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Apr. 12, 2010by: Mr. Pink

Since last week didn't seem to go over very well, I thought I'd search out some no brainer hotness for ya'll this week, and the extra benefit is that I know the chick I picked is a Cherry fav. And I do love to make that woman happy. So let's put on our boogie shoes with: SOFIA VERGARA!

Check her out in - The Smurfs

ASS (9/10):

Sweet sassafras that is one deliciously juicy behind. I know Latinas are famous for their ample backsides, but even from that perspective this babe is impressive. Gimme a lunchbox and a tent because I'm ready to camp out there.

BOOBIES (9/10):

Vergara knocks another category out of the park. It's too bad she hasn't seen fit to fully unleash her melons to the fruit starved men and women of the world, because I'm sure the unrestrained glory of her womanly globes must be magnificent. Ah well, she is starting to get a bit older now, so surely we can't be too far from an "I'm still sexy dammit" dip into nudity.

FACE (8/10):

This is actually a tough call, because in pics like the one below she's gorgeous, but there are also angles from which she's getting awfully close to having some butter going on. So what's the real deal? I don't know. What I do know is that she generally appears to be a very good looking woman, and if you happen to catch her at an angle that disagrees with that assessment, well there is so much more to look at to distract you so who cares?

PERSONALITY (8/10):

Not too sure about the personality per se here, but the chick's got character in spades. She's been supporting her family on her own since she was 20, and has survived everything from thyroid cancer to the murder of one of her brothers. She's just damn impressive and seems to be really hitting her stride on screen as she hits an age where most women in Hollywood start freaking out that it's all over. No surprise I suppose. It's hard not to like one of Cherry's Bombshells.

CAREER (6/10):

Obviously MODERN FAMILY is getting Sofia more exposure than just about anything else she's done to this point, though she has managed to hold her own against the likes of Angela Bassett, so the chick has chops. Now whether or not mainstream movies have room for a Latina other than Eva Mendes (and to a lesser degree these days JLo) to be a significant player or not remains to be seen, but if so we've definitely got a nomination for the part here.

High points: THE 24TH DAY, FOUR BROTHERS
Low points: ANYTHING BY TYLER PERRY

OVERALL (9/10):

Sofia Vergara is definitely one of those women that is hot enough that her other merits hardly matter. Luckily for us she is also quite a woman in non-physical aspects, and shows promise on the star front if she can break through the Tinseltown color wall. Until then we can all just enjoy how damn fine looking she is, and hope that she'll break out the girls for our collective enjoyment soon.

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5:40PM on 08/25/2010

Sofia Vergara

WOW... nice baby :)
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WOW... nice baby :)
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good quality...
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5:49PM on 04/14/2010
OK... now THAT's hot.
OK... now THAT's hot.
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6:48PM on 04/13/2010

One word...

Daaaaaaaaamn!
Daaaaaaaaamn!
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10:35AM on 04/13/2010

Muy Caliente!

It would be hard (key word here) to say 'No' to this Babe. That ass would make a perfect pillow!
It would be hard (key word here) to say 'No' to this Babe. That ass would make a perfect pillow!
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9:28PM on 04/12/2010

Goddess

yummy! Love her
yummy! Love her
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5:40PM on 04/12/2010
10/10. Flawless. And that ass! wow! it is poetry. Fuck the Mona Lisa. Vergara's ass is true art.
10/10. Flawless. And that ass! wow! it is poetry. Fuck the Mona Lisa. Vergara's ass is true art.
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5:16PM on 04/12/2010
I think the ratings might even be a little low. She is unbelievably hot.
I think the ratings might even be a little low. She is unbelievably hot.
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4:36PM on 04/12/2010
I concur with the rating.
I concur with the rating.
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3:30PM on 04/12/2010
That ass is poetry!
That ass is poetry!
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3:13PM on 04/12/2010
I had a bad crush on her when she was on Telemundo, then I moved on, then she appeared on "Modern Family" and I remembered why I fell for her. GOd love you Vergara.
I had a bad crush on her when she was on Telemundo, then I moved on, then she appeared on "Modern Family" and I remembered why I fell for her. GOd love you Vergara.
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2:05PM on 04/12/2010
Hot as Hell!!! Its that kind of babe that you wont stop to fu..k all the blooy time!
Hot as Hell!!! Its that kind of babe that you wont stop to fu..k all the blooy time!
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12:42PM on 04/12/2010

tasty

all ratings correct, no arguements here.
all ratings correct, no arguements here.
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10:09AM on 04/12/2010
shes soo hot, i forgive her for being in Tyler Perry movies. she was the main reason i started watching Modern Family, it could suck ass as long as she keeps wearing low cut tops :)
shes soo hot, i forgive her for being in Tyler Perry movies. she was the main reason i started watching Modern Family, it could suck ass as long as she keeps wearing low cut tops :)
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9:40AM on 04/12/2010
I absolutely love her.
I absolutely love her.
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1:26PM on 04/12/2010
Awesomeness...she's effing hot as hell. I'd give the backside a 10 outta 10, but I'm
Awesomeness...she's effing hot as hell. I'd give the backside a 10 outta 10, but I'm
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