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05.10.2010by: Mr. Pink

Since one of my fav writers across the JoBlo network is the esteemed Cherry Liquor, I thought I'd feature a hottie this week who is one of her crushes as a belated Mom's Day gift. It's a bit of a stretch sure, since the chick in question has only her first movie role coming up, and it's animated at that, but dammit she's hot and I wants me a happy Cherry. So let's kiss a girl with: KATY PERRY!

Check her out in - The Smurfs

ASS (7/10):

Perry has an interesting backside for sure. Depending on the angle you catch it from it ranges from very tasty, to slightly better than decent looking. When you get right down to it the lass has an ass that starts a bit on the flat side, but rounds out nicely towards the bottom. Not top of the line by any means, but far better than simply serviceable.

BOOBIES (10/10):

I don't care what you think of KPear, if the sight of her mammary magnificence doesn't make you want to dive headfirst into her chest for some quality suckling then you just don't appreciate a curvy woman. Me? I'm ready for some motorboating.

FACE (7/10):

Katy seems to have relatively bad skin, and thus overcompensates with too much makeup on many occasions. When she gets the balance just right the effect is quite nice. She is after all a pretty girl. But she might want to check in with JoBlo's Jenna Busch for some professional tips to get a little more elegance, and a little less young teen playing with mommy's makeup.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

When KP hit the scene I can't say I was impressed. After all she was making a big deal out of something that hasn't been a big deal since the late 80's. That said, Cherry was right when she told me the chick can write a good song, and has a great sense of humor to boot. The fact that she's bumping uglies with the very funny Russell Brand also recommends her in my estimation. The chick seems like she's having a good time on her own terms and I highly applaud that.

CAREER (N/A):

I can definitely see why they cast her as Smurfette. Beyond that, not much to say, although I haven't seen anything in her work that indicates she has the range to really make a splash as a serious actress.

High points: N/A
Low points: N/A

OVERALL (8/10):

Katy Perry is more old school pin-up than anything else, and thank goodness for that. She's taken the spirit of a classic, and updated it in an unselfconscious way. What I like best though, is that she makes sexy look playful and fun. Not many ladies manage that anymore, and it is very refreshing to see!

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2:09PM on 07/26/2010

HOTTER THAN MEGAN FOX

This chick is fucking smokin...
This chick is fucking smokin...
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7:38AM on 05/11/2010

Number #1

Strike me down for saying it, but for me, Katy perry is the most desireable woman IN THE WORLD, I can't really find fault about her....except maybe Russell Brand.

She is my perfect woman anyway 10/10.
Strike me down for saying it, but for me, Katy perry is the most desireable woman IN THE WORLD, I can't really find fault about her....except maybe Russell Brand.

She is my perfect woman anyway 10/10.
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6:48AM on 05/11/2010
Katy is very hot but what she is doing with the painfully unfunny asshole Russell Brand is beyond me.
Katy is very hot but what she is doing with the painfully unfunny asshole Russell Brand is beyond me.
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5:45AM on 05/11/2010
She is very hot. Everything else about her sucks, though.
She is very hot. Everything else about her sucks, though.
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7:37PM on 05/10/2010

Scored a bit low

She should have ranked higher in a couple areas here, c'mon...
She should have ranked higher in a couple areas here, c'mon...
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7:31PM on 05/10/2010

Scored a bit low

She should have ranked higher in a couple areas here, c'mon...
She should have ranked higher in a couple areas here, c'mon...
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3:47PM on 05/10/2010

PERFECT TEN

For me, this woman is a perfect ten! She is my straight crush, along with Amber Heard. Very few women get a ten from me (Amber Heard, Katy Perry, Zooey Deschanel, Marion Cotillard) but Katy is one of them :)
For me, this woman is a perfect ten! She is my straight crush, along with Amber Heard. Very few women get a ten from me (Amber Heard, Katy Perry, Zooey Deschanel, Marion Cotillard) but Katy is one of them :)
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1:36PM on 05/10/2010

I wholeheartedly agree

KP is hot. Not only is she a Scorpio and hot, but she is loved by our Cherry Liquor and that makes her a true prize indeed
KP is hot. Not only is she a Scorpio and hot, but she is loved by our Cherry Liquor and that makes her a true prize indeed
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12:15PM on 05/10/2010
I'm ok with the scores, but I have to say that Russell Brand is an unfunny douchebag.
I'm ok with the scores, but I have to say that Russell Brand is an unfunny douchebag.
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12:01PM on 05/10/2010
She is hot. But her "music" sucks big time.
She is hot. But her "music" sucks big time.
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11:18AM on 05/10/2010
I agree. She deserves at least a 9/10 or 10/10. She is close to perfect. And no its not cool at all she is with that douche bag Brand
I agree. She deserves at least a 9/10 or 10/10. She is close to perfect. And no its not cool at all she is with that douche bag Brand
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10:32AM on 05/10/2010

I love her, but...

...it is rough getting over the fact the she is banging Russell Brand. He's a scumbag.
...it is rough getting over the fact the she is banging Russell Brand. He's a scumbag.
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10:12AM on 05/10/2010

YUM

only a 7 for the face?? she is beautiful! at least an 8, teetering on 9. the butt i can almost understand...and those breasts are what dreams are made of. eff you brand!
only a 7 for the face?? she is beautiful! at least an 8, teetering on 9. the butt i can almost understand...and those breasts are what dreams are made of. eff you brand!
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9:58AM on 05/10/2010
Everything 10/10. KP: 10/10
Everything 10/10. KP: 10/10
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9:51AM on 05/10/2010
She gets points for sleeping with Russell Brand?
She gets points for sleeping with Russell Brand?
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9:47AM on 05/10/2010

I think we all know I love my KP

Personality deserves a little higher, but the rack you're dead on about. ;)
Personality deserves a little higher, but the rack you're dead on about. ;)
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9:46AM on 05/10/2010

HOTTER THAN MEGAN FOX

This chick is fucking smoken
This chick is fucking smoken
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9:38AM on 05/10/2010
Took you long enough to do a body shop on her lol..anyway it took me awhile to warm up to her, but I think she is smoking hot & her songs are decent & catchy, solid scores all around.
Took you long enough to do a body shop on her lol..anyway it took me awhile to warm up to her, but I think she is smoking hot & her songs are decent & catchy, solid scores all around.
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