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Aug. 18, 2008by: Mr. Pink

The EAGLE EYE hotties write up this week by The Gecko got some of you all in a tither over the hotness of a particular mocha skinned beauty that I happen to share your affection for. And since we not only love, but also listen to ya'lls feedback, this week you're getting some: ROSARIO DAWSON!

Check her out in - Eagle Eye

ASS (6/10):

Will Smith famously made fun of Ro's lack of asstasticness. She's certainly not in any danger of losing overall doability for her hindquarters, but they are fairly uneventful given the spectacular beauty of the rest of her. Moving on.

BOOBIES (10/10):

I don't think natural mammary magnificence gets any better than these puppies. I could spend a bunch of time waxing rhapsodic about the loveliness at play here, but let's be honest, you just wanna look at the picture anyway.

FACE (10/10):

I've heard many a person opine that Dawson is ugly. Just flat out, slap her mama ugly. Horse face. Butta face. Two-bagger. Three-bagger. Bah I say! I usually try to give the benefit of the doubt to divergent views on beauty, but this Rose is f*cking hot and anyone who wants to argue otherwise has too narrow a view of what a goddess should look like.

PERSONALITY (10/10):

Well let's see, she loves comic books, speaks Klingon and likes sex. Basically if they remake WEIRD SCIENCE, and you know somebody's thinking about it, KellyLeBrock is out and RoDawg is what new millennial geeks would create. Except that she's really real. If you like girls and you like the internets, then the good news is your dream woman lives. The bad news is she's definitely not going to go out with you. But the super good news is she might give Cherry and Beatrix a tumble.

CAREER (8/10):

So let's get this out of the way. I'm sure I'll hear complaints that KIDS is listed as a low point, but the movie's badly written, badly acted and basically just a skeezy perv joint so save it. As to the rest of her career, Ms. Dawson presents us with a fairly mixed bag, but she has mostly avoided any truly embarrassing efforts. On top of that, despite her deliciously mixed heritage, she's a black actress in H'Wood's eyes, which means she has to fight for whatever is left over after Halle Berry and Angela Bassett pass. In other words, to have the career she has is far more noteworthy than a similar level of achievement from a white actress. Yeah, I said it.

High points: MEN IN BLACK II, SIN CITY, CLERKS II, GRINDHOUSE
Low points: KIDS, THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH, RENT

OVERALL (9/10):

Chicks just don't come much better than this. Neither do ladies, lasses, babes, booty calls or womyn. This once in a lifetime mixture of talent, sass, deliciosity, coolness and general ice queen pwnage is nearly beyond reckoning. She quite frankly seems too good to be true. Yum!

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7:53AM on 08/18/2008

Nice!

Awesome Body Shop but I personally feel that she deserves a 10 in every category. She's perfect in every single way and I want her bad!
Awesome Body Shop but I personally feel that she deserves a 10 in every category. She's perfect in every single way and I want her bad!
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8:31AM on 08/18/2008
Perfect in every way but the ass Elderpredator. Couldnt agree more with the scores on everything. (Even listing MIB 2 as a high point! Hellz yeah, mad underrated).
Perfect in every way but the ass Elderpredator. Couldnt agree more with the scores on everything. (Even listing MIB 2 as a high point! Hellz yeah, mad underrated).
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9:47AM on 08/18/2008

8 on the ass...

Who the hell made Will Smith the Assmaster?!
Who the hell made Will Smith the Assmaster?!
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10:33AM on 08/18/2008
I am all for this score. Except for the ass score. She has a luscious booty, yes I indeed said that. And even though Kids was frightening and people still talk about it, I won't hold it against her.

Oh, and she wouldn't be approaching me, I'd have to approach her and I'd be intimidated as hell.
I am all for this score. Except for the ass score. She has a luscious booty, yes I indeed said that. And even though Kids was frightening and people still talk about it, I won't hold it against her.

Oh, and she wouldn't be approaching me, I'd have to approach her and I'd be intimidated as hell.
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11:51AM on 08/18/2008
yeah she is definetly DIABOLICAL. but i think you rated her way too low on the boobs. only a 10!!, come on.
and Men in Black 2 sucked out load. one of the few movies that Will Smith has done that really blew. even Rosario couldnt save it.
yeah she is definetly DIABOLICAL. but i think you rated her way too low on the boobs. only a 10!!, come on.
and Men in Black 2 sucked out load. one of the few movies that Will Smith has done that really blew. even Rosario couldnt save it.
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11:56AM on 08/18/2008

BAD IDEA OR WORST IDEA?

@ Mr. Pink: Dawson is a 7/10, no matter how you want to dissect her unimpressive by Hollywood standards career, her plain jane face, or her personality (you must know her?). Also, just because she wears a D cup she gets a 10? Does that mean Katey Sagal would get a 24? Sheesh.

@ ElderPredator: "Perfect" doesn't mean what you think, but rather that somebody, somewhere, is tired of dealing with her bullshit. I speak to you the truth, brother.

Personally, if I was out and saw her in a
@ Mr. Pink: Dawson is a 7/10, no matter how you want to dissect her unimpressive by Hollywood standards career, her plain jane face, or her personality (you must know her?). Also, just because she wears a D cup she gets a 10? Does that mean Katey Sagal would get a 24? Sheesh.

@ ElderPredator: "Perfect" doesn't mean what you think, but rather that somebody, somewhere, is tired of dealing with her bullshit. I speak to you the truth, brother.

Personally, if I was out and saw her in a bar, I probably wouldn't even notice. God, fascination with Rosario is like people thinking Angelina Jolie is hot. That's some mongoloid retardation.
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12:36PM on 08/18/2008

Perfect Gal...

...regardless of what Mr. [link] thinks.

9/10 is pretty low, but I guess it's acceptable.
...regardless of what Mr. [link] thinks.

9/10 is pretty low, but I guess it's acceptable.
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1:43PM on 08/18/2008

Unconventional can be sexy..

Rosario = perfect mix of class & ass. Would like to see her in more high-profile flicks (and in less of the dubious-looking, direct-to-DVD dross that line the Blockbuster shelves).

I think Rosario, for instance, would be a great Catwoman should they ever resurrect the character for a Bat-film.
Rosario = perfect mix of class & ass. Would like to see her in more high-profile flicks (and in less of the dubious-looking, direct-to-DVD dross that line the Blockbuster shelves).

I think Rosario, for instance, would be a great Catwoman should they ever resurrect the character for a Bat-film.
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2:13PM on 08/18/2008
I've wondering when this would happen and I think she pretty much deserves every score except the tush, which should be an 8 or 9 and the overall score which should be a 10.

There are so few class people in hollywood, not to mention true dream girls and Rosario i one of them.
I've wondering when this would happen and I think she pretty much deserves every score except the tush, which should be an 8 or 9 and the overall score which should be a 10.

There are so few class people in hollywood, not to mention true dream girls and Rosario i one of them.
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2:14PM on 08/18/2008
BTW Kudos for referencing Beatrix in the article.
BTW Kudos for referencing Beatrix in the article.
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3:08PM on 08/18/2008
no screen grab of her unleashing those delectable sweater pups in Alexander and by doing so creating the only reason to watch that movie? sinners.

to all you Rosario haters: point your hate somewhere's else. Rosey is perfect and you are unworthy of her devine countenance anyway.
no screen grab of her unleashing those delectable sweater pups in Alexander and by doing so creating the only reason to watch that movie? sinners.

to all you Rosario haters: point your hate somewhere's else. Rosey is perfect and you are unworthy of her devine countenance anyway.
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4:57PM on 08/18/2008
Rosario is absolutely hot and i think your scored are right on for the most part, i would have given the ass a 7 and a total of a 10 but i guess i can let it go just this once.
Rosario is absolutely hot and i think your scored are right on for the most part, i would have given the ass a 7 and a total of a 10 but i guess i can let it go just this once.
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6:16PM on 08/18/2008
I love all the ratings. Never really checked out her ass too much because I was so amazed with everything else about her.
I love all the ratings. Never really checked out her ass too much because I was so amazed with everything else about her.
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10:08PM on 08/18/2008
so hot she is.
so hot she is.
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4:04AM on 08/19/2008
Can someone explain to me what makes this woman so hot? I honestly just don't see it.
Can someone explain to me what makes this woman so hot? I honestly just don't see it.
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11:41AM on 08/19/2008

To Crazy Dud

Have you ever met one of those girls who is cute, but their personality just makes them hot as hell? That is basically Rosario, except that instead of cute, she is freaking beautiful! She is the best of both worlds, the smart nerd within a very fine body
Have you ever met one of those girls who is cute, but their personality just makes them hot as hell? That is basically Rosario, except that instead of cute, she is freaking beautiful! She is the best of both worlds, the smart nerd within a very fine body
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11:47AM on 08/19/2008

Not hot

The only time this woman has ever been hot was in Sin City.
The only time this woman has ever been hot was in Sin City.
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7:49PM on 11/04/2008
She is a 10 out of 10 any day.
She is the only woman I would do anything and everything with.
She is a 10 out of 10 any day.
She is the only woman I would do anything and everything with.
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