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Body Shop: Shannon Elizabeth

Feb. 25, 2008by: Mr. Pink

Certain hotties land with cluster bomb force because they happen to find that perfect scene to immediately turn on the world. Sharon Stone is the most famous example, but not far behind the uncrossed legs that stunned a nation comes the inadvertent webcam masturbation extravaganza featuring foreign exchange student Nadia. In other words: SHANNON ELIZABETH!

Check her out in - The Grand

ASS (7/10):

ShEliz has much to offer anyone she cares to let sample her goodies, but her butt is small and only decently shaped. Now it's absolutely as tight and toned as a tuckus can be, so she gets major marks for being all she can be - she just doesn't have the genes to truly rock some jeans.

BOOBIES (9/10):

Not too often that fake boobies are such a grand asset. The before pictures show a nice looking gal with a fresh faced wholesomeness going for her. Which is totally fine. However, if you want to take the fast track to Hollywood B+ list status with little discernable effort, then the new rack (NSFW) Shannon picked up was a very good idea.

FACE (8/10):

It's weird to me, because Elizabeth has that everyday hotness quality, which can sometimes be a little bland, but she also has a jump start your libido presence that ultimately mixes to create - well a pretty approachable seeming chica. There must be some calculus or something involved because the math doesn't make any sense to me.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

This one is a mixed bag because Ms. Liz seems to carry a lot of fantastic, and many irritating, qualities all in the same bag o'bones. She plays poker well, which is awesome, and also gives off an easy going vibe that's always fetch in a hot chick. But then she's also got the whole spacey, hippy, New Age-lite attitude that quite frankly drives any normal human up the f*cking wall when not actively trying to sleep with the person in question. Still, hot, approachable and probably down with some ganja fun goes a long way in our book.

CAREER (3/10):

After burning our collective eyeballs in American Pie, Shannon caught a couple of noteworthy glorified cameo appearances and then more or less disappeared into schlock, crap and STD's. I kinda felt like her career had been OK, but then I realized that Thirt13en Ghosts was one of the movies I think of her fondly in and realize it's actually a pretty grim landscape.

High points: AMERICAN PIE, SCARY MOVIE, THIR13EN GHOSTS, JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK
Low points: EVERYTHING ELSE

OVERALL (7/10):

I could probably add another notch to the overall rating if Shannon hadn't put the kibosh on appearing nude (NSFW) anymore, which was honestly her most appealing aspect. However, she is a hottie of the first degree even if her professional career has pretty much sucked overall. Now that she has some poker movies coming out, though, it could be a rebirth for our girl. Let's all wish her luck, and a return to nude scenes.

Source: MovieHotties

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