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Jan. 23, 2012by: Mr. Pink

Finally started watching THE BIG BANG THEORY this week and was immediately smitten with the same young lady that poor Leonard is mooning over. So who to do this week was solved, but let me state right off the bat this was one of the more frustrating BS's I've put together because the lady in question has a totally bangin' body and yet there is a ridiculous dearth of high quality shots of one of the nicest bodies I've seen on an actress in a good while. So spend some time here, and then go look up some vids because the photos I was able to find to use are a poor substitute for the majesty that is: KALEY CUOCO!

Check her out in - Hop

ASS (10/10):

Sad that the best shot of this perfect example of womanly back flesh was a still from HOP (don't worry, it's included down in Career). Nevertheless Kaley is packing high quality heat for her hindquarters, and makes one wonder if she doesn't have a little Latin blood mixed in to her corn fed look. TBBT is funny as hell, but I've missed a good 10% of their jokes because of being distracted by that tush.

BOOBIES (9/10):

Dear God this tiny little thing is a brick house. The breast/butt combo she's rocking is the sort of thing that could render many a mortal man speechless. Her bosom is all soft and bouncy, accessibly and clearly happy to share the limelight with her. She doesn't strike me as one who is going to feel the need to go nude in order to gain legitimacy, which is too bad for us, but hell, hope springs eternal.

FACE (6/10):

Oh snap. Achilles heel discovered. Cuoco is a cutie pie, but her face is weird. Not to the point that it would put you off (especially with a body like hers), but she is definitely not a traditional top shelf beauty. Now I'm sure her fans may rake me across the coals for this affront, but unlike anything else about her physically, the face for me is decidedly average.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

KC is quite a package. She plays drums, graduated high school at 16, loves dogs, and was a nationally ranked amateur tennis player. Always dig a chick with varied interests, and particularly dig a smart chick. On top of that she often has been cast older than her actual age which tends to speak to maturity and vibe in a positive manner. I'm a fan.

CAREER (7/10):

We can dispense from the outset the idea that Ms. Cuoco has had any kind of successful impact on the big screen, but her small screen work has been too notable to ignore. Of course what brings us all here today is her presence on THE BIG BANG THEORY. Her role on that is a lot harder to pull off than some might give her credit for, and it is a legitimate TV touchstone. I'd imagine she'll find her way into some theatrical success at some point, but it doesn't feel like an inevitability. And I think plenty of her fans would be happy to keep her in their homes every week for a good long time.

High points: N/A
Low points: COUGAR CLUB, HOP

OVERALL (8/10):

Kaley Cuoco has one of the hottest bodies you could ask for, with a less impressive face topping it. Yet she's so damn expressive with it that her inherent sense of humor raises its value too. Obviously a hot and talented chick is going to get tempted with offers to go big, but I'm totally cool with her staying wrapped in skimpy outfits on the boob tube for as long as she wants.

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10:25AM on 01/26/2012

She's okay.

Even though I think Mr. Pink was a little enthusiastic with his review ratings, she's cute & can keep up with the boys on Big Bang comedy-wise with what little the writers give her on the show. I still think she enhanced her boobs a cup size between her days from 8 Simple Rules to Big Bang.
Even though I think Mr. Pink was a little enthusiastic with his review ratings, she's cute & can keep up with the boys on Big Bang comedy-wise with what little the writers give her on the show. I still think she enhanced her boobs a cup size between her days from 8 Simple Rules to Big Bang.
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9:42AM on 01/25/2012
Rating a 6 on her face is a travesty. If I had her face in front of me it would create a pants tent, no doubt.
Rating a 6 on her face is a travesty. If I had her face in front of me it would create a pants tent, no doubt.
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5:03PM on 01/24/2012
One of the hottest things on (Network) TV right now! Too bad they take such pains to downplay her hotness on the show: baggy pants, sweatshirts, etc.
One of the hottest things on (Network) TV right now! Too bad they take such pains to downplay her hotness on the show: baggy pants, sweatshirts, etc.
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12:59PM on 01/24/2012
6 on her face??? Are you nuts? And 7 on her career? Would have raised that a bit. Three hit TV shows....
6 on her face??? Are you nuts? And 7 on her career? Would have raised that a bit. Three hit TV shows....
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7:39AM on 01/24/2012
you gave her a 6 because "she is definitely not a traditional top shelf beauty."??? I'd give her a 9 BECAUSE she isn't a traditional top shelf beauty.
you gave her a 6 because "she is definitely not a traditional top shelf beauty."??? I'd give her a 9 BECAUSE she isn't a traditional top shelf beauty.
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9:32PM on 01/23/2012

Hot, but...

She does something of a smirk face doesn't she!? Not that , that is a bad thing. It can and often does make women sexier than hell and I would put her in that category.

Also, kind of a "Kelly Bundy" thing going down in that face pic too.
She does something of a smirk face doesn't she!? Not that , that is a bad thing. It can and often does make women sexier than hell and I would put her in that category.

Also, kind of a "Kelly Bundy" thing going down in that face pic too.
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6:06PM on 01/23/2012

Loser on two counts

She is not hot and that show ain't funny. Sorry.
She is not hot and that show ain't funny. Sorry.
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5:44PM on 01/23/2012
Look at that last pic from HOP, yes she has an ass & great body & a great sense of humor if you seen her on talk shows. Plus she got to work with the late great John Ritter.
Look at that last pic from HOP, yes she has an ass & great body & a great sense of humor if you seen her on talk shows. Plus she got to work with the late great John Ritter.
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4:41PM on 01/23/2012

I also like her face

doesn't photograph as well as other Hollywood hotties, but her charisma really comes through when it's in motion. Amazing body, and great comedic timing.
doesn't photograph as well as other Hollywood hotties, but her charisma really comes through when it's in motion. Amazing body, and great comedic timing.
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1:52PM on 01/23/2012

A favorite!

Love her on BBT. She's gorgeous, but she does her lip pout too often for photos.
Love her on BBT. She's gorgeous, but she does her lip pout too often for photos.
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11:26AM on 01/23/2012
She's funny and hot. And yeah, I also like her face.
She's funny and hot. And yeah, I also like her face.
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10:55AM on 01/23/2012
She was good in the Rob Lowe as Drew Peterson movie that premiered on Saturday, but wasn't mentioned in the article.
She was good in the Rob Lowe as Drew Peterson movie that premiered on Saturday, but wasn't mentioned in the article.
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9:49AM on 01/23/2012
yea. she's pretty fickin' hot. and i have no problem with her face at all.
yea. she's pretty fickin' hot. and i have no problem with her face at all.
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9:43AM on 01/23/2012
I like Kaley, the one mark I have against her is her wardrobe choices are just plain weird. She wears clothes that don't highlight her best features, and she slouches a bit. But she is pretty hot. And I like her face a lot.
I like Kaley, the one mark I have against her is her wardrobe choices are just plain weird. She wears clothes that don't highlight her best features, and she slouches a bit. But she is pretty hot. And I like her face a lot.
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