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Apr. 27, 2009by: Mr. Pink

Sometimes a lady leaves you feeling a bit confused about what you think of her. Is she legit hot, girl next door good looking, perhaps a tranny that's close enough to the real thing that you're willing to consider overlooking an extra part "just one time". Regardless, the best thing to do when you're not sure is break things down. So that's what we're gonna do to: JENNIFER GARNER!

Check her out in - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

ASS (10/10):

Far and away her best feature. The great thing about the bootie is that as Garner and Jessica Biel show, hard work can turn that real estate into a sheer work of art. The other nice thing is that Garner spent so much time in lingerie during her ALIAS stint that we all have ample opportunities to appreciate her luscious backside.

BOOBIES (7/10):

I'm not gonna be mad at anybody who thinks she should be lower here. After all the boobs she's rocking are pretty small for her frame and have a bit of a non-standard shape since they're really more pec than tittay. Thing is, I like 'em. These are the type of lady lumps that were made to sit enticingly under a white tank top with no bra on. You ladies do know what that does to us gents, right?

FACE (6/10):

This was a tweener rating for me too. I did mention she confuses me up top, eh? It's like somebody took the top half of a supermodel's face and welded it the animated Batman's chin. At first glance I think her face seems much prettier than it is when you spend some time looking at it. Ultimately I have to knock off a point because when I think about waking up to her kisser everyday I don't find myself framing that as an enjoyable turn of events.

PERSONALITY (6/10):

I have a theory that a lot of the best actresses out there are so good because they have little personality of their own. Thus it allows them to so fully infuse the roles they play since there's not much in the way of the character they're building. Right or wrong, Garner seems to be a prime example of that. It's hard to imagine anybody who comes across as more plain vanilla than she does in interviews. But good lord, put that woman in a role and suddenly she's anything she needs to be. I'm treading on the toes of our next category here, but suffice to say this is not somebody I'd want to grab a beer with.

CAREER (7/10):

As mentioned above I have nothing but respect for JG's talent. Her project choice hasn't always been that solid, and she fell out of the limelight for awhile while creating Bennifer 2 and knocking out babies. But it's been strong, strong, strong since then, and it's difficult to imagine that she's going to have anything less than exactly the career trajectory she wants. In 5 - 10 years she could easily be a point or two higher here.

High points: CATCH AND RELEASE, THE KINGDOM, JUNO
Low points: DAREDEVIL, ELEKTRA

OVERALL (8/10):

Jennifer Garner was getting all sorts of hotness accolades back when she hit big with ALIAS. Of course that was way back when the new millennium was still getting started. Now she's probably viewed with a more reasonable lens, but I can't help the fact that despite some serious misgivings, including personality which is usually a deal killer for me, there's something about this babe that just demands you dig her. Go figure.

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12:27PM on 06/03/2009

Blowjob-Lips!

Should have 10/10 on everything, and 11/10 for Jen's luscious lips!

Her lips looks like God himself designed a perfect pair of blowjob-lips!
Should have 10/10 on everything, and 11/10 for Jen's luscious lips!

Her lips looks like God himself designed a perfect pair of blowjob-lips!
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5:43AM on 04/29/2009
I seriously love her. 10's all around! Not even kidding either.

And Daredevil is DEFINITELY a career high IMO. Daredevil and 13 Going on 30 are her two best movies. Of course, Alias remains the best thing she's done. And Catch and Release should be in her low points IMO.
I seriously love her. 10's all around! Not even kidding either.

And Daredevil is DEFINITELY a career high IMO. Daredevil and 13 Going on 30 are her two best movies. Of course, Alias remains the best thing she's done. And Catch and Release should be in her low points IMO.
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4:59PM on 04/28/2009

Face and Personality 6!

Come on a 6 really? Do you not see those big lips and high cheek bones. Plus as far as her personality goes she seems cool. Hell the women loves fantasy football, why wouldn't you want to sit, have a beer with her and talk football?
Come on a 6 really? Do you not see those big lips and high cheek bones. Plus as far as her personality goes she seems cool. Hell the women loves fantasy football, why wouldn't you want to sit, have a beer with her and talk football?
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10:50PM on 04/27/2009
Kudos for recognizing that she actually does have talent. Her work on Alias was absolutely top-notch (not to mention the fact she looked AMAZING in most of those disguises and knew how to kick serious ass), and her performance in Juno was almost sublime. Anyone else think she got snubbed of an Oscar nom for that movie?
Kudos for recognizing that she actually does have talent. Her work on Alias was absolutely top-notch (not to mention the fact she looked AMAZING in most of those disguises and knew how to kick serious ass), and her performance in Juno was almost sublime. Anyone else think she got snubbed of an Oscar nom for that movie?
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7:36PM on 04/27/2009
Never been a fan.
Never been a fan.
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10:25AM on 04/27/2009
Jennifer Garner is beautiful and she is a great actress. I understand why you gave her the score that you did, but in my opinion she is a perfect 10. She was probably the biggest reason on why I bought "Alias" on dvd.

One more thing, I do not consider "Daredevil" a low point in her career. The director's cut of "Daredevil" is a really good movie.
Jennifer Garner is beautiful and she is a great actress. I understand why you gave her the score that you did, but in my opinion she is a perfect 10. She was probably the biggest reason on why I bought "Alias" on dvd.

One more thing, I do not consider "Daredevil" a low point in her career. The director's cut of "Daredevil" is a really good movie.
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10:24AM on 04/27/2009
She's gorgeous.
She's gorgeous.
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10:05AM on 04/27/2009
Ok, I've been a HUGE Jen fan for a loooong time now so, I would have to give her at least a 9 to 9.5. After reading your review, I c y u said 8 though.
Ok, I've been a HUGE Jen fan for a loooong time now so, I would have to give her at least a 9 to 9.5. After reading your review, I c y u said 8 though.
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8:47AM on 04/27/2009
Her face and breasts are fine in my opinion.

I think she has aged well.
Her face and breasts are fine in my opinion.

I think she has aged well.
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