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Body Shop: Mila Kunis

May. 5, 2008by: Mr. Pink
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Ever known one of those chicks that was so hot that you gave them a pass on being a reasonable or worthwhile human being? Well today's hottie played just such a role on THAT 70's SHOW and it catapulted her into the public consciousness. The question is, can she shed that one pretty, but vapid, character and make her mark as big screen hot? Guess we'll have to see when it comes to: MILA KUNIS!

Check her out in - Max Payne

ASS (4/10):

What ass? There's nothing there. I mean it's tight, firm and all that, but it's got a shape that only a member of NAMBLA would obsess over. Let's move on.

BOOBIES (6/10):

Given how close Kunis' body is to needing intervention from Sally Struthers, she has an OK rack. Sure it's barely present, but what is present provides above average viewing pleasure. We'd be willing to volunteer for a touch/taste test as well for the strict purpose of journalistic accuracy.

FACE (9/10):

If I'm being honest, I never really thought of Mila as particularly pretty. Delicate for sure, but I always felt like any appreciation I had was more like when I see something expensive on ANTIQUES ROADSHOW rather then a groin filling desire to suck face with her. But the more I looked at her face for this article, the more and more I started seeing the whole world of innocence, experience and apparently genuine humanity going on just underneath the surface. Hell, I still don't find her pretty. But I do find her captivating.

PERSONALITY (10/10):

Because of an eye condition MK had to get steroid injections in her eye as a child. For perspective, I can barely use Visine, and I wear glasses to this day because I'd never be able to handle putting contacts in. So while she actually does seem like a cool person, who f*cking cares. She's badass and gets full props no matter what.

CAREER (7/10):

From what I've seen so far I really think the lass is going to do well. She's taken multiple convincing steps away from the character of Jackie on THAT 70'S SHOW, and with MAX PAYNE on her slate I expect that trend to continue. There's nothing so far to elevate her above one to watch status, but I expect in the next five years she will have both artistic and financial success to her credit on the silver screen.

High points: AFTER SEX, FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
Low points: AMERICAN PSYCHO 2

OVERALL (7/10):

A lot of Mila Kunis' appeal right now has to do with future possibilities. Her career isn't yet noteworthy, her body could definitely use some pregnancy pounds, and that face, well I don't think she's found a way yet to show us all that it has to offer. But don't let the rating fool you. I fully believe that Kunis is destined to achieve upper echelon hottie status. She just needs to ripen a bit.

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6:07PM on 05/07/2008
Don't forget that larger racks tend to have greater sagging issues as they get older. Mila's are just fine. The rest of her is good, too!
Don't forget that larger racks tend to have greater sagging issues as they get older. Mila's are just fine. The rest of her is good, too!
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7:05PM on 05/05/2008
She is absolutely stunning. Her face is a definite 10 out of 10 for me.
She is absolutely stunning. Her face is a definite 10 out of 10 for me.
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12:09PM on 05/05/2008
Love that shot you have of her looking directly into camera. Wow. She really is captivating.
Love that shot you have of her looking directly into camera. Wow. She really is captivating.
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11:38AM on 05/05/2008
who cares if she has a small ass? her face is gorgeous, and if her boobs are huge so what...they still look good. i'd do her.
who cares if she has a small ass? her face is gorgeous, and if her boobs are huge so what...they still look good. i'd do her.
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