one glad she's legal to look at. Even for a gent like me who pretty much considers Vida Guerra as the top of the line in this category, today's little miss brings a strong argument in her own favor.

BOOBIES (6/10):

Tough one here, because these puppies are barely there, and what is present doesn't have the greatest shape in the world. At the same time the size fits her body style awfully well. Fairly average all things considered.

FACE (9/10):

Can Hayden take a bad picture? The evidence I've reviewed so far would indicate no. She may not have the classical beauty that generally gets the highest marks, but this is a face that you're never gonna get tired of looking at. Not only is she cute as hell, but the damn sun-shininess of her disposition means that she's going to age well too. It's a helluva potent mixture.

PERSONALITY (9/10):

Even if Ms. P had nothing else going for her I'd give mad props for the fact that she's been in the entertainment business since she was 11 months old and appears to have nothing even moderately wrong with her outside of a penchant for dating older men and licking things (something I'm sure all the older men who are into her consider to be attributes). On top of not being a disastrous, neurotic head case, though, she also just comes across as a caring, cool, dialed in person. Good stuff.

CAREER (7/10):

It'll be very interesting to see what Hayden's post-Heroes movie career looks like, because while she lacks standout roles on the big screen so far, she certainly has shown range and the ability to steal scenes like a pro. Hell, even most working actors would consider it a blessing to have the CV that HP already possesses in their future. I expect once her successful TV ride comes to an end she'll start rocking the film world big time.

High points: A BUGS LIFE, REMEMBER THE TITANS, SHANGHAI KISS
Low points: JOE SOMEBODY, RAISING HELEN

OVERALL (9/10):

A cool and talented chica with a good head on her shoulders and energy to spare. What's not to like? Plus there's this. Oh yeah, and this. Susan Sarandon may have famously dissed being called cute, but the reality is that cute can be one hell of an enticing package.

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8:33AM on 10/13/2008
Totally agree with ya on yet another one.

And the this/this links? Awesome sauce.
Totally agree with ya on yet another one.

And the this/this links? Awesome sauce.
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11:33AM on 10/13/2008
yeah, she's cute. bit too cute for me, though. i tend to gravitate toward the dark, mysterious, and sultry types. she looks good, though, so she gets an erect dog.
yeah, she's cute. bit too cute for me, though. i tend to gravitate toward the dark, mysterious, and sultry types. she looks good, though, so she gets an erect dog.
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3:58PM on 10/13/2008
She is hot and I like the cute but something about her just doesn't work quite right. she is hot but I think your numbers are high.
She is hot and I like the cute but something about her just doesn't work quite right. she is hot but I think your numbers are high.
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4:02PM on 10/13/2008
All I can say is no. Just no.
All I can say is no. Just no.
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7:52PM on 10/13/2008
She's cute, but not hot.
She's cute, but not hot.
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9:11PM on 10/13/2008
How could I give the person who not only got me to watch "Heroes" but convinced me to register here in the first place anything but an erect dog? Love the girl.
How could I give the person who not only got me to watch "Heroes" but convinced me to register here in the first place anything but an erect dog? Love the girl.
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1:19AM on 10/14/2008
i like the girl too but i also think her numbers are too high, her ass is not a 9, 8 at best. and i would really say her face is a 9 either, but it is very close, i say 8 as well. good call on vida though, but then again, that isnt a very hard call to make.
i like the girl too but i also think her numbers are too high, her ass is not a 9, 8 at best. and i would really say her face is a 9 either, but it is very close, i say 8 as well. good call on vida though, but then again, that isnt a very hard call to make.
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4:26AM on 10/14/2008

no thanks

way too high.
way too high.
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8:20AM on 10/14/2008

I'm at a total loss...

Okay, so last week you give Lacey Chabert -- the incarnation of forbidden fruit IMHO -- a 7. This week you give Hayden Panties (credit to Cherry) -- sort of an irritating blonde steps-sister to MaryLou Retton type -- a 9?! I don't get it...
Okay, so last week you give Lacey Chabert -- the incarnation of forbidden fruit IMHO -- a 7. This week you give Hayden Panties (credit to Cherry) -- sort of an irritating blonde steps-sister to MaryLou Retton type -- a 9?! I don't get it...
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10:49AM on 10/14/2008
yeah it is way too high. Hayden is cute but her ass is nonexistant and she has bewbs but not awesome caliber.
yeah it is way too high. Hayden is cute but her ass is nonexistant and she has bewbs but not awesome caliber.
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