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Body Shop: Paz Vega

Nov. 12, 2007by: Mr. Pink

You know you're in for a tough go of it when your first name rhymes with "spaz". Unless of course you happen to be so mind bendingly hot that your name could be "Poop Yeast Smell" and still be one of the sexiest women alive. Plus today's vixen is one of the few people on the planet who actually drove Adam Sandler crazy instead of the other way around. Heady stuff to recommend the sultry: PAZ VEGA!

Check her out in - Will Eisner's The Spirit

ASS (10/10):

To paraphrase Foghorn Leghorn, "I say, I say, I say...uh, wow!" If there's a tuckus in this size range out there that is more perfectly formed then I've not yet encountered it. This is a gift for all to behold, and fortunately Paz agrees 'cause she's happy to show it off!

BOOBIES (7/10):

Not PVeg's best feature, but certainly nothing to complain about either. They fit her frame fairly well, and those perky nips always seem happy to see us. A little more heft and shape might bump these puppies up a notch, but I'll take 'em natural of this quality any day over the typical cup-popping enhancements.

FACE (9/10):

I've always tended towards attraction to rounder countenances, so the fact that Vega has a jaw so square it would make the animated Batman jealous would typically be troubling. But no, it's just plain fantastic. Somehow her look captures all the best attributes of a smoldering temptress and the girl next door. Unfair, and difficult to categorize, but this is clearly a face for the ages.

PERSONALITY (10/10):

Truthfully I have no idea what she's like in real life, so all I have to go on are her choices as an actress. If she's at all like the characters she gravitates towards then she's a down-to-earth, confident, sexually secure chica that will strip for you, cook for you, enchant you - all without being needy or insane. Anybody out there still wanna argue that cloning is a bad thing?

CAREER (8/10):

It may feel like a stretch to give her such high marks for a career that really only consists of one movie the English-speaking world is familiar with, but believe me she merits it. In fact, the only reason she doesn't rate higher is the lack of a legit blockbuster or career defining role yet. It's just a matter of time, though. As long as Paz stays on the acting path, she's going to keep picking great projects and knocking her roles out of the park. And let's not forget that she has this in her favor, too (NSFW)!

High points: SEX AND LUCIA, SPANGLISH, 10 ITEMS OR LESS
Low points: NONE

OVERALL (9/10):

This chica's career is pretty much guaranteed to explode at some point in the future. While I certainly look forward to her getting the props she deserves, I also enjoy the fact that for now, she gets to do her thing without the interference of the pressures Hollywood mega stardom brings. Known, or unknown though, this is a hottie that provides a quick reality check when it comes to all the disposable leading ladies that get branded as "talent". Here, my friends, is the real deal.

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