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Body Shop: Sarah Jessica Parker

Mar. 17, 2008by: Mr. Pink
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From pegs that are square to a city full of sex, today's lass has covered quite the range of topics in her lengthy career. Now she may be the first hottie featured who is more popular with women and gay men then she is with the straight male populace, but that said, I don't think anybody's kicking her out of bed. Say hello to: SARAH JESSICA PARKER!

Check her out in - Sex And The City

ASS (6/10):

Toned and taut, SJP's less than bountiful backside is absolutely as shredded as it can be, but that's not necessarily what we're looking for in that part of the body. I give her ample credit for sculpting her cheeks as perfectly as possible. It's just not a butt that ever had a lot of possibilities.

BOOBIES (7/10):

I never really think about Parker sporting solid boobage, but she isn't half bad in the above the waist below the neck department. They're quite full and bouncy given her frame and a body that looks like it's allergic to carbs. Besides, as we all know, more than a handful and you're risking a sprained tongue.

FACE (4/10):

Straight up disaster-ville folks. The horse like schnoz is a centerpiece of a face that just doesn't work. Proportions are all wrong. Layout looks like a newbie's first try at Photoshop. Oh, and let's not forget that her hair usually overtakes the whole damn thing. It's probably best if we just move on.

PERSONALITY (5/10):

I'll admit here that she may in fact be a fine and wonderful person, and maybe this is just influenced by her character on Sex And The City, but man she strikes me as pretentious and annoying. In fact her whole vibe is the kind of self-consciously boy crazy, psycho-clingy, indecisive BS that is the bottommost achievement of womanhood IMHO (FYI).

CAREER (7/10):

A couple of good roles in great films and a number of lead roles in painful films. Most of Sarah's juice comes from notable TV roles. Whether the Sex And The City movie is a positive achievement remains to be seen, though it'll likely depend on the viewer's perspective, and as already mentioned, I have little patience for the games that group of stories plays. It's hard for me to tell if she's got serious acting chops, but there's certainly a spunky comic flair that comes across in the right roles and I give due respect for that.

High points: FOOTLOOSE, L.A. STORY, STATE AND MAIN
Low points: HONEYMOON IN VEGAS, DUDLEY DO-RIGHT, FAILURE TO LAUNCH

OVERALL (6/10):

I know that Parker has legions of fans, or at least that's what tabloid TV would have me believe, but when it comes down to it I just don't see it. Sure she's cute-ish and funny-ish, but I don't get the hype for those outside of NY or the fashion industry. Slightly better than average sure, but not much more even on her best days.

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5:04AM on 03/19/2008
I thought she was fantastic in The Family Stone. That movie really made me a fan of hers.

She's not a knockout but she's much better looking than given credited for by some people. She's pretty. Not as good looking as her Sex and the City costar Kristen Davis but still fairly pretty.
I thought she was fantastic in The Family Stone. That movie really made me a fan of hers.

She's not a knockout but she's much better looking than given credited for by some people. She's pretty. Not as good looking as her Sex and the City costar Kristen Davis but still fairly pretty.
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