Been wanting to BS this chica for awhile, and now that we're in the last month of The Body Shop, I'm finding extra motivation to make it happen with ladies I've wanted to do, but haven't sealed the deal with yet. So sit back and enjoy some time with the lovely: ROSELYN SANCHEZ!
ASS
(9/10):
Yum. Dancer's fitness with a classic Latin ass. What's not to like? Buy a ticket and set sail on this ship. Fly the Jolly Roger, follow the treasure map, and find that booty.
BOOBIES
(8/10):
Sanchez has one of those chests that is out of proportion with the rest of her body, which is usually a problem for me, but what she has is so awesome that she gets a pass. If you want to see them unencumbered by silly things like clothes and lingerie then you can do a quick google search on "Roselyn Sanchez naked". You're welcome.
FACE
(8/10):
Roselyn has the makings of one of the most beautiful women in the world, marred by two things. She has a slightly mannish jaw line, and that nose is quirky if you want to be kind, a mess if you don't. Those two things put her more in the category of chicks that get referred to as handsome. But for me, the good clearly outweighs the bad and she still has a visage that is luminous.
PERSONALITY
(7/10): It's funny that she's been around for a relatively long time and hasn't really made any particular impression as far as her character goes. For some reason she doesn't inspire the kind of longing that a Longoria or a Lopez does, even though she's arguably more talented and engaging than at least one of them (I'll let you all debate which one). CAREER
(6/10): Gotta give credit to her for sustaining a career for so long, but for the most part she has majored in propagating stereotypes with her roles. Hard to give her a pass for that, even with the limited options out there for latino actresses. High points: RUSH HOUR 2, ACTO OF VALOR OVERALL
(8/10): Roselyn Sanchez is probably never going to be much of a Hollywood player, but ever since I saw her kicking ass in RUSH HOUR 2 I knew that I'd have a serious crush on her for a good long time. She's got a ridiculous body, I very nice face, and tenacity baby. Love it.
Low points: BOAT TRIP, CHASING PAPI, THE GAME PLAN
Cie!
Def hot
10 of 10...wanna fight about it?