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May. 17, 2010by: Mr. Pink

It can be a bit of a pain choosing a hottie each week for these because I've done so many now that I think I've found the perfect chica only to discover she's already been BS'd. But lo and behold this week it was the opposite. I checked and double checked because I couldn't believe I hadn't already done: KEIRA KNIGHTLEY!

Check her out in - London Boulevard

ASS (6/10):

In the wise words of Missy Elliott, "Work it, baby work it." As you can see here, Keira is not naturally gifted in the backside department, though certainly she can show up looking in fine bum form if sufficiently motivated. Sadly she freely admits a strong distaste for exercise, so this look is her most likely off-season package, even though the demands of some earlier roles gave the mistaken impression that she likes to be up in the gym justa workin' on her fitness.

BOOBIES (3/10):

I do hate to rag on a chick for having small boobs, but when the suckers are on the verge of non-existence it can't really be ignored. My 5 year-old son has as much going on in his chest area as Ms. Knightley. That's just not good.

FACE (10/10):

Rough start this week, but it's in this category that KK shines. She has one of the most naturally beautiful faces I've seen. It also comes packaged with the bonus ability to cosplay your fav anime character or one of the aliens from Communion. Winner, winner chicken dinner!

PERSONALITY (7/10):

I'm a little on the fence here, because Keira definitely seems like a cool person to hang out with. But she also contradicts herself all the time in interviews, and I'm uncomfortable with people who don't know their own mind. At the same time she's relatively young and in a business that cherishes mindless babbling from it's starlets, so she may settle down as the years go by.

CAREER (8/10):

Seems like fame and profile outpace production here, but Knightley's plucky English lass is a role that has worked wonders for her. Whether she'll still be relevant in a decade is a bit dicey to predict. But for now she's a legitimate international superstar, and the power of that cannot be written off.

High points: BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, ATONEMENT
Low points: LOVE ACTUALLY, DOMINO

OVERALL (9/10):

Keira Knightley on paper doesn't appear to deserve one of the two top spots, but I can't help the fact that even though I don't like skinny chicks, I'd welcome the opportunity to engage in all manner of nefarious physical acts with this woman given the opportunity. So there you have it. Don't judge me.

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10:27PM on 05/08/2012

Conceded

The classic great face/no body conundrum, but you're right Keira Knightley is still attractive. Not 9 attractive with no breasts and a marginal ass. But Keira gets bonus points for brains, success and making interviews seem like conversations.
The classic great face/no body conundrum, but you're right Keira Knightley is still attractive. Not 9 attractive with no breasts and a marginal ass. But Keira gets bonus points for brains, success and making interviews seem like conversations.
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4:38PM on 05/18/2010
Keira Knightly is not attractive. Too boyish. On the other hand. Love Actually was a great movie (best chick flick ever arguably). Definitely not a lowpoint.
Keira Knightly is not attractive. Too boyish. On the other hand. Love Actually was a great movie (best chick flick ever arguably). Definitely not a lowpoint.
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1:05PM on 05/18/2010

BAD MATH

While I agree that Keira is a stone cold hottie your Math, once again, is WAY off.

Ass: 6
Boobies: 3
Face: 10
Personality: 7
Career: 8
6+3+10+7+8=34
Divide 34 by the number of categories (5)
34/5= 6.8 rounded up to 7

So based on your math Keira should be no more than 7/10.

Honestly, small boobs or not I would at least give her a 5 in that category based on her willingness to whip those puppies out, but that still only brings her up to a 7.2.
While I agree that Keira is a stone cold hottie your Math, once again, is WAY off.

Ass: 6
Boobies: 3
Face: 10
Personality: 7
Career: 8
6+3+10+7+8=34
Divide 34 by the number of categories (5)
34/5= 6.8 rounded up to 7

So based on your math Keira should be no more than 7/10.

Honestly, small boobs or not I would at least give her a 5 in that category based on her willingness to whip those puppies out, but that still only brings her up to a 7.2.
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2:53AM on 05/18/2010
Love her enuff said, top notch hotness & yes domino is very overrated
Love her enuff said, top notch hotness & yes domino is very overrated
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12:24AM on 05/18/2010
I love Keira Knightley. Definitely in my top 5 hotties.
I love Keira Knightley. Definitely in my top 5 hotties.
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8:21PM on 05/17/2010
Domino really wasn't all that bad last I remember. And I see her as a 7 or maybe an 8 but still doesnt take away that she is good looking
Domino really wasn't all that bad last I remember. And I see her as a 7 or maybe an 8 but still doesnt take away that she is good looking
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6:15PM on 05/17/2010
Despite being too skinny and not busty even in the slightest, I have always been really attracted to her
Despite being too skinny and not busty even in the slightest, I have always been really attracted to her
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3:53PM on 05/17/2010

Love Actually

Just as a heads up I hate all of you LOVE ACTUALLY fans, because I really couldn't stand it, and am now going to have to go back and rewatch it to see what I missed (if anything). Thanks alot guys and gals ;-)
Just as a heads up I hate all of you LOVE ACTUALLY fans, because I really couldn't stand it, and am now going to have to go back and rewatch it to see what I missed (if anything). Thanks alot guys and gals ;-)
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6:52PM on 05/17/2010
It's cool that you hate me because I'm use to it. 99% of the posters on here hate me. I'm a "Debbie Downer". :)
It's cool that you hate me because I'm use to it. 99% of the posters on here hate me. I'm a "Debbie Downer". :)
12:46PM on 05/17/2010
Not a Keira fan, but Love Actually is not a low point, that movie was great. It always makes me laugh and the sad moments are heart tugging. Great movie to me.
Not a Keira fan, but Love Actually is not a low point, that movie was great. It always makes me laugh and the sad moments are heart tugging. Great movie to me.
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12:50PM on 05/17/2010
Ya I'm very surprised to see Love Actually as a low point. I love that movie. Pirates 2 and 3 should be low points.
Ya I'm very surprised to see Love Actually as a low point. I love that movie. Pirates 2 and 3 should be low points.
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11:57AM on 05/17/2010
I agree with you on just about everything except Love Actually being a low point in her career. For some reason, I really liked that movie. It was one of the better ensemble movies in the last ten years or so and didn't feel forced like "He's Just Not That Into You" and "Valentine's Day". Those felt like lame excuses to jam as many stars into a movie as they can, whereas Love Actually flowed much better and each individual story line was interesting.
I agree with you on just about everything except Love Actually being a low point in her career. For some reason, I really liked that movie. It was one of the better ensemble movies in the last ten years or so and didn't feel forced like "He's Just Not That Into You" and "Valentine's Day". Those felt like lame excuses to jam as many stars into a movie as they can, whereas Love Actually flowed much better and each individual story line was interesting.
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11:25AM on 05/17/2010
Doesn't do it for me at all! This chick constantly looks like she's sucking a lemon! That and she's not got any tits!
Doesn't do it for me at all! This chick constantly looks like she's sucking a lemon! That and she's not got any tits!
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10:59AM on 05/17/2010

Overall a 9/10 for me as well, but....

her Boobies get a 9/10 from me. I love A and B size Breasts. C is OK, but D and higher is a HELL NO!.....

She's beautiful..
her Boobies get a 9/10 from me. I love A and B size Breasts. C is OK, but D and higher is a HELL NO!.....

She's beautiful..
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2:52AM on 05/18/2010
this the 2nd time i have agreed with in less than a day, yes she is very gorgeous, & her body is great
this the 2nd time i have agreed with in less than a day, yes she is very gorgeous, & her body is great
10:48AM on 05/17/2010

Yeah, a bit skinny

But her face is beyond gorgeous. If you've ever seen one of the PIRATES movies on the big screen, there's no denying it. It can border on distracting.

And I enjoyed LOVE ACTUALLY. Terrible title, but an inspired take on an uninspiring genre and a superb cast giving a heap of nice performances: Liam Neeson, Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, and even Hugh Grant. Plus, Keira is even more beautiful in it than in any of the POTC movies, if its possible.
But her face is beyond gorgeous. If you've ever seen one of the PIRATES movies on the big screen, there's no denying it. It can border on distracting.

And I enjoyed LOVE ACTUALLY. Terrible title, but an inspired take on an uninspiring genre and a superb cast giving a heap of nice performances: Liam Neeson, Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, and even Hugh Grant. Plus, Keira is even more beautiful in it than in any of the POTC movies, if its possible.
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10:12AM on 05/17/2010
She does it for me but at the same time I find her just too skinny
She does it for me but at the same time I find her just too skinny
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9:54AM on 05/17/2010
Way too skinny for me. Never has been my cup of tea. But I did like her in DOMINO, so I don't consider that a low point.
Way too skinny for me. Never has been my cup of tea. But I did like her in DOMINO, so I don't consider that a low point.
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3:49PM on 05/17/2010
It's always a tough call on the low points whether to hold the actress responsible for the overall quality of the movie, even if the individual performance might be good.
It's always a tough call on the low points whether to hold the actress responsible for the overall quality of the movie, even if the individual performance might be good.
9:41AM on 05/17/2010
She is beautiful, but, she really should eat a cheeseburger or 12 every once in a while. Girl is a skeleton.
She is beautiful, but, she really should eat a cheeseburger or 12 every once in a while. Girl is a skeleton.
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9:12AM on 05/17/2010
keira = 10/10.
keira = 10/10.
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9:01AM on 05/17/2010
I think she's gorgeous and an excellent actress. However, the material of her movies is often not up to the high quality of her performances. And one period piece after another has made some people forget about her. She seems like she has a very nice personality from her interviews. I agree, her face is extremely hot. I have no problem with her boobs, I'm a firm believer that any size boobs can be attractive, it depends on the body type and the actual shape and perkiness, and Keira's are
I think she's gorgeous and an excellent actress. However, the material of her movies is often not up to the high quality of her performances. And one period piece after another has made some people forget about her. She seems like she has a very nice personality from her interviews. I agree, her face is extremely hot. I have no problem with her boobs, I'm a firm believer that any size boobs can be attractive, it depends on the body type and the actual shape and perkiness, and Keira's are hot to me. Her ass is incredible so I would rate that higher. That pic doesn't do it justice. I agree about Love Actually being the low point of her career. Her performance was fine but I hated that movie and could never sit through it. As for Domino, I think it had the potential to be awesome and I loved her performance in that but the script was not very good.
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8:34AM on 05/17/2010

SKELETINA

Don't see the attraction. When I see her, I see a skeleton. Shitty actress. I've seen bigger breasts at KFC.
Don't see the attraction. When I see her, I see a skeleton. Shitty actress. I've seen bigger breasts at KFC.
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8:17AM on 05/17/2010

Perfect specimen!

For me, DOMINO is her highest point as she was the woman of my dreams in that.
For me, DOMINO is her highest point as she was the woman of my dreams in that.
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7:29AM on 05/17/2010
Ok, Love Actually is a brilliant movie.. Domino is ok.. I suggest you do a body shop on Vanessa Marcil if youre having a hard time coming up with women to BS..
Ok, Love Actually is a brilliant movie.. Domino is ok.. I suggest you do a body shop on Vanessa Marcil if youre having a hard time coming up with women to BS..
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3:47PM on 05/17/2010
Would love to BS Vanessa if she'd do a movie I could use. A hottie needs to have an upcoming movie in the JoBlo Movie Database to qualify. Same reason I haven't yet hit up Rose McGowan.
Would love to BS Vanessa if she'd do a movie I could use. A hottie needs to have an upcoming movie in the JoBlo Movie Database to qualify. Same reason I haven't yet hit up Rose McGowan.
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7:24AM on 05/17/2010

What???

How come Love Actually is among her Low Points??? It's THE best romantic comedy of the past decade, she's in the most memorable scene of the movie, and it made 247 million worldwide!
How come Love Actually is among her Low Points??? It's THE best romantic comedy of the past decade, she's in the most memorable scene of the movie, and it made 247 million worldwide!
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3:45PM on 05/17/2010
Best romcom of the last decade isn't saying much is it? What can I say, I thought that movie was a total clusterf*ck.
Best romcom of the last decade isn't saying much is it? What can I say, I thought that movie was a total clusterf*ck.
7:11PM on 05/20/2010
no, it's really not one of the best romantic comedies of the past decade - too many sublots, not as clever as it should have been - meager attempt to capture the wit of 4 Weddings and a Funeral - now THAT is one of the best romantic comedies of the last decade!
no, it's really not one of the best romantic comedies of the past decade - too many sublots, not as clever as it should have been - meager attempt to capture the wit of 4 Weddings and a Funeral - now THAT is one of the best romantic comedies of the last decade!
7:19AM on 05/17/2010

good call...

i think she is incredibly beautiful and very talented (when given the right material) it is a damn shame she is so small-chested. i'd like to say 'hey, she's proportionate to her frame', but there's no denying i've seen peanut m&m's bigger than those boobs. yep, damn shame.
i think she is incredibly beautiful and very talented (when given the right material) it is a damn shame she is so small-chested. i'd like to say 'hey, she's proportionate to her frame', but there's no denying i've seen peanut m&m's bigger than those boobs. yep, damn shame.
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6:36AM on 05/17/2010

Pretty face, but...

... has the body of a pre-teen, and is incredibly over-rated.
... has the body of a pre-teen, and is incredibly over-rated.
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6:19AM on 05/17/2010
I used to have a bad crush on her like everyone else. Then I realized she can't act, is boring and frankly much too skinny with zero body. Your taste is your taste but I love women to have an actual body. It's not her fault, but nonetheless, it's not my preference.

5/10 overall.
I used to have a bad crush on her like everyone else. Then I realized she can't act, is boring and frankly much too skinny with zero body. Your taste is your taste but I love women to have an actual body. It's not her fault, but nonetheless, it's not my preference.

5/10 overall.
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