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Jun. 16, 2008by: Mr. Pink
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This week's bearer of hotness has been lingering around the fringes of fame for quite awhile now. She's turned in a number of small screen standout gigs mixed with largely forgettable silver screen entries. Looks like that's getting ready to turn around, though and by the end of the year everybody's gonna want to know more about: JULIE BENZ!

Check her out in - The Punisher: War Zone

ASS (7/10):

I don't know how many people have put in the hours to really ponder and study what makes one booty better than another, but I have. And one of the key differentials is crack height. Basically the higher the crack reaches, the better potential the butt has, and vice versa. Now Julie is a low cracker, giving her that kinda half-butt look. Yet she still manages to achieve some pleasing curve and is to be commended for that, as you rarely see a backside this nice with such a shallow split.

BOOBIES (7/10):

It's rare to find chestnuts that are significantly more attractive unleashed than they are when given the structural support of today's near magical undergarments. In JBenz case, she looks a bit small, floppy and generally uninspired if you catch her clothed. That may explain why she's perfectly eager to play skins since in that state of nature she looks decidedly yummy.

FACE (7/10):

Jules has a totally MILF-ish face in my estimation and there's certainly nothing wrong with that. But I have to tell you, I was watching RAMBO on DVD this weekend and in a special features interview she was rocking the brunette look. Holy shite my friends. A full point hotter, maybe even two with those brown locks. You'll get a chance to see for yourselves in the PUNISHER sequel.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

Her favorite vacation spot is Tuscany, and that's the best vacation I've ever had, so clearly we should get together and make sex. As to her overall personality, she hasn't really hit the fame peak enough yet to get a well crafted persona out there for me to judge here at home in my PJ's. But I'm going to go with pretty cool.

CAREER (7/10):

Julie Benz first stumbled across my eyeballs as the haggard girlfriend on DEXTER, but is also well known to legions of BUFFY fans as Darla, or so Wikipedia tells me. Her actual movie pedigree is decidedly less impressive, but she more than holds her own against a screen icon in RAMBO, and with a PUNISHER reboot and the next SAW chapter in her future, she's very likely to start making a lot of people take notice this year.

High points: RAMBO
Low points: 8MM 2

OVERALL (7/10):

If I had to pick a relative unknown who is going to be a seriously major actress over the next decade - not Megan Fox 'cause she's hot major, but legit star respect of peers and willing to drop trou like Julianne Moore major - then I pick Julie Benz no question. She's hot but not inaccessibly so, talented as hell, and has the years of experience behind her to know very much what she's doing. And hey, if she wants to throw me a little roll in the hay for giving her the honor of my esteem, I'll talk to the wife and see what can be arranged.

Source: MovieHotties

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9:21AM on 06/16/2008
I could see her having a future as well. I liked her in Buffy, yet hated her at times in Angel. But anyways...thats completely besides the point. This is "Hotness" grading. And I'd probably give her an overall 6. But, deeamn, you picked some good pics bro. Justifies the 7. Fully.
I could see her having a future as well. I liked her in Buffy, yet hated her at times in Angel. But anyways...thats completely besides the point. This is "Hotness" grading. And I'd probably give her an overall 6. But, deeamn, you picked some good pics bro. Justifies the 7. Fully.
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