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Body Shop: Rose Byrne

06.08.2009by: Mr. Pink

There are two accents that just slay me on the spot. Irish and Australian. Our Shop this week is dedicated to a Sheila from Down Under who also carries a significant cargo of cute in her bag of tricks. And if you've been with me for any length of time them you know that cute is my Achilles Heel. Speaking of, after TROY she was supposed to be the next big thing, but so far is still doing great work in under seen films leaving you sometimes wondering, where have I seen her before? So let's all get educated on: ROSE BYRNE!

Check her out in - Adam

ASS (9/10):

Nom, nom, nom. The perfect ass to turn into your own adult playground. Round, meaty, juicy and just plain fun to look at. She doesn't show it off much, but that just makes the fleeting glimpses she gives us all the more special. BTW, here's an unencumbered look (slightly NSFW), but you may want to focus on the far right of the pic, unless of course you've been digging Cherry's Robert Pattinson coverage.

BOOBIES (7/10):

Byrne doesn't really have anything to make her ladies stick out enough to get higher marks (that's not a size dig for the record), but I can't help the fact that I love 'em anyway. They've got relatively nice shape, certainly fit her slender body well (although as relative amplitude goes there's a disconnect between her ass and her bewbs), and present compelling cleavage when required. They are cute as hell and I'd love to get a better look (NSFW) in the future.

FACE (9/10):

Great, adorable face that delivers an unexpected mash-up of Rachel Weisz and Salma Hayek. It's probably best that the cute factor is high here, because if it went more toward the sultry side Rose might just be a flower that would destroy us all when we gazed upon her. As it is she's simply an amazing looking, but still mortal, babe.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

She's from Australia and she studies Brazilian Ju-Jitsu with the Gracie family. I could probably stop right there, but it might over sell her vibe. She certainly seems very cool and collected, but so far it appears she's still in that super protected stage of her craft, trying not to do or say anything that will piss away any potential jobs. So her interviews tend to a be a bit dry. I expect with more mainstream success that will flag in the coming years. Still, I'd lay good odds that around her friends she's one awesome as hell chica.

CAREER (7/10):

RB does a great job of disappearing into each role she takes on, which may actually hurt her mainstream acceptance because it makes it hard for people to remember what they saw her in. She's got a Chris Cooper-like ability to deliver everytime, even steal scenes, but without leaving an impression of the actor behind the character. It's a rare gift, and one that will give her a long and successful career, but for now, she's not a big enough name to pick and choose projects. We'll just have to be satisfied with her being great in whatever she lands until Hollywood catches up.

High points: THE RAGE IN PLACID LAKE, SUNSHINE, 28 WEEKS LATER
Low points: KNOWING

OVERALL (8/10):

If ya don't like cute (third time I've used the word in this BS), then you're probably going to disagree with my assessment here. But for those of us who like a little innocence mixed in with our talented hotness slingers, Rose Byrne is one spicy dish that only promises to get better with age.

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10:32PM on 05/07/2012

Flat but effective

Rose Byrne's career has picked up since you posted this review, so after losing 4 points for being flat-chested, you can add a couple back for her roles. Eight is about right.
Rose Byrne's career has picked up since you posted this review, so after losing 4 points for being flat-chested, you can add a couple back for her roles. Eight is about right.
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4:57PM on 06/15/2009

I love her!

And I actually liked Knowing.

And I actually liked Knowing.

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3:38AM on 06/10/2009
Love her. Amazing face, good all-around body and a fantastic personality. She's a great actress to boot.

I thought she was great in Sunshine but I've heard she absolutely kills on the FX TV SHow Damages.
Love her. Amazing face, good all-around body and a fantastic personality. She's a great actress to boot.

I thought she was great in Sunshine but I've heard she absolutely kills on the FX TV SHow Damages.
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8:07PM on 06/08/2009

oooh, she's purdy

I approve.
I approve.
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6:24PM on 06/08/2009
Doesn't do it for me. Sorry.
Doesn't do it for me. Sorry.
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2:54PM on 06/08/2009

THANK YOU!!!!

Rose is my FAVORITE hottie this year!!!
Rose is my FAVORITE hottie this year!!!
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2:30PM on 06/08/2009
very cute.
very cute.
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1:28PM on 06/08/2009

I like

Huge fan of RB and you're right she is underrated and doesn't seem to stand out in many of her parts but she is a great actress and MUY CALIENTE!!!! All I need is a mouth full. THANKS!
Huge fan of RB and you're right she is underrated and doesn't seem to stand out in many of her parts but she is a great actress and MUY CALIENTE!!!! All I need is a mouth full. THANKS!
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11:22AM on 06/08/2009

Yes

Sometimes breast sizes aren't everything. My goodness, she is beautiful.
Sometimes breast sizes aren't everything. My goodness, she is beautiful.
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10:43AM on 06/08/2009
I'm sorry, but if someone is basically flat chested, she's not a 7. 3 at best.
I'm sorry, but if someone is basically flat chested, she's not a 7. 3 at best.
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9:36AM on 06/08/2009
Very beautiful, with a face to worship. She was awesome in SUNSHINE.
Very beautiful, with a face to worship. She was awesome in SUNSHINE.
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