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Aug. 2, 2010by: Mr. Pink

Back when DAWSON'S CREEK came on the scene I distinctly remember people being blown away by all these kids have sexually frank discussions, while I mostly wondered why the kids in the show weren't actually doing anything. Well, except for one naughty little lass, who unsurprisingly has had the most interesting post-show career. I give you: MICHELLE WILLIAMS!

Check her out in - Blue Valentine

ASS (5/10):

Pretty much the definition of average here. Sure you can find a pic or two where the backside looks fairly appealing, but those are rare. And here's why (NSFW). Just not much to recommend there.

BOOBIES (7/10):

MW has got some very nice sweater puppies. Not the epic grandeur (NSFW) you get with a Diora Baird or Salma Hayek, but still, these are a genuine pair of all American boobies. While the stripper and porn star fantasies are not going to be fulfilled here, certainly anyone with a penchant for sampling a wet nurse is going to be delighted.

FACE (8/10):

I find Michelle's beauty all the more impressive because she is so willing to play ugly. As hot as she is when done up right, she never seems to hesitate when a role requires her to summon Hollywood dirty words like "average", and "ordinary". I'm also admittedly a bit prejudiced here because my wife has a bit of a Michelle Williams thing going on looks wise.

PERSONALITY (9/10):

Williams keeps it very close to the vest, so any rating here is partly speculative, but she seems sweet as hell while still rocking a strong rebellious streak. She's hella smart and knows what she wants having both graduated high school AND legally emancipated herself from her parents at age 15. And given what the hellish aftermath of losing Heath Ledger must have been like on her and her daughter, it's hard to have anything but max respect for how the woman handles her business.

CAREER (9/10):

Michelle has the kind of career just about anyone with an ounce of respect for the craft of acting would love. But let's get to the question that will have some people's knickers in a knot. How the hell can an award winning film that landed her an Academy Award nomination be considered a low point. It's like this, BM is easily one of the most ridiculously overhyped, manipulative pieces of self-congratulatory BS I've ever seen. And...discuss.

High points: BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER, THE STATION AGENT, SHUTTER ISLAND
Low points: PROZAC NATION, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

OVERALL (7/10):

Michelle Williams is a little tough to nail down with a rating because she's not the type of chick that makes a lot of people's top 10, but she has so damn much about her that makes her an intoxicating babe. When it comes down to it I find myself unable to go as high as an 8 overall, even though I'd take her as a girlfriend over most 8's, and even some 9's out there.

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11:02AM on 08/05/2010
I love the movie Dick that she's in.
I love the movie Dick that she's in.
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6:02PM on 08/03/2010
Sure.
Sure.
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1:57PM on 08/03/2010

LOW POINT?!?

MR PINK - What in the holy F$%CK are you talking about with BrokeBack Mountain being a Low point? I realize you are just here to examine female body parts but please get a clue before posting a statement as wrong as that. Ask a fellow friend or actually watch the movie before saying its a LOW POINT in her career. It was actually the opposite. A Great Role, great acting, and a good movie.
MR PINK - What in the holy F$%CK are you talking about with BrokeBack Mountain being a Low point? I realize you are just here to examine female body parts but please get a clue before posting a statement as wrong as that. Ask a fellow friend or actually watch the movie before saying its a LOW POINT in her career. It was actually the opposite. A Great Role, great acting, and a good movie.
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12:27PM on 08/03/2010
Probably about an 8 cos she's a looker plus she is in Shutter Island. Fine by me
Probably about an 8 cos she's a looker plus she is in Shutter Island. Fine by me
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6:34PM on 08/02/2010
Eh not bad. Shes not ugly but not very hot either. Pretty good rating. Maybe could of gotten an 8
Eh not bad. Shes not ugly but not very hot either. Pretty good rating. Maybe could of gotten an 8
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1:52PM on 08/02/2010
She's very pretty and seems like a sweet person. I've always been a fan.
She's very pretty and seems like a sweet person. I've always been a fan.
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11:14AM on 08/02/2010

She's cute

But I'm a Cheerleader a High point and Brokeback a low? Give me a break.
But I'm a Cheerleader a High point and Brokeback a low? Give me a break.
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10:08AM on 08/02/2010
I like her as an actress more than a hottie but would still give her an overall 8. Her best role to date is Wendy and Lucy.
I like her as an actress more than a hottie but would still give her an overall 8. Her best role to date is Wendy and Lucy.
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9:48AM on 08/02/2010

Not

She's not ugly but she's not hot either. I still associate her days as her short a frumpy character in Dawson's Creek.
She's not ugly but she's not hot either. I still associate her days as her short a frumpy character in Dawson's Creek.
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8:57AM on 08/02/2010

Brokeback

Hell, I don't care if Williams was in a movie about the founder of NAMBLA if it was a good movie, but Brokeback wasn't. And that has nothing to do with gay cowboys. It has to do with the fact that it thought it was cool for giving us two popular actors f*cking instead of telling a believable story with substance.

The SHUTTER ISLAND call out is pretty fair though :-)
Hell, I don't care if Williams was in a movie about the founder of NAMBLA if it was a good movie, but Brokeback wasn't. And that has nothing to do with gay cowboys. It has to do with the fact that it thought it was cool for giving us two popular actors f*cking instead of telling a believable story with substance.

The SHUTTER ISLAND call out is pretty fair though :-)
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8:24AM on 08/02/2010
Mr. Pink, I could not agree more with your comments about Brokeback Mountain. A good movie I saw Michelle Williams in recently was Wendy and Lucy. As for a lowpoint you didn't mention, I would go with I'm not there, the Bob Dylan biopic. She played a character based on Edie Sedgwick which forced me to compare her performance to the PHENOMENAL Sienna Miller performance in Factory Girl. Sienna Miller was a million times better.
Mr. Pink, I could not agree more with your comments about Brokeback Mountain. A good movie I saw Michelle Williams in recently was Wendy and Lucy. As for a lowpoint you didn't mention, I would go with I'm not there, the Bob Dylan biopic. She played a character based on Edie Sedgwick which forced me to compare her performance to the PHENOMENAL Sienna Miller performance in Factory Girl. Sienna Miller was a million times better.
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7:44AM on 08/02/2010

Perfect

10 out of 10 for me. And you've got it reversed. Brokeback=High Point, But I'm A Cheerleader=Low Point.
10 out of 10 for me. And you've got it reversed. Brokeback=High Point, But I'm A Cheerleader=Low Point.
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6:31AM on 08/02/2010
If Brokeback Mountain is a low point, WTF qualifies as a high point?
If Brokeback Mountain is a low point, WTF qualifies as a high point?
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4:56AM on 08/02/2010
Brokeback Mountain manipulative and Shutter Island not? Okay, whatever.
Brokeback Mountain manipulative and Shutter Island not? Okay, whatever.
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4:56AM on 08/02/2010
I like her, I'll go 8/10. Good actress too.
I like her, I'll go 8/10. Good actress too.
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4:49AM on 08/02/2010

Seriously?!

How was Brokeback Moutain a low point? She gave an amazing performance as a woman who fell in love with a man who just happened to be gay. Come on the scene where Ledger and Gyllenhaal hug and start making out passionately as she watches in horror is a brilliant moment in Williams' career. The entire movie is as much about her as anyone else. Williams was fantastic.

As for Williams, she's good looking. I'd go for 7.5/10
How was Brokeback Moutain a low point? She gave an amazing performance as a woman who fell in love with a man who just happened to be gay. Come on the scene where Ledger and Gyllenhaal hug and start making out passionately as she watches in horror is a brilliant moment in Williams' career. The entire movie is as much about her as anyone else. Williams was fantastic.

As for Williams, she's good looking. I'd go for 7.5/10
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2:58AM on 08/02/2010

Really?

Brokeback Mountain as a low point? I coulda swore that movie got mad reviews and awards...
Brokeback Mountain as a low point? I coulda swore that movie got mad reviews and awards...
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2:22AM on 08/02/2010
Not gonna, lie she is a 9 for me!
I love this girl!
Not gonna, lie she is a 9 for me!
I love this girl!
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12:49AM on 08/02/2010
Points automatic for showing the goods on screen, decent body though, just not fond of her face, and I know its the gay cowboy movie but why is brokeback mountain a low point in her career?
Points automatic for showing the goods on screen, decent body though, just not fond of her face, and I know its the gay cowboy movie but why is brokeback mountain a low point in her career?
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