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Dec. 12, 2011by: Mr. Pink

Well let's all thank THE THREE STOOGES for featuring this week's lass in their trailer for two reasons. One it made watching the damn thing somewhat more bearable. Two, it gives me a chance to BS one of the interwebz most sought after hotties. We won't bother getting into why it is that everyone's fine with objectifying the hell out of her, while calling foul when we feature Disney bred chicks who are often older. Nope, we'll just get to the supernaturally hot pictures of: KATE UPTON!

Check her out in - The Three Stooges

ASS (7/10):

There's not much about Kate Upton that can be critiqued using any normal human measure, but her heinie is a little underwhelming, especially compared to the rest of her. It's fine, but a little flat and doesn't play real well with her waist either. Which is not to say you could find many mortals who would turn down the chance to spend some QT with it.

BOOBIES (10/10):

What is there to say here? Kate's ladies somehow manage to be gigantic, yet not overlarge. They look firm and pert, while looking soft with a nice sway too. It's like they are one big, perfect contradiction. I'm not sure (forgive me Salma), that I've ever seen a better rack.

FACE (10/10):

Upton has the amazing ability to look great with and without makeup. She also can rock just about every vibe you want, running from fresh faced girl next door to sultry sex kitten and make them all work. I don't know if she made a deal with the devil, or is some alien sex goddess sent to dominate our species, but either way this woman is a delightful mix of things that cannot typically be contained in the same person.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

Upton seems to be that rare young hottie who is incredibly self-possessed and just flat out cool. Her ad work for SoBe showed that she has a healthy sense of humor about her, um, gifts. And she handled the whole Kanye West thing with aplomb. What's not to like?

CAREER (N/A):

Even though Kate had a small role in TOWER HEIST and has landed a cameo in THE THREE STOOGES, let's not pretend like her career is about anything other than looking unimaginably hot. Seems like she may be able to parlay her natural likability into some decent film roles at some point, but she's not going to be any kind of force on the silver screen. Do you care? 'Cause I don't.

High points: N/A
Low points: N/A

OVERALL (10/10):

Kate Upton is a once in a generation type beauty. Not much else to say really. If you don't dig her then I just don't know what you're looking for in a woman.

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12:13AM on 12/14/2011

Apparently I'm alone in this...

But I just don't get the fascination with this girl.

But, then again. I'm not a blond woman kind of person.
But I just don't get the fascination with this girl.

But, then again. I'm not a blond woman kind of person.
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6:51AM on 12/18/2011
Gotta mostly agree. I'm not the biggest fan of blonds either. To me most blonds are a dime a dozen. She's cute and has big tits and little else. Wouldn't kick her out of bed though.
Gotta mostly agree. I'm not the biggest fan of blonds either. To me most blonds are a dime a dozen. She's cute and has big tits and little else. Wouldn't kick her out of bed though.
9:17PM on 12/13/2011

Ooooooo!

Hurting me.

On fire!
Hurting me.

On fire!
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2:00PM on 12/13/2011
How many of you plan on wasting your money on The Three Stooges?
How many of you plan on wasting your money on The Three Stooges?
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1:25PM on 12/13/2011
Nicest teets I've ever seen!
Nicest teets I've ever seen!
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12:00AM on 12/13/2011
She's perfect.
She's perfect.
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10:23PM on 12/12/2011

hot-damn!!

Do women like this really exists??!!
Do women like this really exists??!!
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4:10PM on 12/12/2011
Can't wait to see her in a horror film.
Can't wait to see her in a horror film.
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3:44PM on 12/12/2011
Yummy.
Yummy.
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12:22PM on 12/12/2011
funny how her rack in the first pic doesn't look as impressive as on the third pic.
funny how her rack in the first pic doesn't look as impressive as on the third pic.
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12:18PM on 12/12/2011
Very hot. Looks fantastic. I was surprised to learn of how young she really was though. I thought she was 24.
Very hot. Looks fantastic. I was surprised to learn of how young she really was though. I thought she was 24.
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11:47AM on 12/12/2011
Definitely hot.
Definitely hot.
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11:00AM on 12/12/2011
That ass deserves more than a 7. Overall, perfect body and face.
That ass deserves more than a 7. Overall, perfect body and face.
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8:31AM on 12/12/2011

YES!

Yes, perfect score for a perfect woman.
Yes, perfect score for a perfect woman.
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