Everybody know that when it comes to babies of any breed, there is an ugly-cute factor that often comes into play, as in that puppy is so ugly it's cute. Of course, there is also a little discussed sub-section of Hollywood hotties that also fall into this category. Your Chloe Sevignys, your Hillary Swanks, and today's Queen of the group: MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL!
ASS
(8/10):
What a plush, supple, gently rounded treat! MGyl is not immediately thought of for her bodacious body, folks typically being in love with her acting chops instead. But the plain fact is she's got one of the better bum's in the biz. Especially when she's working as a secretary (NSFW-ish).
BOOBIES
(6/10):
There's no question that Gylly knows how to plump and fluff her throw pillows in a fetching manner, but when completely unleashed they come across mostly as an odd fit (NSFW) for her chest. Now don't get me wrong, it's an odd fit that I could happily get used to, but I gots to call 'em as I sees 'em.
FACE
(10/10):
I'm at a loss for how to grade this one. I find her face utterly fascinating. Is that even a compliment, or is it the equivalent of saying her face has a great personality? Which it does. I mean, no offense to Playboy, but they post a new Playmate every month and most of those faces just blur for me. But the Mag has a visage that just burns itself into your soul. F#ck it, she gets a 10.
PERSONALITY
(10/10): Serious but not pretentious, curious but not insane, playful but not annoying. Does it get much better than this? Yes. Gyllenhaal has been quoted as follows - "I really hated charm school. I guess I'm just a little bit bad." Oh mama, that is some powerful hoodoo. CAREER
(8/10): Who knows what seismic effect appearing in THE DARK KNIGHT this summer will have on MG's career, but to this point she's been a model of indie spirit and artistic choices in her work. She truly seems motivated only by roles that interest and challenge her, with no apparent thought given to money or fame. It's just a matter of time before she tackles a part that connects with both her talent and a wide audience. When that happens, look out! High points: SECRETARY, SHERRYBABY, STRANGER THAN FICTION OVERALL
(8/10): Maggie Gyllenhaal presents an interesting case. Not a classic beauty but you can't take your eyes off of her. Not exactly an A-lister, but who wouldn't want her in their movie? She may not have the fan base of an Alba or a Biel, but her fans know she's something really special.
Low points: RIDING IN CARS WITH BOYS, MONA LISA SMILE 
I'd also put Patricia Arquette in the same category, those weird teeth she has, I find the alluring :p
I'd also put Patricia Arquette in the same category, those weird teeth she has, I find the alluring :p
I actually liked Mona Lisa Smile a lot. And her in high points I would add World Trade Center which is an amazing movie and Maggie was wonderful in it.
I actually liked Mona Lisa Smile a lot. And her in high points I would add World Trade Center which is an amazing movie and Maggie was wonderful in it.