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Jan. 30, 2012by: Mr. Pink

Well since THE DESCENDENTS seems to be the anointed movie this Oscar season (personally thought it was very good, but not great), might as well cast a bit of light on its hottest inhabitant. The mercurial daughter of El Clooney in the flick certainly made an impression, and was one of the best parts of the film. If you don't already know her, time to meet: SHAILENE WOODLEY!

Check her out in - The Descendents

ASS (6/10):

I thought this was going to be a higher rating, because in THE DESCENDENTS Woodley pretty much lives in a bikini, and her hind end looked pretty good. Not amazing, but pretty good. One problem though, once you start looking closer in photos it becomes clear that the young lady and her slender frame lacks much back. Ah well. Moving on.

BOOBIES (8/10):

Major uptick here. This girl has the kind of lanky, laconic bust that I absolutely love. Fuller than you might suspect, yet still with the ability to appear demure. Absolutely lovely.

FACE (9/10):

I expect that many will not like Shailene's look, but it's a huge hit for me. She's absolutely gorgeous, but also has the ability to play cute, and even girl next door in some instances. Quite a bit of range for a face. Still, on balance I find her totally gorgeous.

PERSONALITY (6/10):

Reading some interviews with the lass what most comes across is that she keeps talking about how grateful she is. At first it's sort of nice, but she just keeps pounding on it and it starts to get irritating. You get a certain vibe off actors whether or not they're bs'ing, and in her case I just couldn't shake the feeling that this is essentially a young, immature, relatively shallow girl who has a whole lot of growing up to do.

CAREER (7/10):

Shailene has mostly made her bones on TV, which makes it all the more impressive to see her own the screen opposite George Clooney in this year's Oscar fave. She says she doesn't prepare for her roles, so we'll have to see if she manages to eek out anything other than variations on a theme as her career continues. However, there's no denying how powerful she was in THE DESCENDENTS, and I certainly hope she has the ability to extend that talent in more diverse roles. Time will tell.

High points: THE DESCENDENTS
Low points: MOOLA

OVERALL (7/10):

Shailene Woodley announced herself with authority this year, though the jury is still out on how much of a factor she's going to be in the future. If she was a bit curvier, or a bit more mature, she would likely rate higher since she's one gorgeous chick, but it is what it is in showbiz. I wish her the best, but am not exactly expecting huge things from her. I would love to be wrong about that, though.

Source: MovieHotties

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9:48AM on 01/30/2012
She's hot.
She's hot.
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11:19AM on 01/30/2012
Meh.... she's ok.
But a 9/10 for the face against Kaley Cuoco's 6/10?
Meh.... she's ok.
But a 9/10 for the face against Kaley Cuoco's 6/10?
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12:51PM on 02/05/2012

How's the butt?

Flaaaaat, just the way I like it.

Awwwww yeah! JD's gonna hit that flaaaaat butt, JD's gonna hit that flaaaaat butt, JD's gonna hit that flaaaaat butt, JD's gonna hit that flaaaaat butt.
Flaaaaat, just the way I like it.

Awwwww yeah! JD's gonna hit that flaaaaat butt, JD's gonna hit that flaaaaat butt, JD's gonna hit that flaaaaat butt, JD's gonna hit that flaaaaat butt.
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2:38PM on 02/03/2012
Pure Looks: She is an 8... You were too generous in her Personality.. I have seen and read interviews with her and she comes off as an annoying, arrogant little piece of elitist shit!
Pure Looks: She is an 8... You were too generous in her Personality.. I have seen and read interviews with her and she comes off as an annoying, arrogant little piece of elitist shit!
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11:57AM on 01/30/2012
She has a bit of a flat pooper, but everything else looks great. A few weeks in the gym and she could be really hot.
She has a bit of a flat pooper, but everything else looks great. A few weeks in the gym and she could be really hot.
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10:11PM on 02/02/2012
I paid money to see The Descendents and it sucked ass cheeks. This broad was the only thing worth watching in this film. Tits up she's a winner!
I paid money to see The Descendents and it sucked ass cheeks. This broad was the only thing worth watching in this film. Tits up she's a winner!
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3:29PM on 02/01/2012
Sweet jeebus is she even of legal age & wow poor girl talk about no ass.
Sweet jeebus is she even of legal age & wow poor girl talk about no ass.
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6:24AM on 01/31/2012

Andrew Garfield

Purely in the face, she looks like Andrew Garfield to me.
Purely in the face, she looks like Andrew Garfield to me.
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12:02PM on 01/30/2012
I find her terribly bland.
I find her terribly bland.
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