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Body Shop: Jennifer Aniston

Oct. 8, 2007by: Mr. Pink

Long before Brad flipped into the warm embrace of Earth Mother Angelina, he was shacking up with everybody's favorite Friend. Now some thought it was a no brainer switch, but others find the soft, welcoming aura of today's hottie to be far more enticing than the blood swapping vixen called Jolie. Cast your vote as you will, but today we give our love to: JENNIFER ANISTON!

Check her out in - He's Just Not That Into You

ASS (7/10):

As far as flat, smallish butts go, this is about as good as it gets. I'm a dude who needs a chica that puts Ba-Donk in her A-Donk. Even still, JAnis is an example of the small subset of undergrown backtrails that I'd happily spend time exploring.

BOOBIES (7/10):

Tough call here, because while I recognize that the shape is a little irregular, I just love her beanbags. I don't know why since front cushions aren't my preferred adorment, but when it comes to Aniston, I have an unnatural attraction to her rib pillows.

FACE (8/10):

The trials and tribulations of Jenn's nose are well established, but despite that she's got one fresh, attractive countenance. She's got a girl next door quality which is ironic, because she is most definitely not the girl next door. Still, you gotta love a beauty that dazzles in a way that might allow you to remain conversationally competent when presented with it.

PERSONALITY (9/10):

Aniston not only handled herself with consumate class during one of the most publicly scrutinized (and no doubt painful) divorces in all of celebdom, but she also seems like one down-to-earth chica. Otherwise she could not continually pull off the put upon girlfriend role, because by physical attributes she should be the smouldering temptress. It all comes from that inner beauty thing. Of course it's always nice when the outside matches!

CAREER (7/10):

Because JAniston took a smart path in her post-Rachel Green trajectory, it's tempting to overvalue the cinematic strength she's exhibited. She's definitely got some legit cred from smaller indie pics, and has consistently delivered good performances as the hot, harried, loveably frazzled woman. Nevertheless, she hasn't truly had a break out role, and hasn't come close to delivering a successful movie on the strength of her work. It's unclear if she'll ever really be at the top because she's been mostly one note so far. Fortunately for us that note includes this image (NSFW).

High points: OFFICE SPACE, ROCK STAR, THE GOOD GIRL
Low points: LEPRECHAUN, RUMOR HAS IT, THE BREAK UP

OVERALL (8/10):

There's a lot to like about this woman, even if she does seem destined to be the Anne Archer of comedy. Sure what looked to be shaping into a promisingly interesting career has turned into a pretty standard RomCom path of mediocracy, but she's getting paid well so who can blame her? Not me, especially when she does this!

Source: MovieHotties

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