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02.21.2011by: Mr. Pink

Decided to go off the beaten path a bit this week. There is a definite class of Hollywood chicks who do not fit into the typical mold at all. They often aren't what we usually think of as hot, but the mere fact that they've carved a niche in the very specific world of movies is kinda sexy. In this case we'll look at occasional UK export: SAMANTHA MORTON!

Check her out in - John Cater of Mars

ASS (4/10):

Terrible. Just terrible. I'm not going to spend any more time on this.

BOOBIES (9/10):

Ah sweet redemption. It's weird, because when you look at Morton you're not expecting to find a body that inspires much in the fantasy realm, but she's got a rack that shows some divine inspiration. And topping the feast are those perfectly placed, and delightfully forthright nips. Yum, yum, and yum!

FACE (7/10):

Tough call here. I can see where some would be taken with Samantha's look, but for me it's a just a bit too pedophile chic to enjoy. The mishmash of boyish, youngish, and waifish is too much. Longer hair helps to smooth things out, but she doesn't seem interested in rocking that look anymore.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

S&M has managed to snag the terrifying label of "difficult" in her on set dealings, but coming from a broken home she mostly seems to have the tough survivor mentality of a street urchin, "I think people found me unnervingly truthful without any filter in my mouth, and this was deemed very bad, especially for a woman. You are not meant to tell somebody to fuck off if they are being rude - you are meant to find a political, tactical way to get out of a situation. When I was younger if I thought somebody was abusing me I would point it out immediately." It's admirable, and a bit much, all at the same time.

CAREER (9/10):

Not much to say about what she's done on the big screen so far other than wow! She's been the muse for high profile directors, scored multiple Oscar nominations, and managed to pretty much only act in whatever the hell she wants to (no, I can't explain Lassie). Other than having a legit blockbuster and taking down one of the golden statuettes she doesn't have much left to accomplish.

High points: SWEET AND LOWDOWN, MORVERN CALLER, IN AMERICA
Low points: THE LIBERTINE, LASSIE

OVERALL (7/10):

Samantha Morton is one of those chicks that you end up having a torrid affair with even though she's not your usual flavor. Individual elements may not all add up to a winner, but there's something about the overall vibe that pulls you in.

Source: MovieHotties

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10:53PM on 02/22/2011

Um...

Gross. Yes, Minority Report sent me down that route.
Gross. Yes, Minority Report sent me down that route.
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9:39AM on 02/22/2011
I've always thought she looks WAAAYYY too boyish (though I feel Carey Mulligan is starting to give her a run for her money in that category). : ?
I've always thought she looks WAAAYYY too boyish (though I feel Carey Mulligan is starting to give her a run for her money in that category). : ?
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6:02AM on 02/22/2011
She's not mannequin hot and that's what I like about her. She looks natural and she looks good. Plus she's a talented actress which so many ladies that get put up here can't claim to be.
She's not mannequin hot and that's what I like about her. She looks natural and she looks good. Plus she's a talented actress which so many ladies that get put up here can't claim to be.
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4:30AM on 02/22/2011
Um, no. Very much no.
Um, no. Very much no.
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12:30PM on 02/21/2011

High Point

Synecdoche, New York
Synecdoche, New York
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10:29AM on 02/21/2011

I agree with Pink on his summary.

Not my cup of tea but nice cans though.
Not my cup of tea but nice cans though.
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10:26AM on 02/21/2011

Good call on the boobies.

I've always loved this chick.
I've always loved this chick.
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