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Body Shop: Monica Bellucci

08.13.2007by: Mr. Pink

I don't know what I can say that isn't made deliciously clear in the photo below, but when you talk about pound for pound sexiness there aren't too many ladies that top the list. This week's international delight incinerates the list. Comparisons simply fail. Gentlemen, please direct your attention to: MONICA BELLUCCI!

Check her out in - Shoot 'Em Up

ASS (7/10):

Mamma Mia, this beauty has a generous back slope. It's not a perfect treat, because while the lower curve and breadth are outstanding, the top third is more back than booty as this NSFW pic clearly shows. Still, given the choice between Bellucci seat cushions or none at all, well you know what I'm gonna pick.

BOOBIES (9/10):

Papa's got a treat for you boys, and its NSFW glory is right here. MBell's front armaments are close to perfect in every possible category - Great shape, great size for her body, great lift, great headlights. As a bonus she's Italian, so there's none of that I don't wanna show 'em off shyness that some silly actresses still cling to when you stalk, er, say hi to them in a grocery store.

FACE (10/10):

I'm not much for faces. Weird, I know, but when it comes down to it the body is what turns my head. As long as the face doesn't force me to retch at the mere sight of it then it's all good. But in this case, I just can't look away. It's perfect. Everything. Perfect.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

Don't really have a clue to be honest, but she's Italian so that defaults pretty high. I could probably get a 24-hour interview with her and still have no idea what she's really like, because I'd be a gibbering mess from looking at her in person. Shallow? Perhaps. Reality? You betcha.

CAREER (7/10):

Most of her work is foreign cinema that is unseen by me, but when she pops up here and there in an English language film there's always an impact. She's got that old school Hollywood glamour that takes your breath away the moment she's on screen. It's a rare gift. I don't know if it counts as talent per se, but it's definitely a gift.

High points: TEARS OF THE SUN, THE MATRIX RELOADED, THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST
Low points: THE BROTHERS GRIMM, SHE HATE ME

OVERALL (9/10):

Madam Bellucci is the type of woman who has built the world. Men draw inspiration for their art, wage wars, and create self-important corporate titles just for the chance to catch the momentary affection of a vision like her. I don't know how well the mechanics would work out when coupling with a celestial being, but if I had the opportunity to find out I'd pick Monica as my Heavenly Body to bed.

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