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02.09.2009by: Mr. Pink

Despite all manner of behind the scenes wrangling, the movie that I've been anticipating more than any other for the last two years is finally on the verge of release - WATCHMEN. Since the lass playing Laurie Juspeczyk is a rising hottie who is likely to jump in the national consciousness, I thought it might be time to take a closer look at: MALIN AKERMAN!

Check her out in - Watchmen

ASS (8/10):

Definitely Ms. Akerman's best feature. She's got that nicely rounded, well defined skinny chick ass that looks great in low risers and makes your hands want to grab and squeeze with alacrity. It doesn't pop quite enough to get the highest marks, but it is damn close.

BOOBIES (7/10):

Malin's got the itty bitty titty thing going on, but it works for her - mostly. Her pups certainly do their job standing high and tight. They actually look fuller than they are, since low angles show a surprising flatness. Still, taken straight on (NSFW), it is hard to imagine anyone would complain.

FACE (8/10):

Usually the icy blonde look leaves me cold, but in this case there's something about that face that really draws me in. Her features are actually a bit of an odd mishmash, which probably helps to make this visage one that's significantly more interesting to look at than is most often seen from starlets of this type.

PERSONALITY (6/10):

I've actually met this little fireplug, and while she seemed like a genuinely nice person, she was just a bit too, "No kidding...Oh my God...That's too funny," for my personal taste. A lot of actresses seem to possess that basic personality, but that doesn't mean I have to love it.

CAREER (7/10):

I'm giving her a one point bump for Watchmen, as I'll be shocked if her career and general public awareness don't jump in a major way a couple weeks from now. As to what she's done so far, it's been mostly notable, though smallish, roles in movies that she did not need to carry. Clearly a real comedic talent, and likely she's about to show us all her dramatic chops too.

High points: 27 DRESSES, WATCHMEN (even unseen)
Low points: THE HEARTBREAK KID

OVERALL (7/10):

Malin Akerman is a starlet who's about to go supernova. In fact, she might deserve a point higher within the next couple of months. But for now she's a very attractive woman on the verge of cinematic greatness. It's cool to see and I'm sure we all wish her well.

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7:34AM on 02/09/2009
Oh, She and the actors involved in Watchmen are abput to skyrocket soon. No question.

As for her, I think I'd have given her an 8 but this rating is actually alright. I'd probably give her the extra point when she's in her Silk Spectre outfit. :P
Oh, She and the actors involved in Watchmen are abput to skyrocket soon. No question.

As for her, I think I'd have given her an 8 but this rating is actually alright. I'd probably give her the extra point when she's in her Silk Spectre outfit. :P
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1:21PM on 02/09/2009
To men, her only career high points are Watchmen and Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

She is a hot blond.
To men, her only career high points are Watchmen and Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

She is a hot blond.
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9:16PM on 02/09/2009
Her face gets a 3/10. She is not attractive at all.
Her face gets a 3/10. She is not attractive at all.
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11:21PM on 03/06/2010
Gorgeous aryan beauty. A 9/10.
Gorgeous aryan beauty. A 9/10.
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