In honor of the dearly departed ComicCon from this past week I thought it time to check into a lass that is a big part of the teengasm that is TWILIGHT. While I don't get the excitement over the whole thing, it can't be denied that it is a legit phenomenon. No matter how distasteful horror fans the world over may find that. So in the interest of fair play and curiosity, let's take a look at: KRISTEN STEWART!
ASS
(5/10):
A key portion of the loveliness of a lady's behind is how it looks in a tight pair of jeans. I'm not even a big fan of the denim, yet something about that look hits some archetypal nerve. In this case, the news ain't good. I've seen better curves on a ruler.
BOOBIES
(6/10):
Well, we've got a bit more curve here than on the previously portioned body proportions. Still, not too much to get excited about. Stewart seems to have that heroin chic thing going on body wise, which is a near total fail as far as anything that floats my boat. If you dig the skinny boney vibe though, I'd imagine this pic probably put a smile on your face.
FACE
(7/10):
Pretty, but not hot would be my opinion here. It certainly doesn't help that Kristen seems to have the same aversion to smiling that the vamps she's been hanging out with have to sunlight. Even in pics where she does show some teeth, which are mighty difficult to find, it looks like she's in pain. Too bad really.
PERSONALITY
(8/10): I expected to find KStew a tragically depressed and seriously annoying young lady based on her vibe, but was pleasantly surprised to find she's pretty cool and has a generally put together outlook. She fully admits that she gets nervous, uncomfortable, and has a tough time doing the whole interview thing. But she's also at peace with who she is and doesn't seem too concerned about trying to be something she's not. I give her a lot of credit for that. CAREER
(7/10): Kristen's putting together a pretty solid resume, and I expect she'll be an actress to watch in the coming years once the whole TWILIGHT ridiculousness is done. For now she's kind of stuck in a purgatory that she owes two more movies to, but I have a feeling she'll escape relatively unscathed. High points: PANIC ROOM, ZATHURA: A SPACE ADVENTURE, INTO THE WILD OVERALL
(6/10): On balance, I can't say there's much about Kristen Stewart's look that does anything for me, yet I was surprised to discover that she's got an outlook that deserves some respect. On top of that she's shown herself to be a solid actress and has me interested, if not excited, to check her out as Joan Jett. I'm not gonna go out of my way to keep track of her, but will certainly pay attention if news of what she's up to crosses my path.
Low points: TWILIGHT
Slapped Arse!
I give her a 7 overall.
I give her a 7 overall.
I agree with all except boobies and personality.
High point
Unfair?
I do think the whole TWILIGHT craze is ridiculous, but don't hold that against her and made it pretty clear that's the case in the article.
I do think the whole TWILIGHT craze is ridiculous, but don't hold that against her and made it pretty clear that's the case in the article.
Yeah, what he said...
I'm very impressed by this girl and find her incredibly hot
She's great in every movie she's in. I'm not a fan of Twilight (or I can't even call myself a fan when compared to some people who
She's great in every movie she's in. I'm not a fan of Twilight (or I can't even call myself a fan when compared to some people who go nuts for it) but did think she did an excellent job in that movie. But, I'm very interested in seeing Twilight 2 because I'm a big fan of the new director they got.