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Body Shop: Susan Sarandon

Jun. 1, 2009by: Mr. Pink

Today we'll take a gander at a fine as wine classic that was suggested by my good friend Cherry Liquor. This is a lass who's been rocking ass and sass for nearly 40 years. Yikes! But rather than turning into a plastic freak, or just a globby pile of wrinkled flesh, this lady has managed to stay on top of her game. I'm talking about: SUSAN SARANDON!

Check her out in - The Lovely Bones

ASS (8/10):

The pic below was taken when Sarandon was post-60. That's POST-60 people! Sure there's some assistance going on there, but I don't care. Any woman carrying 6 decades on her frame that still looks like this on the backend is up for legend status.

BOOBIES (9/10):

Jiminy Christmas these are some high quality breasts. Given their ample size the damn things really aren't even sagging that much after age and kids have had a go at them. Pretty damn amazing. Plus here they are in their prime (NSFW). Tasty.

FACE (8/10):

I actually think Sarandon's look has improved with age, because the passion she evidences in her personal life has shaped her face in a really interesting way. As a younger woman, I thought she had a unique, but not wholly successful face. Now, however, she is a great example of what a true natural beauty sculptor the years can be.

PERSONALITY (10/10):

I know a lot of people have become irritated through the last decade or so at the increasing level of Sarandon, and man boy Tim Robbins' outspoken social and political views. And I'll admit there are times when it strikes me as a bit much too. That said, she's an intelligent, driven, well-spoken lady with a firm focus on family and happiness. Plus she's quirky and has the strength of her convictions. So if you wanna argue this score is too high, I'll gladly take that heat.

CAREER (9/10):

It's difficult for anyone to have a long and interesting career in H'Wood. Especially a woman. Of course, it's been too long since Sarandon was in a legitimately interesting movie, but it's hard to knock the Academy Award winning actress too much for that since she's got so much money she can pick projects strictly on her specific role. I'd also like to take a moment to admit that if I had bigger balls I'd have gone ahead and put THELMA & LOUSIE in her "low points".

High points: THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK, BULL DURHAM
Low points: THE HUNGER, STEPMOM, MR. WOODCOCK

OVERALL (9/10):

Susan Sarandon is, well, Susan Sarandon. She's a legit Tinseltown icon and carries all the glamour, sex appeal and career gravitas that you'd expect. Not much else to say really other than - Damn, how do you look that good in your sixties! It's just insanity.

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10:20AM on 06/01/2009
I actually didn't mind The Hunger. Hell of a love scene between Sarandon and Catherine Deneuve.
I actually didn't mind The Hunger. Hell of a love scene between Sarandon and Catherine Deneuve.
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11:02AM on 06/01/2009
I felt a need to sign in today to say how awesome it is that the body shop subject is Susan Sarandon.
I felt a need to sign in today to say how awesome it is that the body shop subject is Susan Sarandon.
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1:01PM on 06/01/2009

Dammit, Janet...

Yeah, I'll buy that. Good call.
Yeah, I'll buy that. Good call.
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1:02PM on 06/01/2009
I gladly be a motherlover to her.
I gladly be a motherlover to her.
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3:14PM on 06/01/2009
I would crawl over most of the "hotties" today to make love to this woman. She is still one smokin' babe.
I would crawl over most of the "hotties" today to make love to this woman. She is still one smokin' babe.
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9:25PM on 06/01/2009

Mmmm...No Thank You...

Don't care much for her or her career. She's a bigger turn off than a turd in a punch bowl. Ranks just above "Meryl Streep" on the "rather not" list. Liked Bull Durham though.

Nope, you can have her.
Don't care much for her or her career. She's a bigger turn off than a turd in a punch bowl. Ranks just above "Meryl Streep" on the "rather not" list. Liked Bull Durham though.

Nope, you can have her.
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12:00AM on 06/02/2009
yup
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12:49AM on 06/02/2009
I've been a a fan since White Palace with James 'never met a freaky role he didn't like' Spader!
I've been a a fan since White Palace with James 'never met a freaky role he didn't like' Spader!
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2:48PM on 06/02/2009
Major kudo points for giving Susan Sarandon the body shop treatment well deserved and still a hottie all the way.
After many weeks of tame hotties you have redeemed yourself quite nicely
Major kudo points for giving Susan Sarandon the body shop treatment well deserved and still a hottie all the way.
After many weeks of tame hotties you have redeemed yourself quite nicely
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4:05AM on 06/03/2009
Thumbs Up. She's hotter than many of the plastic women out there today.
Thumbs Up. She's hotter than many of the plastic women out there today.
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