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Body Shop: Katherine Heigl

Jun. 23, 2008by: Mr. Pink

They say that a man with strong opinions is called confident and a woman with strong opinions is called a bitch. But a double standard doesn't mean that sometimes the woman in question isn't a class-A biatch. When she's also dropping some notable hotness on our collective eyeballs then she must be: KATHERINE HEIGL!

Check her out in - The Ugly Truth

ASS (6/10):

Think being a photographer is easy? Like hell. Look at the magic that shooter Willy Camden creates in the pic below to make a kinda dumpy butt look grand. The torso tilt to get some backside jut. The slight midsection twist to hide a thick-ish waist and hips with no outside curve. The left arm placed to make that same waist look smaller. And the cherry on top, both legs bent forward (working with the torso lean to hide the booty's flatness), but each leg at a slightly different angle to make the cheeks look fuller and rounder than they are. It's backcan photog genius my friends.

BOOBIES (10/10):

Perfect. What more needs be said?

FACE (7/10):

Heigl's a little bit better than generic hot, but not by much. It's a bit too difficult to find a pic that's a fair representation of how she looks, and a bit too easy to find pics that make her look like a horse mouthed uggo to give her any more than mid-level props. That's OK, though, 'cause her personality will save her hotness, right? Uh oh.

PERSONALITY (4/10):

Trashes Knocked Up after getting her current high profile status launched by the damn thing. Then turns around and withdraws her name from Emmy contention for Grey's Anatomy which is how she got noticed by Apatow for KU in the first place. Hm, ungrateful springs to mind. Immature also sails off the tongue. Quit the damn show. Read a f*cking script before you do a movie. Don't backpeddle like a bitch (and I mean this in the sense that the Barksdale crew use it on The Wire) trying to benefit from and separate yourself from the same damn thing. She'd actually get graded lower here, but even Paris Hilton got a "3", and I can't mark a smart chick lower than a dumb one even if she is a lame ass flip-flopper.

CAREER (7/10):

On the rise? Romantic comedies seem a good fit for Kat's in the box talent, but it's been a long time since a legit star emerged from that pool. I'm guessing her best trajectory would have been various subversions of the fratpack comedies that are killing right now, but somehow I think she's probably locked out of that world now. So where does she go from here? Lifetime Originals within a decade I'd guess. But for now she's ostensibly A-list.

High points: KING OF THE HILL, UNDER SIEGE 2: DARK TERRITORY, KNOCKED UP
Low points: BUG BUSTER

OVERALL (5/10):

This is a clear case of hotness being trumped by personality. I, in fact, would kick her out of bed. As soon as she looked at me with those tortured Grey's Anatomy eyes, or opened her mouth to let out that grating voice of hers, yeah, I should, could, and proudly would say no to the "charms" this schizo ex-Mormon brings to the table. That is all.

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3:52PM on 06/24/2008
I'd put Heigl in the same category as Halle Berry: that is, a woman whose physical beauty is completely scuppered by her $#!+y personality.
I'd put Heigl in the same category as Halle Berry: that is, a woman whose physical beauty is completely scuppered by her $#!+y personality.
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12:15PM on 06/24/2008

YES!!

props for listing Under Siege 2 as a HIGH-POINT in her career!
props for listing Under Siege 2 as a HIGH-POINT in her career!
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1:05PM on 06/23/2008

well...

The only reason I can let her comments slide is the fact that I am genetically inclined to like anyone who disses Greys Anatomy in any way. So I personally loved the story of her not submitting her name for an award. The Knocked Up thing is stupid though...
The only reason I can let her comments slide is the fact that I am genetically inclined to like anyone who disses Greys Anatomy in any way. So I personally loved the story of her not submitting her name for an award. The Knocked Up thing is stupid though...
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10:56AM on 06/23/2008
As much as I really want to give her some points her for some of her assets (that picture of ehr face is absolutely gorgeous) I suddenly remembered that she's constantly biting the hand that's put food on her table and then I remember why I never liked this witch.
As much as I really want to give her some points her for some of her assets (that picture of ehr face is absolutely gorgeous) I suddenly remembered that she's constantly biting the hand that's put food on her table and then I remember why I never liked this witch.
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10:35AM on 06/23/2008
i agree with ragekorne. ugh. hot rack. that's it.

everyone else here know my opinion of this.
i agree with ragekorne. ugh. hot rack. that's it.

everyone else here know my opinion of this.
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10:15AM on 06/23/2008
Eh... her biggest complaint is that Apatow asked her to lose weight for KNOCKED UP, reducing her thicker size to a size 2 dress. Thing is, it made her look good in the movie. But I've seen her (IN clothes, mind you) and she has a better look when she's thicker.

But her attitude completely stinks.
Eh... her biggest complaint is that Apatow asked her to lose weight for KNOCKED UP, reducing her thicker size to a size 2 dress. Thing is, it made her look good in the movie. But I've seen her (IN clothes, mind you) and she has a better look when she's thicker.

But her attitude completely stinks.
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8:20AM on 06/23/2008
The hot dog up is for your assessment....Heigl gets a limp dog (But damn are you right on about those chesticles. Would it be possible to kick her out of bed but have her leave the bewbies?).
The hot dog up is for your assessment....Heigl gets a limp dog (But damn are you right on about those chesticles. Would it be possible to kick her out of bed but have her leave the bewbies?).
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