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Body Shop: Roselyn Sanchez

Mar. 5, 2012by: Mr. Pink

Been wanting to BS this chica for awhile, and now that we're in the last month of The Body Shop, I'm finding extra motivation to make it happen with ladies I've wanted to do, but haven't sealed the deal with yet. So sit back and enjoy some time with the lovely: ROSELYN SANCHEZ!

Check her out in - Act of Valor

ASS (9/10):

Yum. Dancer's fitness with a classic Latin ass. What's not to like? Buy a ticket and set sail on this ship. Fly the Jolly Roger, follow the treasure map, and find that booty.

BOOBIES (8/10):

Sanchez has one of those chests that is out of proportion with the rest of her body, which is usually a problem for me, but what she has is so awesome that she gets a pass. If you want to see them unencumbered by silly things like clothes and lingerie then you can do a quick google search on "Roselyn Sanchez naked". You're welcome.

FACE (8/10):

Roselyn has the makings of one of the most beautiful women in the world, marred by two things. She has a slightly mannish jaw line, and that nose is quirky if you want to be kind, a mess if you don't. Those two things put her more in the category of chicks that get referred to as handsome. But for me, the good clearly outweighs the bad and she still has a visage that is luminous.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

It's funny that she's been around for a relatively long time and hasn't really made any particular impression as far as her character goes. For some reason she doesn't inspire the kind of longing that a Longoria or a Lopez does, even though she's arguably more talented and engaging than at least one of them (I'll let you all debate which one).

CAREER (6/10):

Gotta give credit to her for sustaining a career for so long, but for the most part she has majored in propagating stereotypes with her roles. Hard to give her a pass for that, even with the limited options out there for latino actresses.

High points: RUSH HOUR 2, ACTO OF VALOR
Low points: BOAT TRIP, CHASING PAPI, THE GAME PLAN

OVERALL (8/10):

Roselyn Sanchez is probably never going to be much of a Hollywood player, but ever since I saw her kicking ass in RUSH HOUR 2 I knew that I'd have a serious crush on her for a good long time. She's got a ridiculous body, I very nice face, and tenacity baby. Love it.

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6:13PM on 03/06/2012

Cie!

Incredibly, smokingly HOT!
Incredibly, smokingly HOT!
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11:55AM on 03/06/2012

Def hot

I give her an 8.5. She is def a hottie
I give her an 8.5. She is def a hottie
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9:02PM on 03/05/2012
Mega Hot! Speaking of that scene from Boat Trip, I need to revisit my DVD.
Mega Hot! Speaking of that scene from Boat Trip, I need to revisit my DVD.
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8:00PM on 03/05/2012
Roselyn Sanchez is one of the hottest older women on the planet
Roselyn Sanchez is one of the hottest older women on the planet
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2:18PM on 03/05/2012
no argument here...
no argument here...
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12:31PM on 03/05/2012
Hot to the 9th degree!
Hot to the 9th degree!
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11:28AM on 03/05/2012
she's hot, and she kind of looks like Sandra Bullock at some angles
she's hot, and she kind of looks like Sandra Bullock at some angles
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8:44AM on 03/05/2012

10 of 10...wanna fight about it?

I have had a thing for Rosalyn Sanchez for a while now. Not too many women who I'd take a martini made of their bathwater but this woman? Aye dios mio. Streamlined. Incredible.
I have had a thing for Rosalyn Sanchez for a while now. Not too many women who I'd take a martini made of their bathwater but this woman? Aye dios mio. Streamlined. Incredible.
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8:40AM on 03/05/2012
By my count I have her at a 7. But I won't quibble if you want to give her an 8. She is super attractive.
By my count I have her at a 7. But I won't quibble if you want to give her an 8. She is super attractive.
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8:24AM on 03/05/2012
She's definitely hot and she probably has a nice ass, butt the ass pic sucks, and honestly, they do quite a bit. ☹
She's definitely hot and she probably has a nice ass, butt the ass pic sucks, and honestly, they do quite a bit. ☹
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8:09AM on 03/05/2012
She is really hot. I love tight latina bodies like hers.
She is really hot. I love tight latina bodies like hers.
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4:54AM on 03/05/2012
Oh hell yes!
Oh hell yes!
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4:19AM on 03/05/2012
WOW where has she been lately had a huge crush on her & i love her accent, solid scores all around. Ever notice how most latina women never get plastic surgery? They rely on their natural beauty.
WOW where has she been lately had a huge crush on her & i love her accent, solid scores all around. Ever notice how most latina women never get plastic surgery? They rely on their natural beauty.
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3:50AM on 03/05/2012
Body Shop is being phased out?
Body Shop is being phased out?
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7:37AM on 03/05/2012
Yep. Last column is last Monday in March.
Yep. Last column is last Monday in March.
11:05AM on 03/05/2012
That's too bad. This is one of my favorite columns. I'm here every Monday to check it out.
That's too bad. This is one of my favorite columns. I'm here every Monday to check it out.
11:29AM on 03/05/2012
I appreciate that. After three years I've pretty much run out of new ways to describe a woman's body. But don't worry. The new Face Off Columns will be here to incite debate about relative hottie merits going forward.
I appreciate that. After three years I've pretty much run out of new ways to describe a woman's body. But don't worry. The new Face Off Columns will be here to incite debate about relative hottie merits going forward.
11:45AM on 03/05/2012
MR_PINK.....Do a battle of the best nude scene or sex scene. : D
MR_PINK.....Do a battle of the best nude scene or sex scene. : D
12:11PM on 03/05/2012
Face Off isn't my column Lick, but a damn good idea. You should submit it. You can either mention it in the comments of the most recent FO, or email it.
Face Off isn't my column Lick, but a damn good idea. You should submit it. You can either mention it in the comments of the most recent FO, or email it.
1:24PM on 03/05/2012
MR_PINK....What email address should I email it to?
MR_PINK....What email address should I email it to?
1:51PM on 03/05/2012
Just click on the author's name at the top left side of any column to send that author an email.
Just click on the author's name at the top left side of any column to send that author an email.
3:13PM on 03/05/2012
Thank you. : )
Thank you. : )
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