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06.16.2008by: Mr. Pink
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This week's bearer of hotness has been lingering around the fringes of fame for quite awhile now. She's turned in a number of small screen standout gigs mixed with largely forgettable silver screen entries. Looks like that's getting ready to turn around, though and by the end of the year everybody's gonna want to know more about: JULIE BENZ!

Check her out in - The Punisher: War Zone

ASS (7/10):

I don't know how many people have put in the hours to really ponder and study what makes one booty better than another, but I have. And one of the key differentials is crack height. Basically the higher the crack reaches, the better potential the butt has, and vice versa. Now Julie is a low cracker, giving her that kinda half-butt look. Yet she still manages to achieve some pleasing curve and is to be commended for that, as you rarely see a backside this nice with such a shallow split.

BOOBIES (7/10):

It's rare to find chestnuts that are significantly more attractive unleashed than they are when given the structural support of today's near magical undergarments. In JBenz case, she looks a bit small, floppy and generally uninspired if you catch her clothed. That may explain why she's perfectly eager to play skins since in that state of nature she looks decidedly yummy.

FACE (7/10):

Jules has a totally MILF-ish face in my estimation and there's certainly nothing wrong with that. But I have to tell you, I was watching RAMBO on DVD this weekend and in a special features interview she was rocking the brunette look. Holy shite my friends. A full point hotter, maybe even two with those brown locks. You'll get a chance to see for yourselves in the PUNISHER sequel.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

Her favorite vacation spot is Tuscany, and that's the best vacation I've ever had, so clearly we should get together and make sex. As to her overall personality, she hasn't really hit the fame peak enough yet to get a well crafted persona out there for me to judge here at home in my PJ's. But I'm going to go with pretty cool.

CAREER (7/10):

Julie Benz first stumbled across my eyeballs as the haggard girlfriend on DEXTER, but is also well known to legions of BUFFY fans as Darla, or so Wikipedia tells me. Her actual movie pedigree is decidedly less impressive, but she more than holds her own against a screen icon in RAMBO, and with a PUNISHER reboot and the next SAW chapter in her future, she's very likely to start making a lot of people take notice this year.

High points: RAMBO
Low points: 8MM 2

OVERALL (7/10):

If I had to pick a relative unknown who is going to be a seriously major actress over the next decade - not Megan Fox 'cause she's hot major, but legit star respect of peers and willing to drop trou like Julianne Moore major - then I pick Julie Benz no question. She's hot but not inaccessibly so, talented as hell, and has the years of experience behind her to know very much what she's doing. And hey, if she wants to throw me a little roll in the hay for giving her the honor of my esteem, I'll talk to the wife and see what can be arranged.

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10:53AM on 08/06/2014

Julie Benz - one of the top 20 undiscovered and unappreciated natural talents

Oh I have indeed pondered the many things that make up a great arse and Julie Benz has most of these and so I have to say that I am somewhat miffed you gave her such a low score in this area. Let's face it, some women can have a great-shaped arse but for some reason, gravity, over the years, just takes over...but they continue to have that God-given shape. Julie Benz may well be one of these and so when women use the tricks of the trade (tight jeans/trousers, high heels etc.) to pull that arse
Oh I have indeed pondered the many things that make up a great arse and Julie Benz has most of these and so I have to say that I am somewhat miffed you gave her such a low score in this area. Let's face it, some women can have a great-shaped arse but for some reason, gravity, over the years, just takes over...but they continue to have that God-given shape. Julie Benz may well be one of these and so when women use the tricks of the trade (tight jeans/trousers, high heels etc.) to pull that arse back up and accentuate it, then I won't begrudge them for using support or infrastructure to defy gravity because let's face it, no amount of support or cheats will make your arse look great underneath unless it already is at least good...and in absolutely EVERY publicity shot of her (as well as most on-screen) she shows it off in form fitting dresses, pencil skirts, tight trousers because she knows she has still got it...not to mention (my favourite) the tight leggings/jodhpur type strides she wears on 'Defiance' - a crap lower half cannot cheat its way to the top in such attire. Which brings me back to what makes a great butt:- it's true I had not considered any correlation between a "shallow split" (as you put it) and a poor arse but now I see that it is logical that the longer this aperture then the longer (higher) the rear would be and that obviously means a greater potential for a lovely butt. But people are generally in proportion and so a smaller woman can have an equally great arse as a taller woman...just a perfectly down-sized proportioned one...and Julie Benz is the PERFECT example of that. For me, there are three dimensions which make up the perfect bum: 1) front view hip-width 2) rear view butt width and 3) side view butt height&depth. In 1) it is the thigh and hip size and shape which add to the arse. For 2), too wide a butt can make a short arse look strange or flabby. In 3) there is no hiding a side view of a saggy arse. Here I put just one example of Julie from each of these perspectives:-

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And here are a selection of pictures showing my favourite attire (leggings) I mentioned earlier which are the best for showing the best of bums and in which there is no real support nor ‘butt lifting’ high heels on show, so she cannot hide:-

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Granted, she is no J-Lo or Kim Kardashian (but who wants that exaggerated a butt anyway) but in my view, looking at of her pictures, she gets a score of 8 for me. Please show me someone on screen (especially her age) you've voted higher.

As for all her other virtues receiving the same lowly 7, well, that is just stingy. Her personality alone should afford her an 8+. as should her pretty, sultry, inviting, perfectly dimensioned face. I agree with a 7 for her career and boobies though. Although, if you look again at some of her roles, she actually has great great tits and although maybe not huge, she makes more than the best of what she has: In fact, the only thing going against Julie Benz (as I imagine which is the reason for her limited hollywood career and why she'll unlikely ever be a major female lead) is her diminutive frame. Film-makers like a taller woman, no matter how ugly they are (Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Sigourney Weaver etc etc (I will add that I actually admire the last two)). If Julie was a few inches taller then she would be nigh on perfect and certainly more than a match for any other starlet out there at the moment.

For Julie Benz though, I sadly disagree with your prediction for her being the next big thing as she is probably too old for movie makers to NOW take the plunge and give her a big role. Shame though.
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9:21AM on 06/16/2008
I could see her having a future as well. I liked her in Buffy, yet hated her at times in Angel. But anyways...thats completely besides the point. This is "Hotness" grading. And I'd probably give her an overall 6. But, deeamn, you picked some good pics bro. Justifies the 7. Fully.
I could see her having a future as well. I liked her in Buffy, yet hated her at times in Angel. But anyways...thats completely besides the point. This is "Hotness" grading. And I'd probably give her an overall 6. But, deeamn, you picked some good pics bro. Justifies the 7. Fully.
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