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Body Shop: Salma Hayek

Mar. 24, 2008by: Mr. Pink
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Today's hottie is one of those chicas that men go to war for and write epic poems about. She may have started off doing her thang south of the border, but now there is no question that she is an international star of the highest order. Time to thank the maker and genuflect for: SALMA HAYEK!

Check her out in - Cirque du Freak

ASS (8/10):

Not Salma's finest feature, but that's not a complaint. It's more like pointing out the least noteworthy part of a Monet or Chagall. Fine art is fine art, even if you can find portions of a work that don't draw your eye quite as much as other, um, parts. No question though, this is one outstanding booty.

BOOBIES (10/10):

Houston, we have lift off! To tweak a line Vesper Lynd delivered with aplomb in Casino Royale, "There are breasts and there are breasts. These are the latter." I honestly don't much know what to say about these spectacular examples of a female's most recognizable attribute other than wow - motherf*cking Wow!

FACE (10/10):

Sweet, sassy, with a hotness that'll burn your tongue (if you're lucky enough to get that close). Little H has that perfect blend of girl next door freshness and wanton seductress. There may be - arguably - more perfectly crafted countenance's out there, but I challenge anyone to find a more subtle, adaptable, all-around heart stoppingly awesome face.

PERSONALITY (10/10):

If you don't want to hang out with this girl then we've got absolutely nothing to talk about. She exudes the type of energy that just screams lets have fun, lots of fun, do some good works on the side, then have some more fun, including tequila shooters and beer, then chill for a bit and do it all over again. I don't know, maybe some of that is just in my head, but did I mention she seems like a lot of fun?

CAREER (8/10):

It's almost unfair that a woman this hot has a career this hot too. If karma is real then Salma clearly led a very good life the last time around. She gets to work with top directors, top talent, across all genres, and oh yeah, she produces and directs as well. There'd be plenty to recommend if she was just an unbelievably attractive senorita, but then she drops real talent into the mix as well. Totally unfair, and totally awesome!

High points: DESPERADO, TIMECODE, FRIDA, ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO
Low points: BREAKING UP, WILD WILD WEST

OVERALL (10/10):

People talk alot about old school Hollywood glamour. Well guess what? There's a new school too and it's got nothing to do with the day of the week hotties that get shoved down our collective throats by eager PR firms and tabloid TV trying to fill airtime. It's all about beauty, talent, and a little international flair doesn't hurt. Salma, we are not worthy. But thanks for doing what you do anyway!

Source: Movie Hotties
Tags: Salma Hayek

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8:39AM on 03/25/2008

agreed

Agree on all accounts. In fact, it may have been Salma that made me officially hit puberty when I saw her in Desperado. 10 out of 10 is fitting, and am I correct in saying this is the first 10?
Agree on all accounts. In fact, it may have been Salma that made me officially hit puberty when I saw her in Desperado. 10 out of 10 is fitting, and am I correct in saying this is the first 10?
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