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Body Shop: Mena Suvari

Mar. 30, 2009by: Mr. Pink

Since last week's "interesting" looking hottie caused such a firestorm of disagreement (I was honestly surprised ya'll didn't come down more 50/50-ish) I thought why mess with a good thing. So let's keep the party rolling with another famously different looking lass. She's blonde, she's willing to get naked, and uh...sorry, lost my train of thought. Here's: MENA SUVARI!

Check her out in - The Mysteries of Pittsburgh

ASS (10/10):

Baby got back. How this ass ended up on a skinny white chick eludes me, but whatever Creator you believe in indubitably bestowed a seriously awesome keister on Mena. Round, plush, taut and squeezable - this robust example of womanly perfection is a bum lovers dream.

BOOBIES (3/10):

The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. If Suvari's sweater plumpers were any smaller her chest would be a sinkhole. The one saving grace here is that she's got a great nipreola (NSFW) thing going on. The lid's too big for the can, but fun stuff nonetheless.

FACE (9/10):

I used to be confused by how good and how bad one face could look. Then I realized that if Angelina Jolie and Martha Plimpton had a lesbian lovechild it'd be Ms. Suvari. She certainly doesn't appear vain about putting her best look forward all the time, which can lead to some fairly rough candids, but the reality is she has a unique and natural kisser that is absolutely gorgeous when she's not fighting against it.

PERSONALITY (6/10):

MeSu comes across as pretty damn bland, but that's not the real problem here. Her father is a psychiatrist, and she married (though later divorced) a man 18 years her senior. All of that just screams daddy issues! Plus if you've ever known a psychiatrist's kid then you know what a pain in the ass they can be. Expect head games and drama to ensue. I'd have her rated lower here, but she's also wicked smart which is a helluva turn on.

CAREER (6/10):

It certainly feels like she's had a better go of it than reality supports. Suvari had a couple good years to be sure, but has mostly fallen off the radar in forgettable, or just plain awful, projects. There's certainly a specificity to how she acts that only seems to work in the right roles. She may have been genetically constructed to be a Mamet heroine, so her appearance in the underrated EDMOND is no surprise. Let's get her a bigger role next time!

High points: AMERICAN PIE, AMERICAN BEAUTY, EDMOND
Low points: LOSER, SUGAR & SPICE, RUMOR HAS IT...

OVERALL (7/10):

It's rare that I really struggle with the final rating, but Mena Suvari's such a gumbo of great, and not so great, that I had a hard time deciding just what she deserves. Ultimately, I can't deny the strong urge to bend her over a desk, so I'm skewing the tally in her favor.

Source: MovieHotties

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12:45AM on 05/03/2009
Stay Puft nips. But cute elsewhere.
Stay Puft nips. But cute elsewhere.
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12:32AM on 05/03/2009
Stay Puft nips. But cute elsewhere.
Stay Puft nips. But cute elsewhere.
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10:14PM on 04/02/2009
slight impovement from dat mutt last week..quite the dumper for a skinny girl..no tits but im all about da booty.
slight impovement from dat mutt last week..quite the dumper for a skinny girl..no tits but im all about da booty.
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2:29AM on 03/31/2009
She's mildly hot.
She's mildly hot.
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6:37PM on 03/30/2009
I never realized how incredible her ass is. I also think she has a very pretty face.
I never realized how incredible her ass is. I also think she has a very pretty face.
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5:47PM on 03/30/2009
I like her face especially that pic. Her tits are damn ugly though. Whole package isn't the worst out there. She makes up for it in most areas. But the boobs are distractingly bad at times.
I like her face especially that pic. Her tits are damn ugly though. Whole package isn't the worst out there. She makes up for it in most areas. But the boobs are distractingly bad at times.
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4:18PM on 03/30/2009
The face should be a 4/10. I find it odd that you think its a 9/10. HELL NO!
The face should be a 4/10. I find it odd that you think its a 9/10. HELL NO!
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2:46PM on 03/30/2009
The body is hot and I even appreciate the tiny tits, but the face is iffy. Also being a high maintenance type removes much of her sex appeal for me. Limp dog for her.
The body is hot and I even appreciate the tiny tits, but the face is iffy. Also being a high maintenance type removes much of her sex appeal for me. Limp dog for her.
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1:01PM on 03/30/2009
Not my type at all.
Not my type at all.
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12:59PM on 03/30/2009
"Angelina Jolie and Martha Plimpton's lesbian lovechild" that's awesome and so true! I actually think her face is amazing.
"Angelina Jolie and Martha Plimpton's lesbian lovechild" that's awesome and so true! I actually think her face is amazing.
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12:27PM on 03/30/2009
For once, we are in agreement on the ass.
For once, we are in agreement on the ass.
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11:22AM on 03/30/2009

No go

Her ass is a fine specimen but the face...no way...Too big of a forehead. I give her a 5 overall, maybe a 4!
Her ass is a fine specimen but the face...no way...Too big of a forehead. I give her a 5 overall, maybe a 4!
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9:23AM on 03/30/2009

Cute

I give her a 7 overall like last week. Maybe I'm being too kind but hey, I'm a sucker for cute looking woman.
I give her a 7 overall like last week. Maybe I'm being too kind but hey, I'm a sucker for cute looking woman.
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8:24AM on 03/30/2009
Sorry dude, cant agree with ya for the 2nd week in a row. She's not Hot.

I'd say your grade on ass is the closest one. But overall, this chick gets about a 3 from me.
Sorry dude, cant agree with ya for the 2nd week in a row. She's not Hot.

I'd say your grade on ass is the closest one. But overall, this chick gets about a 3 from me.
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