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Body Shop: Katie Holmes

Nov. 9, 2009by: Mr. Pink

Man this week's chick turned some heads when she burst onto the scene as the virginal paramour of that big foreheaded dude with the funny name. But somewhere in the transition from small screen phenom to big screen force she got caught up in weird alien religious stuff and a relationship so creepy it almost makes the late Michael Jackson look normal. So the question is, has time and exposure taken the dew off the lily that is: KATIE HOLMES!

Check her out in - Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark

ASS (6/10):

You know the rule by now right? If you can't get a single good look at a lady's backside it's because there's not much to look at. Holmes is in great shape of course, but all the muscle definition in the world is no matter if you're almost as flat as a well toned stomach in the hind quarters.

BOOBIES (10/10):

Oddly these don't look all that impressive in clothes, but if you think Katie's unleashed yum yum's (NSFW) are anything less than perfect, well I just don't know what to say to you.

FACE (7/10):

In my mind's eye Kat is an 8, maybe even trending toward a 9 on her best days, but in the cold light of reality she actually has a fairly odd face. It's hard to pinpoint exactly, but there's something about the top half and bottom half that just doesn't look like they belong together. She's still hotter than most chicks you'll encounter in your day to day, but for some undefined reason she is often thought of as a greater beauty than she actually is.

PERSONALITY (5/10):

Holmeslice always came across as cute, bubbly, and generally non-threatening. Then she disappeared into the Fortress of Solitude that is a relationship with Tom Cruise and the "Church" of Scientology. It's been a shame to see her fade away like that.

CAREER (7/10):

KH has been in quite a few impressive movies, but somehow it never feels like she makes much of an impression. Probably the best example of this is how much better off THE DARK KNIGHT was with Maggie Gyllenhaal when the role of Rachel Dawes required a more serious presence. Ouch. Still, she's done some good stuff so respect for that.

High points: WONDER BOYS, THE GIFT, BATMAN BEGINS, THANK YOU FOR SMOKING
Low points: FIRST DAUGHTER, PIECES OF APRIL

OVERALL (6/10):

There was a time when I would have listed Katie Holmes as a real up and comer to watch. Now though, I think we've pretty much seen the extent of her talent, and while it's fine, she just fails to really stand out. As to her hotness, it's faded as she turned from a cute, but slightly naughty, girl next door into a seemingly kept woman in the service of Xenu. A damn shame really.

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7:58AM on 11/11/2009
10's all around from me. I love and adore Katie Holmes. Plus, Pieces of April is a damn good movie! That should NOT be in the low points of her career.
10's all around from me. I love and adore Katie Holmes. Plus, Pieces of April is a damn good movie! That should NOT be in the low points of her career.
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6:48PM on 11/10/2009
GO was my favorite KH movie. She is cute and i'd prolly date her but i think the rating is fair. Of course this is Bodyshot and not Mindshot =)
GO was my favorite KH movie. She is cute and i'd prolly date her but i think the rating is fair. Of course this is Bodyshot and not Mindshot =)
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10:49AM on 11/10/2009

not sure...

i love this site like the next and sure she's attractive but 10/10 on her boobs???....i mean what do you need for a 7? the mere existence of something like a female breast...

what does salma hayek get then......25?? :)
i love this site like the next and sure she's attractive but 10/10 on her boobs???....i mean what do you need for a 7? the mere existence of something like a female breast...

what does salma hayek get then......25?? :)
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8:23AM on 11/10/2009
I thought she'd score a little higher, but I can't really dispute the rating either. I completely agree with a 10 for her boobs. That scene in The Gift doesn't last near long enough!
I thought she'd score a little higher, but I can't really dispute the rating either. I completely agree with a 10 for her boobs. That scene in The Gift doesn't last near long enough!
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3:40AM on 11/10/2009
6/10 is about right now. She used to be so insanely hot, but somehow she lost it after she married Tom Cruise and I can't fully explain why.
6/10 is about right now. She used to be so insanely hot, but somehow she lost it after she married Tom Cruise and I can't fully explain why.
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10:38PM on 11/09/2009
I adore Katie Holmes... still. Damn you, Tom Cruise, damn you!
I adore Katie Holmes... still. Damn you, Tom Cruise, damn you!
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3:40PM on 11/09/2009
I still, and probably always will, find her very atractive
I still, and probably always will, find her very atractive
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3:09PM on 11/09/2009
taking away her personal life Katie has always been a favorite of mine. She is the epitome of the hot girl next door, she might not be the hottest but me likey, at least an 8
taking away her personal life Katie has always been a favorite of mine. She is the epitome of the hot girl next door, she might not be the hottest but me likey, at least an 8
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2:58PM on 11/09/2009
I think 6 overall is fair.
I think 6 overall is fair.
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2:26PM on 11/09/2009
To judge her ass when she's wearing a skirt is not good at all. Tons of times a woman's ass doesn't look good in a skirt because you can't tell what it looks like. A skirt is to loose. You should have chose a pic of her wearing jeans or something else. That's a bad pic.
To judge her ass when she's wearing a skirt is not good at all. Tons of times a woman's ass doesn't look good in a skirt because you can't tell what it looks like. A skirt is to loose. You should have chose a pic of her wearing jeans or something else. That's a bad pic.
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4:55PM on 11/09/2009
Then post a link to a decent ass shot. I say in the write up that part of the low score is because she's clearly hiding a non-attribute. That is the one shot of her ass I could find. But if you can find something else I'm happy to be proven wrong.
Then post a link to a decent ass shot. I say in the write up that part of the low score is because she's clearly hiding a non-attribute. That is the one shot of her ass I could find. But if you can find something else I'm happy to be proven wrong.
9:23PM on 11/09/2009
I could only find one bathing suit pic and its awful, but it does give you a better impresion of what her ass looks like. But it still doesn't look good. [link]
I could only find one bathing suit pic and its awful, but it does give you a better impresion of what her ass looks like. But it still doesn't look good. [link]
2:01PM on 11/09/2009

She's a major...

cutie, but how could "Pieces Of April" be a low point? That was by far her best performance, and it was a pretty solid movie as well.

Are we just going by Box Office?
cutie, but how could "Pieces Of April" be a low point? That was by far her best performance, and it was a pretty solid movie as well.

Are we just going by Box Office?
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12:38PM on 11/09/2009

wow

I had not seen that NSFW pic of her before, and that scene in Batman obviously went by too quickly for me to appreciate what is going on with Katie's chest. WOW! Those are perfect breasts. I always thought she was at her hottest in Disturbing Behavior.
I had not seen that NSFW pic of her before, and that scene in Batman obviously went by too quickly for me to appreciate what is going on with Katie's chest. WOW! Those are perfect breasts. I always thought she was at her hottest in Disturbing Behavior.
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11:59AM on 11/09/2009

Love her!

I met Katie Holmes once on a set (had a scene with her in Abandon) and she was the sweetest thing. She was nice, sociable, had zero pretenses and she even introduced me to her parents. I fell in love with her right there, too bad Tom Cruise wound up fucking my shit up : ) An easy 8 .5 on 10 from me! Katie, call me!
I met Katie Holmes once on a set (had a scene with her in Abandon) and she was the sweetest thing. She was nice, sociable, had zero pretenses and she even introduced me to her parents. I fell in love with her right there, too bad Tom Cruise wound up fucking my shit up : ) An easy 8 .5 on 10 from me! Katie, call me!
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10:12AM on 11/09/2009
I think a seven pretty much nails it. I've been a long time lover of Katie but see why she may not be appealing to some people. She's got the Mom look going on right now, but when that girl has long hair she's insanely sexy. But to me, she's still hot regardless. Good example of her hottness (if it works): [link] ">
I think a seven pretty much nails it. I've been a long time lover of Katie but see why she may not be appealing to some people. She's got the Mom look going on right now, but when that girl has long hair she's insanely sexy. But to me, she's still hot regardless. Good example of her hottness (if it works): [link]
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