Chances are if you spend a lot of time in the Joe Blow universe you were probably at some point in your life an outcast, a misfit, or a geek of some sort. Which means that a woman like this week's lass will be near and dear to your heart. Because she's got a body as or more smokin' than most celebrities, but somehow has the identity of an outsider. that means you can fantasize that she won't care about your car, or your pocketbook, but simply the size of your misunderstood heart. That's reason enough to be a huge fan of: KAT DENNINGS!
ASS
(9/10):
Holy trunk space, Batman! For a woman more widely known for her Christina Hendricks like attributes, Dennings actually has a phenomenal ass. She does her damndest to hide it, in fact I was only able to find two decent picks of is in all of the internets. However, despite the sour news that that typically delivers, this is the exception that proves the rule. Dennings is almost as gifted in her hindquarters as she is upfront. And the photogs out there need to get working on providing some better looks.
BOOBIES
(10/10):
All those chicks in porn getting the giant implants are basically trying to mimic what Dennings has naturally. And thanks to those leaked cell phone pics, we've all been treated to the fact that there's no optical illusion going on. She truly has a rack that was sculpted by the gods. It's full. It's firm. It shows that comic book artists are only mostly insane in their rendering of the female form.
FACE
(7/10):
Here's where our curvy dream comes back to earth a bit. Kat is far from your typical knockout. In some ways she has the perfect face because she's attractive while still seeming totally accessible. I'm sure there will be fans of hers who will be mad that the rating isn't higher, but if we're being fair, this may even qualify as being a bit generous.
PERSONALITY
(8/10): Smart, loves to read, doesn't take sh!t from anybody, but at the same time seems pretty relaxed and personable. If this isn't a chick you want to spend some quality time with then you need to upgrade your standards. While she gives off a discontented and rebellious vibe in most of her earlier work, we are seeing more glimpses of her natural friendly personality in her work. CAREER
(6/10): Kat's hardly done anything noteworthy, but is is impressive how long she's been doing it. She also has the advantage that since she's still in the peripheral of the public's radar she has plenty of time to direct her career without others' expectations getting in the way. I don't know if her new sitcom will be as stupid as it looks, but I do know there are plenty of fans who are pleased to get any chance to see her every week. High points: THE 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN, THE HOUSE BUNNY, THOR OVERALL
(8/10): Kat Dennings is a full on, fully realized hottie in disguise. Not that she doesn't have her fans, but she's probably less than three dedicated months in the gym away from having one of the hottest bodies in Hollywood. She's also shown a tenacious ability to keep working in a very difficult town without seeming tempted to change her fundamental character. That is a deadly combo, and I look forward to seeing how she wields it as her opportunities expand.
Low points: BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 2, CHARLIE BARTLETT
However, "Charlie Bartlett" is the low point, and "The House Bunny" is a high. I think those might have been reversed.
However, "Charlie Bartlett" is the low point, and "The House Bunny" is a high. I think those might have been reversed.
Minor Butter Face
I like
Her face is at least an 8.
Her face is at least an 8.
She's a great comedic actress and will be watching her new show, 2 Broke Girls. Charlie Bartlett was a good movie.
She's a great comedic actress and will be watching her new show, 2 Broke Girls. Charlie Bartlett was a good movie.
Hell Yeah