Latest Movie Hotties Headlines

Body Shop: Liv Tyler

May. 12, 2008by: Mr. Pink

Rock star spawn are a dime a dozen, and the sense of pissed off entitlement many of them carry is enough to make you boot your lunch. So it's always nice when one of them steps out of the box and actually contributes something. With this week's hottie that something comes in an enticing package we call: LIV TYLER!

Check her out in - The Incredible Hulk

ASS (6/10):

Broad and flat is not the best place to start when it comes to top level keisterhood. Liv certainly has a booty that would please you during any session of drunken fumbling, but the butt in this case simply doesn't distinguish itself in any important way (aside from belonging to Liva Tyler of course).

BOOBIES (6/10):

Once again we have a situation where the physical attributes don't really live up to the hype of your average Hollywood starlet. Then again, Liv isn't average, and the lack of Maxim measurements, as we'll soon see, doesn't really work against her.

FACE (8/10):

Weird call here. Sometimes the chick just looks out and out goofy. Other times she seems to exude a hotness from that visage that could melt the sun. The eyes and lips are clearly a home run, but something about how it all ties together is almost a human face version of a Rorschach drawing. What you see will have a lot more to do with you than her. Kinda cool, but hella hard to judge.

PERSONALITY (9/10):

You hear a lot of actresses profess to be "real" people in their daily lives, and those of us without drivers, bodyguards, nannies, stylists, managers, agents and personal trainers tend to roll our eyes at what they consider real. But Ms. Tyler, despite being born of the loins of rock royalty, does seem to be a pretty damn normal chick. It's kind of weird to tell you the truth, but refreshing for sure.

CAREER (9/10):

Everyone should be this lucky in their career. Get a chance to work in a lot of well respected projects with great directors, outstanding actors, and also throw in some gigantor blockbusters for good measure. Liv's been told she could work more if she lost weight, a piece of advice she's thankfully ignored. Because anyone who thinks her career has been anything but outstanding needs to get the hell out of the industry.

High points: HEAVY, EMPIRE RECORDS, STEALING BEAUTY, THAT THING YOU DO, LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY
Low points: ONE NIGHT AT MCCOOL'S

OVERALL (8/10):

The source of Tyler's sexiness remains largely a mystery to me. You add the parts up and they shouldn't create such an enticing whole. But they do. She is an enchanting creature with an added something that Hollywood sorely lacks most of the time - perspective. Keep doing your own thing Liv. You make it work!

Source: MovieHotties
Tags: liv tyler

Related Articles

MORE FUN FROM AROUND THE WEB

Drool Back
Not registered? Sign-up!
Or

Boobies Of The Day

More
Hand Bra Babe

Hottie Of The Week

More
Transcendent Hottie

Latest Pictures

More
kelly-brook kelly-brook kelly-brook