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Body Shop: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Feb. 8, 2010by: Mr. Pink

Who dat, who dat, who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints! I'm pretty much delirious from joy now that my beloved New Orleans Saints have won the SuperBowl. So it only seems fair to give ya'll some joy too, and while she's never been a fav of mine, I know this chick rings a lot of ya'lls bells. So enjoy some: MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD!

Check her out in - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

ASS (9/10):

WHO DAT! I'm very disappointed that this is the best pic I could find of Winstead's keister, because even this unsatisfying glance speaks to a seriously awesome backside. Somebody get this chick in a bikini, or some underwear, something. Too much goodness going on here to keep under wraps.

BOOBIES (8/10):

GEAUX SAINTS! Mary does a great job of pushing her girls for maximum cleavage effect. They tend to be somewhat less impressive when left to their own devices, but you know what, who cares? She's got plenty to please and more than enough to get some love.

FACE (10/10):

I BELIEVE IN BREESUS! I gotta tell ya, I've heard so many of you talk about how beautiful MEW is, and I never saw it. But in pulling pics for this article, I figured out the problem. I hate her with bangs. I think they look awful on her. The face though, oh God that face. It's stunning. Almost ethereal. I've gone from unimpressed to smitten in a hurry.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

BLACK & GOLD! Don't really know much about her, and honestly, don't care much right now. Did you hear that the Saints won the SuperBowl?!

CAREER (8/10):

FLEUR DE LICIOUS! One thing is abundantly clear. Winstead shouldn't do anymore horror movies. Which hurts me to say, because she's a hot chick and horror is where my heart is. But the two glaring mistakes on her resume are both from the genre. Beyond that she's been impressive in a variety of difficult spots, including having to pull off being John McClane's daughter in a PG-13 DIE HARD sequel. An 8 might be giving her a little bit too much credit for what she's done to date, but as you may have figured out by now, I'm feeling exceptionally generous at the moment!

High points: SKY HIGH, DEATH PROOF, LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD
Low points: THE RING TWO, BLACK CHRISTMAS

OVERALL (9/10):

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is a hottie I've avoided doing because I know how much a bunch of you guys love her, and she has not given me happy pants in the past. But color me impressed. A little research and a closer look has led me to the conclusion that ya'll are spot on about this chick. At least I think so. It's possible it's just the rampant endorphins coursing through my body right now :-)

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2:49PM on 02/12/2010
What are the odds, my procrastinating today included grrrring to yet another MEW flick and there she is in the long awaited ass-esment!
Wonderful job, but since you too are a fresh new fan of her booty I believe you should pay attention to this capture of hers: [link] ">
What are the odds, my procrastinating today included grrrring to yet another MEW flick and there she is in the long awaited ass-esment!
Wonderful job, but since you too are a fresh new fan of her booty I believe you should pay attention to this capture of hers: [link]
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10:29AM on 02/09/2010
10 is a bit high for her face. I think it's more like an 8. I like her, she's definitely gorgeous but maybe a little overpraised as well.
10 is a bit high for her face. I think it's more like an 8. I like her, she's definitely gorgeous but maybe a little overpraised as well.
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4:47AM on 02/09/2010
Her another amazing thing is she looks absolutely gorgeous even without makeup. Real beauty with Brains and Talent. :)
Her another amazing thing is she looks absolutely gorgeous even without makeup. Real beauty with Brains and Talent. :)
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4:42AM on 02/09/2010

LOVE HER

She's simply amazing. i cannot stop admiring her for one bit whenever i see her or talk about her. :)
She's simply amazing. i cannot stop admiring her for one bit whenever i see her or talk about her. :)
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3:50AM on 02/09/2010
L-O-V-E this chick to the max, she is so hot even FD3 didnt suck cuz of her, hope to see more of her in the future
L-O-V-E this chick to the max, she is so hot even FD3 didnt suck cuz of her, hope to see more of her in the future
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3:48AM on 02/09/2010
L-O-V-E this chick to the max, she is so hot even FD3 didnt suck cuz of her, hope to see more of her in the future
L-O-V-E this chick to the max, she is so hot even FD3 didnt suck cuz of her, hope to see more of her in the future
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+0
11:33PM on 02/08/2010

Something about her...

makes me want to gnaw on things... is that weird?
makes me want to gnaw on things... is that weird?
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11:27PM on 02/08/2010

Thank you God

and thank YOU Mr. Pink for finally giving MEW her own Body Shop. She's amazing in every way and I cannot wait for her in Scott Pilgrim.
and thank YOU Mr. Pink for finally giving MEW her own Body Shop. She's amazing in every way and I cannot wait for her in Scott Pilgrim.
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3:27PM on 02/08/2010
I've been in love with MEW for years and have seen just about everything she's ever been in. HOT.
I've been in love with MEW for years and have seen just about everything she's ever been in. HOT.
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1:59PM on 02/08/2010

MEW is hot!

Def in my top 10. F**king Manning dropped the ball literally, just like Eli and I'm a Giants fan.
Def in my top 10. F**king Manning dropped the ball literally, just like Eli and I'm a Giants fan.
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2:15PM on 02/08/2010
Saints offense out played 'em, and their D contained Manning, and then brought the house down. We didn't just win it, we WON that motherf*cker !! :-)
Saints offense out played 'em, and their D contained Manning, and then brought the house down. We didn't just win it, we WON that motherf*cker !! :-)
1:22PM on 02/08/2010

Winstead is a hottie...

But seriously, fuck the Saints.
But seriously, fuck the Saints.
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3:50AM on 02/09/2010
must be an eagles fan
must be an eagles fan
12:20PM on 02/08/2010
The perfect girl next door.
The perfect girl next door.
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12:15PM on 02/08/2010
Cute indeed.
Cute indeed.
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12:01PM on 02/08/2010
QT.
QT.
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11:18AM on 02/08/2010

love her

cute and sexy
cute and sexy
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+3
11:02AM on 02/08/2010
SHE'S BLESSED WITH THAT LAID-BACK,COOL BEAUTY(WHICH WORKS IN HER FAVOR)BEST PART OF ''RING 2''GREAT IN ''BLACK X-MAS''AND DIE HARD 4('LIVE FREE OR')BEAUTIFUL!
SHE'S BLESSED WITH THAT LAID-BACK,COOL BEAUTY(WHICH WORKS IN HER FAVOR)BEST PART OF ''RING 2''GREAT IN ''BLACK X-MAS''AND DIE HARD 4('LIVE FREE OR')BEAUTIFUL!
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10:51AM on 02/08/2010
Seems like the Saints are giving you a bigger hard on than the lovely Ms. Winstead.
Seems like the Saints are giving you a bigger hard on than the lovely Ms. Winstead.
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2:13PM on 02/08/2010
Oh hell yes!
Oh hell yes!
10:42AM on 02/08/2010

STUNNING BEAUTY!

God this girl is hot, she needs 2 b in mor stuff! & I Really hope she has nice feet;)
God this girl is hot, she needs 2 b in mor stuff! & I Really hope she has nice feet;)
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9:49AM on 02/08/2010

Wow!

She's a perfect 10 to me!
She's a perfect 10 to me!
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