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Body Shop: Stacy Ferguson

Jan. 26, 2009by: Mr. Pink

It's that time of year when Hollywood starts dumping some of its least promising products on our collective eyeballs. Holidays are over, summer's not yet here, and what we get is a whole bunch of meh. So it only seems appropriate to feature a lady who's only marginally a movie hottie, at least at this point. A lady like: STACY FERGUSON!

Check her out in - Nine

ASS (9/10):

People make a big deal about Fergie's keister with good reason. It's got that Latin flair going on. In fact its very reminiscent of Eva Mendes' IMO. I could go on, but instead I'll just give you this pic to enjoy. Go ahead and take your time coming back.

BOOBIES (8/10):

I can't tell for sure, but it looks like there's been some enhancement assistance given to Stacy's lovely lady lumps. I mean, she claims she's had no plastic surgery, and I couldn't find anything beyond supposition about their status. But usually boobs don't jump off the chest like hers do. Not that I'm complaining. Real, fake, or somewhere in between, these sweater stands are definitely a delicious treat.

FACE (6/10):

I caught some flack a few weeks back for using the term butterface, so I'll resist. In fact, while The Ferg's look is decidedly trashy, it's a look that I can get down with. However, it's tough to escape that certain descriptor when so many people apply it to her. Let's just say that she looks rode hard and put away wet more often than she seems daisy fresh.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

I don't know a helluva lot about Ms. Ferguson, but I do know that a bi-sexual former meth addict who loves hypnotherapy is my kind of crazy. And I give mad props to anybody who's survived a meth addiction. It also strikes me as an indicator of strong self-confidence that she married a man prettier than she is in Josh Duhamel.

CAREER (4/10):

While it went unseen by me, Ferguson did actually get her main start on the TV program Kids Incorporated. Then she went into music, and has now started dipping her toes in the movie pool. She was supposed to be in The Fog remake, but scheduling screwed it up and she was replaced by Selma Blair. That basically leaves her appearances in Poseidon and Grindhouse to judge her silver screen promise. It doesn't look good. I thought she was pretty unimpressive in both. Really the only thing to look forward to is her getting naked at some point in order to be in a "serious" movie.

High points: N/A
Low points: N/A

OVERALL (7/10):

Obviously from a movie standpoint Stacy is a bust so far. As a straight up hottie she's certainly enticing, but she ends up on the wrong side of skanky too often to get really starry eyed over her. I guess the reason her amazing body works 24/7 is that it has a lot to overcome.

Source: MovieHotties

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2:17AM on 01/20/2010

The essential words . . .

you're looking for when describing her face is "former meth addict." Meth addiction ages you badly, and that's what happened here. But yeah, she compensates for that, IMO.
you're looking for when describing her face is "former meth addict." Meth addiction ages you badly, and that's what happened here. But yeah, she compensates for that, IMO.
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1:23AM on 01/28/2009
Umm...No.

And for the matter...By your scale...You're telling us that Fergie (7) is hotter and is a better personality than Rachel McAdams (6)?

Umm...Definitely No.
Umm...No.

And for the matter...By your scale...You're telling us that Fergie (7) is hotter and is a better personality than Rachel McAdams (6)?

Umm...Definitely No.
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2:12AM on 01/27/2009
UGH! ABSOLUTELY NOT! I CAN BARELY STAND TO LOOK AT THIS WOMAN! SHE IS THE EXACT POLAR OPPOSITE OF HOT!
UGH! ABSOLUTELY NOT! I CAN BARELY STAND TO LOOK AT THIS WOMAN! SHE IS THE EXACT POLAR OPPOSITE OF HOT!
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9:34PM on 01/26/2009
Come on, post the pic where she pissed her pants! Cuz you ain't cool, unless you pee yo pants!
Come on, post the pic where she pissed her pants! Cuz you ain't cool, unless you pee yo pants!
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2:47PM on 01/26/2009
certainly hot, but her music sucks.
certainly hot, but her music sucks.
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2:03PM on 01/26/2009
I agree with poopontheshoes7. Fergie is ridiculously hot. I think her face is is just fine. I do think that her boobs should have been rated higher. In short, she looks damn good for a former meth head.
I agree with poopontheshoes7. Fergie is ridiculously hot. I think her face is is just fine. I do think that her boobs should have been rated higher. In short, she looks damn good for a former meth head.
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1:11PM on 01/26/2009
I dont get the hate she receives. She's fucking hot as hell.
I dont get the hate she receives. She's fucking hot as hell.
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10:18AM on 01/26/2009
I think "buttface" is appropriate here. This chick does nothing for me.
I think "buttface" is appropriate here. This chick does nothing for me.
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7:44AM on 01/26/2009

In trying to avoid it, what you've given us is...

"a whole bunch of meh."

Fergie's a solid 6. 7 is a major stretch.
"a whole bunch of meh."

Fergie's a solid 6. 7 is a major stretch.
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