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May. 23, 2011by: Mr. Pink

I feel like Michael Bay casts women sort of like Roy Scheider in ALL THAT JAZZ. It's so easy to see him saying to the current starlet he wants to nail, "Listen, I can't make you a great actress. I don't even know if I can make you a good actress. But, if you keep trying and don't quit, I know I can make you a better actress." If I'm right then it helps explain his current leading lady: ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY!

Check her out in - Trasformers: Dark Of The Moon

ASS (8/10):

I was honestly shocked to discover that this Victoria's Secret model is smuggling so much junk in her trunk. Those chicks are not exactly known for the amplitude of their curves. But when Rosie turns around you are greeted with a first class heinie.

BOOBIES (8/10):

Here the size is basically what one might expect, but damn those girls are sweetly formed. While doing my due diligence for the article I made sure to seek out as many unenhanced shots of the lady's chest as possible, and they do truly inspire. Mostly dirty thoughts, but they inspire none the less.

FACE (8/10):

Obviously this is a face that is top shelf, but chicks who look like this always look to me like they have too high an opinion of themselves. Not her fault of course, and she may well be a lovely woman on the inside as well as out. But for me, delicious as many find her, I can't get excited over a visage like this one.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

Let's be honest, nobody much cares about getting into the depths of a VS model's outlook on life. That said, Ms. Huntington-Whitely is currently dating Jason Statham which garners her automatic cool points whether she deserves it or not. Hopefully she has more composure as she explores Hollywood's waters than Michael Bay's last leading lady did.

CAREER (6/10):

Being the It Girl in a summer blockbuster is one helluva way to enter the Tinseltown ring. Particularly when you consider how many models get their feet wet either with a glorified cameo or some STD trash. From the clips I've seen so far, it doesn't appear Rosie is going to send any voters running for their Oscar ballets, but no matter what happens, she'll have been in what will be one of the biggest movies of all time.

High points: N/A
Low points: N/A

OVERALL (8/10):

Rosie Huntigton-Whiteley is very hot, and that's really all we've asked of her so far. Given a strong turn in TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON she might well become relevant outside of that, but I'm not holding my breath.

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2:55PM on 07/05/2011
More proof that Mr. Pink has bad the in women. If this women wasn't blonde nobody would care about her.
More proof that Mr. Pink has bad the in women. If this women wasn't blonde nobody would care about her.
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1:03AM on 05/25/2011
I admit that she at least one-ups Megan Fox in the thumb department.
I admit that she at least one-ups Megan Fox in the thumb department.
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7:54AM on 05/24/2011
I'm not feeling the collagen job at all, but I will admit that I find her SLIGHTLY more attractive when Michael Bay's not shooting her. (Emphasis on "SLIGHTLY").
I'm not feeling the collagen job at all, but I will admit that I find her SLIGHTLY more attractive when Michael Bay's not shooting her. (Emphasis on "SLIGHTLY").
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3:33AM on 05/24/2011

sexy!

didn't like her at first but the more I saw of her the more I realized how damn hot she is! yummmmmmmy
didn't like her at first but the more I saw of her the more I realized how damn hot she is! yummmmmmmy
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10:24PM on 05/23/2011

Eww

Not a fan. I can't believe this girl was voted #1 on Maxim's hot 100 list. Over Eva Mendes? Puh-lease.
Not a fan. I can't believe this girl was voted #1 on Maxim's hot 100 list. Over Eva Mendes? Puh-lease.
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9:19PM on 05/23/2011
She's a Victoria's Secret model and #1 on Maxim, so calling her ugly is false. Don't get me wrong she's not the hottest girl I have ever seen but she is by no mean ugly. Anyone on this site that says she is should take a look at the last gremlin they had sex with and just cry, if they have ever had sex.
She's a Victoria's Secret model and #1 on Maxim, so calling her ugly is false. Don't get me wrong she's not the hottest girl I have ever seen but she is by no mean ugly. Anyone on this site that says she is should take a look at the last gremlin they had sex with and just cry, if they have ever had sex.
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9:00PM on 05/23/2011

Sorry,

but her face is a 5 at best and how the hell does her non-existent career get a 6?
but her face is a 5 at best and how the hell does her non-existent career get a 6?
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8:44PM on 05/23/2011

Sweet typo

An Oscar Ballet? Love to see one of those.
An Oscar Ballet? Love to see one of those.
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6:16PM on 05/23/2011
She has a nice body but count me among those who don't like her face. She has too much lips.
She has a nice body but count me among those who don't like her face. She has too much lips.
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6:09PM on 05/23/2011
zombievictim said that no guy on here can get her and that they still judge her like they could. He can JUDGE us though? He doesn't know us. WHAT A DICK.
zombievictim said that no guy on here can get her and that they still judge her like they could. He can JUDGE us though? He doesn't know us. WHAT A DICK.
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6:02PM on 05/23/2011

Still hot

Really, lying naked on your bed, legs spread, you'd hit it.

Maybe not as hot as Megan Fox, but still hot.

Her ass is deffinately her best asset.
Really, lying naked on your bed, legs spread, you'd hit it.

Maybe not as hot as Megan Fox, but still hot.

Her ass is deffinately her best asset.
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3:42PM on 05/23/2011
I honestly don't get the resentment for her replacing Fox. I used to be all over Fox but she is looking more an more like a punked up Barbie these days. This chick is REAL looking and has a smoking body.
I honestly don't get the resentment for her replacing Fox. I used to be all over Fox but she is looking more an more like a punked up Barbie these days. This chick is REAL looking and has a smoking body.
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2:25PM on 05/23/2011

She is hot!

If you castin for the remake of Mask.

She must suck a mean dick, because that is the only way she got the Transformers gig.
If you castin for the remake of Mask.

She must suck a mean dick, because that is the only way she got the Transformers gig.
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2:20PM on 05/23/2011

She is hot!

If you castin for the remake of Mask.

She must suck a mean dick, because that is the only way she got the Transformers gig.
If you castin for the remake of Mask.

She must suck a mean dick, because that is the only way she got the Transformers gig.
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1:24PM on 05/23/2011
Face 8/10?!? Are you fucking blind? She's the female Robert Pattinson.

Put a bag over her head and I'd do her.
Face 8/10?!? Are you fucking blind? She's the female Robert Pattinson.

Put a bag over her head and I'd do her.
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1:14PM on 05/23/2011
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
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12:28PM on 05/23/2011
You'd have to be a homo not to wanna give this broad the fizz, really.
You'd have to be a homo not to wanna give this broad the fizz, really.
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12:12PM on 05/23/2011
Come to think of it, Whiteley is actually hotter than I first thought. Lucky you, Jason Statham (she's still with Statham, right?).
Come to think of it, Whiteley is actually hotter than I first thought. Lucky you, Jason Statham (she's still with Statham, right?).
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11:01AM on 05/23/2011
Hating this chick seems very cool on this site... It became boring long time ago...

The only reason the people is complaining is because the comparisons with Megan Fox.

Honestly, as much as I loved Megan in the first Transformers (since then she has destroyed her face via plastic surgery) I canīt find any reason to dislike this girl.

She is hot, natural (yes, her mouth is natural, see pics from her teen years) and seems a very cool person.

She has my vote today.
Hating this chick seems very cool on this site... It became boring long time ago...

The only reason the people is complaining is because the comparisons with Megan Fox.

Honestly, as much as I loved Megan in the first Transformers (since then she has destroyed her face via plastic surgery) I canīt find any reason to dislike this girl.

She is hot, natural (yes, her mouth is natural, see pics from her teen years) and seems a very cool person.

She has my vote today.
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10:49AM on 05/23/2011
Sometimes, I don't get the reasons for all the love some girls get. This time, I don't get the hate.
Sometimes, I don't get the reasons for all the love some girls get. This time, I don't get the hate.
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10:39AM on 05/23/2011
She doesn't do it for me. I'd rather have Megan.
She doesn't do it for me. I'd rather have Megan.
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10:34AM on 05/23/2011
There are some thing I love about her and other things that are odd for me. But I could get used to her very quickly.
There are some thing I love about her and other things that are odd for me. But I could get used to her very quickly.
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10:29AM on 05/23/2011
shes a hottie.
and i think shes gorgeous.
very unique beauty.
shes a hottie.
and i think shes gorgeous.
very unique beauty.
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10:23AM on 05/23/2011

Hell no!

Her lips are awful looking.
zombievictim said no guy on here can get her, but we still judge her like we can. He can JUDGE us though? He doesn't know us. What the hell is his problem?!
Her lips are awful looking.
zombievictim said no guy on here can get her, but we still judge her like we can. He can JUDGE us though? He doesn't know us. What the hell is his problem?!
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10:10AM on 05/23/2011
It's funny because no guy here could get a girl as hot as this. Yet they still judge like they could. Oh internet, if only you could hide your own ugly.
It's funny because no guy here could get a girl as hot as this. Yet they still judge like they could. Oh internet, if only you could hide your own ugly.
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2:24PM on 05/23/2011
Actually I could get better. There is a crack that lives in a alley near that is way hotter. I am one crack rock away from proving you wrong.
Actually I could get better. There is a crack that lives in a alley near that is way hotter. I am one crack rock away from proving you wrong.
9:43AM on 05/23/2011
face = 0, career = 2. As I've said, her face makes me feel drowsy. At least Megan Fox's didn't make me want to kill myself. Rosie's face has about as much personality as a frying pan.
face = 0, career = 2. As I've said, her face makes me feel drowsy. At least Megan Fox's didn't make me want to kill myself. Rosie's face has about as much personality as a frying pan.
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9:07AM on 05/23/2011
totally agree about her face & thats what kills it for me, yes dat is a pretty decent ass she has but not the best looking boobs & face so ya 1 out of 3 equals major fail onm her behalf.
totally agree about her face & thats what kills it for me, yes dat is a pretty decent ass she has but not the best looking boobs & face so ya 1 out of 3 equals major fail onm her behalf.
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8:20AM on 05/23/2011
I'm sorry.... I would kick this girl out my bed.

I strongly disagree with the rating of this girl. She has no ass, she has no boobs, and her face.. ugh.
I'm sorry.... I would kick this girl out my bed.

I strongly disagree with the rating of this girl. She has no ass, she has no boobs, and her face.. ugh.
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7:39AM on 05/23/2011
You give this girl's face an 8 yet the picture you use makes her look like she has down's syndrome. Probably the worst looking supermodel out there.
You give this girl's face an 8 yet the picture you use makes her look like she has down's syndrome. Probably the worst looking supermodel out there.
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7:28AM on 05/23/2011
i usually agree with most of your rating but youre way off base here. i wouldnt rate her more than a 7 on ANY feature and i'm just not jumping on the 'bashing TF3' bandwagon. i just don't see her appeal.
i usually agree with most of your rating but youre way off base here. i wouldnt rate her more than a 7 on ANY feature and i'm just not jumping on the 'bashing TF3' bandwagon. i just don't see her appeal.
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