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Body Shop: Kelly Brook

Jun. 15, 2009by: Mr. Pink
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Some weeks I just feel like tackling an easy mark. Somebody who's gonna be fun to look at, easy to find the right pictures of, and that won't require all that much thought about the relative merits of her career. And if that buxom lass happens to be set to get chomped up by piranhas next year, all the better. Let's dream about feasting on the flesh of: KELLY BROOK!

Check her out in - Piranha 3D

ASS (9/10):

Not exactly what Ms. Brooks is known for, but good damn she's got nothing to complain about when it comes to what nature provided her in the back field. Round and lovely with plenty of fitness applied is a smashing mix. Yeah!

BOOBIES (10/10):

Spending time explaining why Kelly's breasts are perfect kinda feels like spending time explaining why the sky is blue. It just is. They just are. Enjoy.

FACE (8/10):

Oddly for a model, this is not the best feature that KBrook is rocking. Sometimes she looks beautiful for sho, but other times the camera seems to catch her with some horse face going on. Overall there's little question she's a lovely lass. She's just not top shelf in this particular category. But hey, that's not where you were looking anyway, right?

PERSONALITY (4/10):

I wanted to give KB the benefit of the doubt. I mean just because she's beautiful doesn't mean she's not smart. Then I came across this, "I am a light person. I think of myself with a shield, a protective shield around me. And I think of bad things bouncing off it. Boom, boom, boom, ba-boom, ba- boom!" 'Nuff said eh?

CAREER (8/10):

Seriously? I mean does anybody really care about this? Alright, she got naked a lot in THREE, which was very cool. Beyond that, let's all just look forward to her getting all bikini-fied and chewed up in PIRAHNA 3-D.

High points: WHAT?
Low points: WHAT?

OVERALL (9/10):

What a pleasant week. I hope ya'll have enjoyed this trip through buxom beauty lane. Next week we'll return to a slightly more regular offering, but for now, let's all just take a moment to luxuriate in this little dash of Kelly Brook-ness.

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8:49AM on 06/15/2009
Face should be a 10. Its open, friendly and downright glowing.
Personality a 4 because of one quote? Huh?
Face should be a 10. Its open, friendly and downright glowing.
Personality a 4 because of one quote? Huh?
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8:53AM on 06/15/2009

10 all around

Her body, face, hair and what not win me over.
Her body, face, hair and what not win me over.
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9:06AM on 06/15/2009
Shoulda been 10s all the way! Plain and simple!
Shoulda been 10s all the way! Plain and simple!
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11:50AM on 06/15/2009
she's not a 9 or a 10. she's a 100! she's perfect.
she's not a 9 or a 10. she's a 100! she's perfect.
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12:23PM on 06/15/2009
She barely has an ass. Well from that pic she doesn't. No way in hell should it be a 9/10. A 6/10.

I agree with her face though. She is very pretty. The boobies should be 5/10. I prefer A or B size.
She barely has an ass. Well from that pic she doesn't. No way in hell should it be a 9/10. A 6/10.

I agree with her face though. She is very pretty. The boobies should be 5/10. I prefer A or B size.
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3:53AM on 06/17/2009
Hotness indeed!
Hotness indeed!
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