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Body Shop: Saffron Burrows

Feb. 11, 2008by: Mr. Pink

What the f*ck my friends? How is it possible that the grand power of the internets has got such a dearth of good pics of today's dear lady in its tubes. I mean, she's a hot accent-bearing bisexual ex-model for goodness sake. So somebody fix it. Fix it! For now we'll work with what we could find to showcase the lovely: SAFFRON BURROWS!

Check her out in - The Bank Job

ASS (4/10):

Where's her ass in that pic you may be asking. Exactly! Find me a usable pic of Saffron's burrow and I will switch it out. For now what we are left with is only a naked backside pic (NSFW) that illustrates pretty clearly why there are no booty shots to choose from. There's hips, but no hills back there.

BOOBIES (7/10):

It's always tough to figure out a proper scale to grade skinny chicks when it comes to the chesticles, but in Saffy's case I feel comfortable with letting the mark edge a notch higher than their strictly unleashed presence would indicate because she definitely knows how to present them. So even though they may not look outstanding like this, they always have the potential to look like this!

FACE (7/10):

I would very much like to give more credit here, because I've thought The Saff was ultra hot for years. And when she's up on screen I think there's a case to be made for that opinion. But in the harsh reality of your average pap shot she's kinda got the crazy angular, bony, thin skin, thin lip thing going. Still works if you're a fan of the Grapes of Wrath look, but it doesn't hold up as strongly as in my adolescent fantasies

PERSONALITY (8/10):

Cool, confident, openly bisexual. What more do you want? She's the kinda girl that everybody wants in their movie (amongst other things). Like Steve Buscemi but hot and with boobs. The fact that she plays her personal life fairly close to the vest strikes me as an even greater statement about the strength of her character.

CAREER (8/10):

SBurr's CV reads like a legit actor's wet dream. Sure there aren't any "star" making roles, but the laundry list of top acting and directing talent she's gotten to work with is insane. The woman has style, sass, and an eye for interesting projects. Muchos props chica!

High points: HOTEL DE LOVE, TIMECODE, PERFECT CREATURE
Low points: WING COMMANDER

OVERALL (7/10):

In my brain Saffron Burrows has been a top shelf hottie for longer than I can pinpoint. To me she'll always be aces, but in breaking the whole into parts, I have to admit a lot of the physical doesn't hold up to scrutiny particularly well. Thankfully she's brings a powerful presence and some serious chops in her bag of tricks. I've no doubt this lady will continue to work her magic on all of us for years to come.

Source: MovieHotties

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11:43AM on 02/11/2008
THAT face gets a 7/10????!??!?!

More proof that this site does not want to say anything bad about any celeb.

I'll say it again, just because someone is famous, it does NOT mean they are HOT.
THAT face gets a 7/10????!??!?!

More proof that this site does not want to say anything bad about any celeb.

I'll say it again, just because someone is famous, it does NOT mean they are HOT.
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