It can be a bit of a pain choosing a hottie each week for these because I've done so many now that I think I've found the perfect chica only to discover she's already been BS'd. But lo and behold this week it was the opposite. I checked and double checked because I couldn't believe I hadn't already done: KEIRA KNIGHTLEY!
ASS
(6/10):
In the wise words of Missy Elliott, "Work it, baby work it." As you can see here, Keira is not naturally gifted in the backside department, though certainly she can show up looking in fine bum form if sufficiently motivated. Sadly she freely admits a strong distaste for exercise, so this look is her most likely off-season package, even though the demands of some earlier roles gave the mistaken impression that she likes to be up in the gym justa workin' on her fitness.
BOOBIES
(3/10):
I do hate to rag on a chick for having small boobs, but when the suckers are on the verge of non-existence it can't really be ignored. My 5 year-old son has as much going on in his chest area as Ms. Knightley. That's just not good.
FACE
(10/10):
Rough start this week, but it's in this category that KK shines. She has one of the most naturally beautiful faces I've seen. It also comes packaged with the bonus ability to cosplay your fav anime character or one of the aliens from Communion. Winner, winner chicken dinner!
PERSONALITY
(7/10): I'm a little on the fence here, because Keira definitely seems like a cool person to hang out with. But she also contradicts herself all the time in interviews, and I'm uncomfortable with people who don't know their own mind. At the same time she's relatively young and in a business that cherishes mindless babbling from it's starlets, so she may settle down as the years go by. CAREER
(8/10): Seems like fame and profile outpace production here, but Knightley's plucky English lass is a role that has worked wonders for her. Whether she'll still be relevant in a decade is a bit dicey to predict. But for now she's a legitimate international superstar, and the power of that cannot be written off. High points: BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, ATONEMENT OVERALL
(9/10): Keira Knightley on paper doesn't appear to deserve one of the two top spots, but I can't help the fact that even though I don't like skinny chicks, I'd welcome the opportunity to engage in all manner of nefarious physical acts with this woman given the opportunity. So there you have it. Don't judge me.
Low points: LOVE ACTUALLY, DOMINO
Conceded
BAD MATH
Ass: 6
Boobies: 3
Face: 10
Personality: 7
Career: 8
6+3+10+7+8=34
Divide 34 by the number of categories (5)
34/5= 6.8 rounded up to 7
So based on your math Keira should be no more than 7/10.
Honestly, small boobs or not I would at least give her a 5 in that category based on her willingness to whip those puppies out, but that still only brings her up to a 7.2.
Ass: 6
Boobies: 3
Face: 10
Personality: 7
Career: 8
6+3+10+7+8=34
Divide 34 by the number of categories (5)
34/5= 6.8 rounded up to 7
So based on your math Keira should be no more than 7/10.
Honestly, small boobs or not I would at least give her a 5 in that category based on her willingness to whip those puppies out, but that still only brings her up to a 7.2.
Love Actually
Overall a 9/10 for me as well, but....
She's beautiful..
She's beautiful..
Yeah, a bit skinny
And I enjoyed LOVE ACTUALLY. Terrible title, but an inspired take on an uninspiring genre and a superb cast giving a heap of nice performances: Liam Neeson, Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, and even Hugh Grant. Plus, Keira is even more beautiful in it than in any of the POTC movies, if its possible.
And I enjoyed LOVE ACTUALLY. Terrible title, but an inspired take on an uninspiring genre and a superb cast giving a heap of nice performances: Liam Neeson, Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, and even Hugh Grant. Plus, Keira is even more beautiful in it than in any of the POTC movies, if its possible.
SKELETINA
Perfect specimen!
What???
good call...
Pretty face, but...
5/10 overall.
5/10 overall.