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Body Shop: Sienna Miller

Jun. 29, 2009by: Mr. Pink

I gotta say that there were at least three other women I wanted to Body Shop this week that didn't work out for one reason or another. Now it's late and I'm cranky, so let's take a look at somebody that I've never gotten why they have any hype going on at all. The homewrecker known as: SIENNA MILLER!

Check her out in - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

ASS (8/10):

Generally I want a little more meat on a booty, but I have to admit that Ms. Miller does have some significant enticement going on. Plus there's a certain arch of the back that a woman can rock that speaks volumes to the things she'd like to do to you in bed. From that perspective this is my kind of dirty girl.

BOOBIES (7/10):

Everybody and their brother has seen this lass naked, since she obviously digs sunbathing topless, so it's been made very clear in pictorial fashion that she's got pretty decent, but not amazing boobs. Yet, there's something about the way Sienna barely wears tops that almost makes me want to grade her higher. It wouldn't be fair, but good lord can you look at the pic below and not want to get all up in that?

FACE (7/10):

I don't know what's going on here. SMill has a bit of a butter face sometimes, yet other times she smoulders like coals on a grill. Is she ugly, pretty, indefinable? I honestly don't know. I will say that I'm starting to figure out some of her hype though. The girl carries herself like sex on legs.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

No matter what you think of her relationship judgment, she seems like a fine person. That said, I'm in no position to grade her on this because I've become officially smitten with this puzzlingly attractive woman.

CAREER (5/10):

Sienna hasn't done much yet. What I've seen of her indicates that she's got some talent, but nothing so far that knocked me out. Gotta wish her good luck, though.

High points: LAYER CAKE, INTERVIEW
Low points: ALFIE, CASSANOVA

OVERALL (9/10):

I know the final rating doesn't make sense given the individual marks, but I can't help it. Ms. Sienna Miller is more than the sum of her parts, and while I started off this BS thinking she was mid-range at best, I've now come around to why she's a big deal. The hotness is strong with this one. Feel free to discuss her relative merits below.

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7:24PM on 06/30/2009
Mr. Pink....You need to choose better pics for the ass and the face. You can't see what her ass looks like from that pic and the face pic sucks!

What the hell?!
Mr. Pink....You need to choose better pics for the ass and the face. You can't see what her ass looks like from that pic and the face pic sucks!

What the hell?!
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10:57AM on 06/29/2009

The pictures for her ass and face were awful.

The ass shot is awful because there's no way to no how it looks from that shot and the face pic sucks as well because you choose one that makes her look bad with the face she's making. What the hell?!
The ass shot is awful because there's no way to no how it looks from that shot and the face pic sucks as well because you choose one that makes her look bad with the face she's making. What the hell?!
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2:10AM on 06/30/2009
Sienna is sex on two legs! HOTT!
Sienna is sex on two legs! HOTT!
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11:15PM on 06/29/2009

Id' tap Sienna...

Id' tap Sienna in the blink of a blink. Totally my type - and you call tell from these pics that she knows her way around a bed - and I respect that!
Id' tap Sienna in the blink of a blink. Totally my type - and you call tell from these pics that she knows her way around a bed - and I respect that!
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1:30PM on 06/29/2009

sorta kinda

She has bad days and good days. I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
She has bad days and good days. I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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11:16AM on 06/29/2009

Phenomenal actress, gorgeous in every aspect, and an excellent personality

A Sienna Miller body shop, nice! And such a high score. Even better.

I personally am in love with Sienna Miller, I'm a huge fan of hers and that's based on her looks, acting, and personality. I wouldn't hesitate to give her a 10/10 in all the categories that are listed here.
A Sienna Miller body shop, nice! And such a high score. Even better.

I personally am in love with Sienna Miller, I'm a huge fan of hers and that's based on her looks, acting, and personality. I wouldn't hesitate to give her a 10/10 in all the categories that are listed here.
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1:51PM on 06/29/2009
Do. Not. Want. Blah. :-(
Do. Not. Want. Blah. :-(
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11:26AM on 06/29/2009
I really don't see the big deal about her. She's not bad looking what so ever but she has just doesnt do a thing for me. She's very plain looking imo.
I really don't see the big deal about her. She's not bad looking what so ever but she has just doesnt do a thing for me. She's very plain looking imo.
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