This bird hails from jolly 'ole England, so she's rocking the sexy accent thing, but also has a completely L.A. hotness. Not something you find out of the U.K. very often. It's true the beginning of her career may have been a gentle stroll through B-class hotness, but then came those skin tight Lycan ass-kicking pants and a full blown fanboy obsession was born for: KATE BECKINSALE!
ASS
(9/10):
It's difficult for me to give high marks to women with booty's on the smaller side, but KBeck's hindquarters are so perfectly shaped for her frame that I have to give props where props are due. This is one skinny white chick with an Oscar winner in her back pockets.
BOOBIES
(8/10):
Much like her surprisingly solid backfield, Katie's riblets are not classically gargantuan, or perfectly shaped, but there's certainly nothing to complain about given the overall effect. Anytime the sight of a woman's cleavage makes you start gibbering like an idiot it's a good indicator that something noteworthy is going on.
FACE
(9/10):
Beauty, thy name is Beckinsale. I'm near the front of the line of guys who don't always find the classic hotties to be my particular brand of vodka, but no one is taking away the Creator bestowed perfection that is Kate's face. Sometimes you just have to sit back in awe and bask in the glow.
PERSONALITY
(6/10): Let's see, she claims self-esteem issues and states that if she didn't smoke she'd be the most boring person in the world. Since I've yet to meet anyone who is more interesting because they smoke, that's a pretty sour evaluation. To be fair, if she was this hot and fun to talk to it would seriously throw the world's hotness bell curve, so there's a nice equilibrium that results. CAREER
(7/10): Her best performance was in Laurel Canyon, and she's a star because of Underworld. Both quite notable, but for the most part the rest of here career is relatively forgettable. She'll have no worries staying employed though. She's got the kind of hotness that endures. High points: LAUREL CANYON, UNDERWORLD, VACANCY OVERALL
(9/10): Beauty of this quality does not grace the globe very often. When it does we are behooved to take notice. Since her career's been a bit spotty and she's not someone you'd likely want to hang with unless you're sleeping with her, it was tempting to grade Beckinsale down a notch. Couldn't do it, though, she's far too ridiculously good-looking.
Low points: PEARL HARBOR, VAN HELSING
Kate's REAL Rating
9+8+9+6+7=39
39 divided by 5 (number of categories)=
7.9 OVERALL
Round up and you have an OVERALL RATING of 8/10
And that's about right.
9+8+9+6+7=39
39 divided by 5 (number of categories)=
7.9 OVERALL
Round up and you have an OVERALL RATING of 8/10
And that's about right.