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Body Shop: Monica Keena

Oct. 25, 2010by: Mr. Pink

Sexy is a tough concept to nail down. Sure we can argue about ratings, and relative attractiveness each week, but ultimately what we respond to is very personal and often times surprising. I know that I have a pretty specific type that I like, and this week's lady does not fit that type. But damn she is just sex made flesh. Let's get down with: MONICA KEENA!

Check her out in - Night of the Demons

ASS (9/10):

The pic below is probably in my top 10 celebrity ass shots of all time. There's something magical about it. I'm not sure why, because Monica lacks the shape and amplitude that I prefer in this body area. Yet I find myself absolutely gobsmacked by her booty whenever I see it.

BOOBIES (9/10):

Keena's chest is another physical wonder on this woman. It truly seems to defy gravity. We're not talking a typically delicious rack, but who cares because no boob loving human is going to be able to look away from these puppies when they are presented. I'm almost convinced they could move on their own if given a chance.

FACE (8/10):

MK is super cute, but unlike most ladies who rock the adorable thing, she's flat out sultry too. Not too many sex kittens out there these days, but holy hell we got one here. That gaze is the type that will turn any normal mortal male into a yammering idiot. And thank goodness for that.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

Monica seems to have the smart, ditz dichotomy going on. She's well spoken, well educated, and doesn't screw around about what she wants in her life and her career. At the same time she has a goofy enthusiasm about her that feels more spirit captain than scholar. It's a fun mix and she wears it well.

CAREER (6/10):

Keena's been more of a force on TV than she has been in movies so far, but that's fine since TV programing is arguably stronger than most of what gets into theaters these days anyway. Whether or not she'll make a big splash on the big screen remains to be seen, but my gut feeling is that she'll need some luck to take her career into the majors.

High points: FREDDY VS. JASON
Low points: RIPE

OVERALL (8/10):

Monica Keena, it should be obvious by now, rings my motherf*cking bell in a very serious way. No doubt there are hotter females out there, but few who have the direct line to my sensitive parts like this outright fox.

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10:44AM on 10/25/2010
you can add night of the demons remake to the high points. just watched it last night, and monica looked great! awesome hottie!
you can add night of the demons remake to the high points. just watched it last night, and monica looked great! awesome hottie!
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11:30AM on 10/25/2010
She's hot with a capital sexy.
She's hot with a capital sexy.
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11:35AM on 10/25/2010

10/10

NOW THAT'S A 10/10 !!!
NOW THAT'S A 10/10 !!!
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11:52AM on 10/25/2010

Smokin'

Very hot. Now where's the BS for Julianna Guill?
Very hot. Now where's the BS for Julianna Guill?
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11:52AM on 10/25/2010
You said she lacks the shape and amplitude that you prefer her ass, but it gets a 9/10.....What?!?! It's flat and tiny..........
You said she lacks the shape and amplitude that you prefer her ass, but it gets a 9/10.....What?!?! It's flat and tiny..........
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11:59AM on 10/25/2010
One of my favorite blonds! Extremely HOT!!
One of my favorite blonds! Extremely HOT!!
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12:00PM on 10/25/2010
Damn right shes hot!I've had a thing for her for years.
Damn right shes hot!I've had a thing for her for years.
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12:02PM on 10/25/2010
Definitely yes during the Freddy Vs Jason stage. But I assume none of you have seen the bodge job she's had done to her face since? That's completely ruined her IMO.
Definitely yes during the Freddy Vs Jason stage. But I assume none of you have seen the bodge job she's had done to her face since? That's completely ruined her IMO.
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12:04PM on 10/25/2010
Have always found her incredibly sexy ever since "Undeclared". She's hot and a good actress. Also kudos for listing Freddy vs Jason as a high point, but confused how you did not list "Undeclared" as a high point. It was a great show and it is awesome to see how far the cast has come.
Have always found her incredibly sexy ever since "Undeclared". She's hot and a good actress. Also kudos for listing Freddy vs Jason as a high point, but confused how you did not list "Undeclared" as a high point. It was a great show and it is awesome to see how far the cast has come.
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1:28PM on 10/25/2010
Agreed, she's a fantastic looking gal, but I think her rating is a bit high. Especially when talking about the booty, of which she is in the "white chick with flat ass" camp. I'd say she's more like a 6 or 7
Agreed, she's a fantastic looking gal, but I think her rating is a bit high. Especially when talking about the booty, of which she is in the "white chick with flat ass" camp. I'd say she's more like a 6 or 7
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1:50PM on 10/25/2010
she has a nice ass here
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she has a nice ass here
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2:40PM on 10/25/2010

TERRIBLE

This girl is hot. Hot Face. AVERAGE BODY. MR PINK - Your articles are train wrecks. This girl has an OK ass. Check out your local college campus, 60% of the chicks have an ass like this. Doesnt make it a 9? Wtf. Boobs, she has a B CUP... Comeon. FIX YOUR RATING SYSTEM.
This girl is hot. Hot Face. AVERAGE BODY. MR PINK - Your articles are train wrecks. This girl has an OK ass. Check out your local college campus, 60% of the chicks have an ass like this. Doesnt make it a 9? Wtf. Boobs, she has a B CUP... Comeon. FIX YOUR RATING SYSTEM.
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5:24PM on 10/25/2010
nice.
nice.
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7:55PM on 10/25/2010
She is hot but as pointed out ratings way to high for some parts. Need to use a 5 as abase fot a hot girl and only go to 10 for Diora Baird :)
She is hot but as pointed out ratings way to high for some parts. Need to use a 5 as abase fot a hot girl and only go to 10 for Diora Baird :)
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7:57PM on 10/25/2010
I like her. Some other movies I've seen her in are Snow White: A Tale of Terror, All I Wanna Do!, Loaded, Bad Girls from Valley High, Man of the House, and Left in Darkness.

However....she really messed up her face lately :-(
I like her. Some other movies I've seen her in are Snow White: A Tale of Terror, All I Wanna Do!, Loaded, Bad Girls from Valley High, Man of the House, and Left in Darkness.

However....she really messed up her face lately :-(
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4:23AM on 10/26/2010
Yeah. Sure.
Yeah. Sure.
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11:34AM on 10/26/2010

??

Where did you see an ass??? she's got a tinya ss i dont understand your judgment sometimes America.
Where did you see an ass??? she's got a tinya ss i dont understand your judgment sometimes America.
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1:14PM on 10/26/2010
I'd hit it, but I wouldn't rate it that high. She's had too much work done. A$$ is ok, face is ok but love da boobies!
I'd hit it, but I wouldn't rate it that high. She's had too much work done. A$$ is ok, face is ok but love da boobies!
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3:20PM on 10/26/2010
Freddy vs Jason is a High Point?

Did you not watch Undeclared?
Freddy vs Jason is a High Point?

Did you not watch Undeclared?
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