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02.01.2010by: Mr. Pink

How do you feel about tomboys my friends? Especially tomboys with rocking bodies and the mouth of a disease ridden sailor coming back from an 8 year port of call in Taiwan? Maybe you love it long time. Maybe you're put off a bit by a woman who spits in the face of what most would call a "lady". Pro or con, let's get it on with: SARAH SILVERMAN!

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ASS (9/10):

One thing Silverman excels at is leaving you speechless with a pic. Even if her butt wasn't that fine, her willingness to pose it so extravagantly would still make it hard to grade her low. But, it is a very fine ass. Great shape and fits her body just about perfectly. This is a ba-donk-a-dunk!

BOOBIES (9/10):

Once again, yowsa! Smooth, soft, perfectly sized for her slender frame, and just the kind of boobs that look like they're ready for a good time. And just like her ass, Sarah is fairly happy to molest them in public, so we all at least get to pretend that she might let us touch 'em too.

FACE (7/10):

SS (very unfortunate initials for a Jew btw) has a pretty face. Not gorgeous, and certainly not plain. Just pretty. Her preference for aggressively ugly or goofy expressions doesn't do any wonders for her in this regard, but when she gives a genuine smile this is a girl next door who would put most GND's to shame.

PERSONALITY (10/10):

I love her sense of humor and abject vulgarity. I love that she sang "I wish all the retarded/could be resmarted". I love that she's so aggressive in her talk about sexuality that it makes me somewhat uncomfortable. You may not. If you don't love her you probably find her annoying and overhyped. But I think she's great.

CAREER (6/10):

SarS is still known more as a personality than a talent per se. In fact her "F*cking Matt Damon" video is probably the most well known and widely appreciated thing she's done. She's certainly an accomplished stand-up, and THE SARAH SILVERMAN SHOW is doing fairly well on Comedy Central. As to movie success, she's trying to cater to her audience while also looking for opportunities to stretch, but hasn't found any real break out role yet. I'm not sure she's ever going to really get taken all that seriously as an actress, but has the attitude and gumption to be around for a very long time anyway.

High points: THE SCHOOL OF ROCK, I WANT SOMEONE TO EAT CHEESE WITH
Low points: SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS

OVERALL (8/10):

Sarah Silverman is an odd case, because while her body is legitimately top shelf, her public persona goes a bit far a field of even the most generous definition of sexy. Still, smart and hot is a heady mix, even if it is going to come with a lot of belching, farting and more profanity than George Carlin with a stubbed toe.

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6:06PM on 03/16/2010

hot

Some people have no sense of humor
Some people have no sense of humor
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7:37AM on 02/04/2010
I agree with a 8 rating, though I think her sense of humor sucks, I think she's a hottie
I agree with a 8 rating, though I think her sense of humor sucks, I think she's a hottie
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2:41AM on 02/04/2010
This is going to sound horrible, but she is definitely hot so long as she doesn't start talking.
This is going to sound horrible, but she is definitely hot so long as she doesn't start talking.
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1:48PM on 02/02/2010
Fantastic lady. :D
Fantastic lady. :D
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7:43AM on 02/02/2010

no thanks...

this shop gives tenners quite easily...

so if SS ass is a 9, what's Jlo's? a 20??

lol
this shop gives tenners quite easily...

so if SS ass is a 9, what's Jlo's? a 20??

lol
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5:24AM on 02/02/2010
I'd bang the hell out of that Hebrew. Can't deny she has an amazing body. However her brand of humor is terrible. If a man were doing her material I doubt he'd get away with some of the stuff she says.
I'd bang the hell out of that Hebrew. Can't deny she has an amazing body. However her brand of humor is terrible. If a man were doing her material I doubt he'd get away with some of the stuff she says.
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2:25AM on 02/02/2010
She is tops. The Bee's Knee's.

Seriously, I think she would make a perfect girlfriend/wife. Not "gorgeous" but definitely pretty. Outgoing as fuck, and apparently likes to fuck.

SS, I want to have your babies.
She is tops. The Bee's Knee's.

Seriously, I think she would make a perfect girlfriend/wife. Not "gorgeous" but definitely pretty. Outgoing as fuck, and apparently likes to fuck.

SS, I want to have your babies.
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12:31AM on 02/02/2010
I like her.
I like her.
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11:13PM on 02/01/2010

FUCKING NASTY!!!

THIS BITCH IS A PIG!!! HOW DARE U!!! WTF! YUK
THIS BITCH IS A PIG!!! HOW DARE U!!! WTF! YUK
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9:42PM on 02/01/2010

Ahhhhhh!!!!!

Aaagghhh!!! Are you freaking kidding?
Aaagghhh!!! Are you freaking kidding?
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7:33PM on 02/01/2010
Silverman is great. I've been a fan of hers since she was on "Greg the Bunny." She is attractive in that girl who is considered one of the boys kind of way.
Silverman is great. I've been a fan of hers since she was on "Greg the Bunny." She is attractive in that girl who is considered one of the boys kind of way.
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7:31PM on 02/01/2010

I dig.

I've had the hots for this chick since the first episode of Greg The Bunny.
I've had the hots for this chick since the first episode of Greg The Bunny.
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4:10PM on 02/01/2010

LOVE HER

thank you for doing this one! I think she is very sexy and she has a personality that screams fun and uninhibited. I think she would be amazing in the sack.
thank you for doing this one! I think she is very sexy and she has a personality that screams fun and uninhibited. I think she would be amazing in the sack.
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3:31PM on 02/01/2010
I've seen this shop give low scores to chicks who were 100 times hotter then Silverman. She is actually pretty ugly.
I've seen this shop give low scores to chicks who were 100 times hotter then Silverman. She is actually pretty ugly.
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1:04PM on 02/01/2010
I've always found her to be insanely attractive. She's got the type of personality that attracts me, and her looks only add to the appeal. I don't think she's bitter or cruel, so her sense of humor doesn't bother me at all. She's just really sarcastic, and that's practically all I need in a girl. You know, someone who can contend with my own sarcasm.
I've always found her to be insanely attractive. She's got the type of personality that attracts me, and her looks only add to the appeal. I don't think she's bitter or cruel, so her sense of humor doesn't bother me at all. She's just really sarcastic, and that's practically all I need in a girl. You know, someone who can contend with my own sarcasm.
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12:12PM on 02/01/2010

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I would hit, but at the same time I'm afraid she would shout horrifying things at me, punch me in the face, take a dump on me, and leave me crying in the corner.
I would hit, but at the same time I'm afraid she would shout horrifying things at me, punch me in the face, take a dump on me, and leave me crying in the corner.
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12:05PM on 02/01/2010
Not seeing it, cute probably, but nothing more.
Not seeing it, cute probably, but nothing more.
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11:07AM on 02/01/2010
Yeah, she can be a bit harsh with her ribbing, but I'd put it to that ass nonetheless.

I also find it hard to believe that she's not related to Jonathan Silverman.
Yeah, she can be a bit harsh with her ribbing, but I'd put it to that ass nonetheless.

I also find it hard to believe that she's not related to Jonathan Silverman.
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11:03AM on 02/01/2010

Hot!

I'd bang her senseless. I have spoken!
I'd bang her senseless. I have spoken!
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10:53AM on 02/01/2010

The Problem is...

I've had major wood for this chick ever since I saw her years ago on "Seinfeld" and in "There's Something About Mary". I've always thought she was fine. However, the problem is her sense of humor...she's jut NOT funny. Do us all a favor Sarah, for God's sake, just sit in the corner and look pretty! You've got the goods!
I've had major wood for this chick ever since I saw her years ago on "Seinfeld" and in "There's Something About Mary". I've always thought she was fine. However, the problem is her sense of humor...she's jut NOT funny. Do us all a favor Sarah, for God's sake, just sit in the corner and look pretty! You've got the goods!
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10:41AM on 02/01/2010
she's cute, but doesn't do anything for me.
she's cute, but doesn't do anything for me.
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10:12AM on 02/01/2010
This might be the only time I red band one of my comments. I absolutely cannot stand Silverman at all. I don't find her attractive in the slightest and her "shooting fish in a barrel" lazy style of comedy is just rude rather than inspired or funny.
This might be the only time I red band one of my comments. I absolutely cannot stand Silverman at all. I don't find her attractive in the slightest and her "shooting fish in a barrel" lazy style of comedy is just rude rather than inspired or funny.
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9:38AM on 02/01/2010
She had a fantastic cameo in The Way of the Gun...
She had a fantastic cameo in The Way of the Gun...
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9:20AM on 02/01/2010
Sarah Silverman is one hot/sexy lady! I love that she is very filthy when it comes to her comedy. That is why I love her so much.

Very hot and has a dirty mouth on her. I love it!!!
Sarah Silverman is one hot/sexy lady! I love that she is very filthy when it comes to her comedy. That is why I love her so much.

Very hot and has a dirty mouth on her. I love it!!!
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