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Body Shop: Jennifer Lopez

Dec. 28, 2009by: Mr. Pink

Since this will be the last Body Shop before 2009 gets tossed in the can, I thought it made sense to look at a hottie who's best days may also be behind her. But with a new movie, new album, and one has to assume new clothing line and perfume, maybe instead of the last days, we're actually seeing the rebirth of: JENNIFER LOPEZ!

Check her out in - The Back-Up Plan

ASS (10/10):

Next to "Baby Got Back", Jennifer's ass is probably the most responsible party in the pop culture love of big booties. She's got the top of the line model, even after kids, and one has to bow down to perfection.

BOOBIES (6/10):

This was tough because Lopez has nicely shaped boobs, but they are significantly out of proportion to the rest of her body. So as nice as they are, they just always look insufficient to me. I have to admit though, I'm internally torn on this rating.

FACE (8/10):

JLo is definitely a good looking woman. In fact, when she's done up she probably rates a 9. But I have to go a notch lower for the overall score because when her makeup is stripped down she is not 100% a natural beauty. This is a face that does benefit greatly from assistance.

PERSONALITY (6/10):

No matter how grounded Jen proclaims to be, no matter how intelligently she operates, it's impossible for me to get past a diva attitude. Even when there's some self-deprecation about it. Plus she just dropped her first single in forever and it's about f*cking shoes. Shoes! Meh.

CAREER (7/10):

It feels like forever since Lopez was relevant, but she's had an impressive career by any measure. There are both outstanding roles and outstanding money makers. Thing is, she hasn't truly knocked a performance out of the park in over a decade. And the trailers for THE BACK-UP PLAN look underwhelming at best. So I definitely have respect for what she's achieved, but can't say I feel any particular excitement over what she has left to offer.

High points: SELENA, U TURN, OUT OF SIGHT
Low points: ENOUGH, GIGLI, MONSTER-IN-LAW

OVERALL (7/10):

Jennifer Lopez used to be the hottest damn thing going, and no doubt the whole Bennifer thing was nearly as damaging to her as it was to Affleck who had to go behind the camera to regain any professional respect. She is still an extremely hot woman, but her diva antics mixed with less than impressive output make her a star that seems to be fading rather than gaining luster.

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10:15PM on 12/30/2009

Fat n' ugly

She looks ass-wipingly repulsive in every picture but the top one. Oh wait, that's Jessica Alba.

I guess I don't find Mexicans in drag very attractive...
She looks ass-wipingly repulsive in every picture but the top one. Oh wait, that's Jessica Alba.

I guess I don't find Mexicans in drag very attractive...
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5:43PM on 12/29/2009
I think she looks better than ever today especially after having twins. The Cell is her best movie but Selena put her on the map. Love me some J Lo & a top notch booty, one of the best.
I think she looks better than ever today especially after having twins. The Cell is her best movie but Selena put her on the map. Love me some J Lo & a top notch booty, one of the best.
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12:27AM on 12/29/2009
OUT OF SIGHT was the highlight of her hotness for me. Now her personal reputation precedes her too much for my liking.
OUT OF SIGHT was the highlight of her hotness for me. Now her personal reputation precedes her too much for my liking.
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8:39PM on 12/28/2009

sigh

I'm not crazy about her as much but no denying the pick of photos for this.
I'm not crazy about her as much but no denying the pick of photos for this.
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8:32PM on 12/28/2009

u r crazy

jlo is crazy hotttttttttttttttt
jlo is crazy hotttttttttttttttt
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7:58PM on 12/28/2009

Blah

Picking up Whitney Houstons slack...
Picking up Whitney Houstons slack...
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1:45PM on 12/28/2009

Ms. Lopez

I can't look at her now without thinking of a certain South Park episode featuring 'Ms. Lopez' drawn on Cartman's hand.

She used to be pretty hot, but has lost something now.

"Taco taco taco"!
I can't look at her now without thinking of a certain South Park episode featuring 'Ms. Lopez' drawn on Cartman's hand.

She used to be pretty hot, but has lost something now.

"Taco taco taco"!
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11:03AM on 12/28/2009
can't stand the divas. she once had a nice ass, but that can't save her.
can't stand the divas. she once had a nice ass, but that can't save her.
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