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Body Shop: January Jones

Oct. 12, 2009by: Mr. Pink

This week's hottie is so smokin' that she has an entire month named after her. I naturally assumed she was a Playboy model, but it turns out she's been making big waves on the small screen in MAD MEN, and I realized that I'd seen her in a number of things that she did a very fine job in. So while the lack of nude pictures is not what I was expecting, I still don't feel like anybody's wasting time taking a good look at: JANUARY JONES!

Check her out in - Pirate Radio

ASS (7/10):

Based on this pic alone January would rate an 8 in this category, but it's a very generous picture. Every other look at her backside I could find showed a toned, but definitely flatish keister. Why didn't I use one of those you may ask? Because they're not nearly as fun to look at.

BOOBIES (9/10):

I'd like to chomp on Jones' lady bits like Pac-Man chasing down dots. She has a simply spectacular shape to her chest. Plus they sit nicely, and reign atop a pretty delicious tummy. Quite a sight for sure. Too bad she hasn't given us an unobstructed look yet.

FACE (8/10):

So the eyebrows are out of control. And that nose is a bit misshapen around the nostrils. Plus her mouth is a bit tiny. But you know what? Who cares? Chick is hot in a young Meg Ryan spliced with a porn star kinda way. I don't usually go for blondes, but sweet jiminy, give me more of this any time.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

There's an interesting interview with Ms. Jones by none other than Jack Nicholson in Interview magazine, and what it mostly shows is that she's filled with all sorts of awshucks pluckiness. I don't want to give her too hard a time, because it was Jack Nicholson asking the questions, but when you're significantly less interesting than the questions being posed to you, well, you ain't the kinda chick that flips my switch. But at the same time she's perfectly pleasant and well spoken.

CAREER (6/10):

JJ hadn't made much of a splash beyond having a memorable name until she snagged the choice role of Betty on TV's MAD MEN, so it's hard to give her career too much cred at this point. Still, she's shown herself well in some strong supporting roles, and will no doubt get a chance to strut her stuff in more high profile roles now that her name is getting out there. But for now, as movie career's go, she's still just slightly above average.

High points: AMERICAN WEDDING, THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA, WE ARE MARSHALL
Low points: LOVE ACTUALLY, DIRTY DANCING: HAVANA NIGHTS

OVERALL (8/10):

January Jones is legitimately leggy blonde hot, which we don't see a lot of these days. It's too soon to tell what kind of a career she's going to mark out for herself, but the foundation is there for some strong showings. And hey, while she's working it out, we all get to enjoy watching her fine form do what it do.

Source: MovieHotties

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11:29PM on 10/14/2009
Extremely underrated HOTTIE!!!
Extremely underrated HOTTIE!!!
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11:05PM on 10/13/2009
How about switching We Are Marshall to LOW and Love Actually to HIGH.
How about switching We Are Marshall to LOW and Love Actually to HIGH.
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12:14AM on 10/13/2009
I like her very much, wouldn't say Love Actually was a low point though. And she's the bomb in Mad Men yo!
I like her very much, wouldn't say Love Actually was a low point though. And she's the bomb in Mad Men yo!
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6:00PM on 10/12/2009
I'm not all that fond of her face, I probably would have gone with a 6, but she has a fantastically proportioned body overall, skinny girl with just the right sized tits and ass for her frame.
I'm not all that fond of her face, I probably would have gone with a 6, but she has a fantastically proportioned body overall, skinny girl with just the right sized tits and ass for her frame.
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5:30PM on 10/12/2009

Ehhh....

I'd fuck her... But not much else.
I'd fuck her... But not much else.
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4:08PM on 10/12/2009
First time I've ever seen a guy actually WANT a woman to have a bigger mouth.

She is pretty hot, though.
First time I've ever seen a guy actually WANT a woman to have a bigger mouth.

She is pretty hot, though.
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2:09PM on 10/12/2009
I would rate her career way below average since I have never seen her in anything.
I would rate her career way below average since I have never seen her in anything.
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12:20PM on 10/12/2009
Love actually a low point?!?!?!?!
Love actually a low point?!?!?!?!
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9:44AM on 10/12/2009
An 8 is my score for her too.
An 8 is my score for her too.
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9:24AM on 10/12/2009
For once I pretty much agree with your ratings.
For once I pretty much agree with your ratings.
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