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Body Shop: Teri Polo

01.18.2010by: Mr. Pink

I was re-watching SPORTS NIGHT on DVD this past week and was reminded that one lady who played a key role on the series is actually none other than Ben Stiller's lovely straight man (so to speak) in the MEET THE PARENTS movies. Good enough reason to BS someone? Why not? So let's see what's going on with: TERI POLO!

Check her out in - Meet The Parents Sequel

ASS (9/10):

When you find a thin-ish chick who is rocking a thick juicy booty like this one it is a wonder to behold. Treasure and cherish what you have found, for in this instance nature was kind to the backfield lovers of the world. And when an ass can fill out a pair of jeans like that? Call Fiona Apple because it is criminal.

BOOBIES (7/10):

These are fine. They are totally serviceable lady lumps that get the job done, sometimes even with a little flair (NSFW). The main issue I have here is that Teri's weight seems to fluctuate a fair bit, and when it trends low she gets a bit of a disturbing Skeletor thing going in the cleavage area.

FACE (7/10):

Polo's got a look that seems to fit her name to a T. It seems all Connecticut upper crust-like, sorta snooty and cold, but crisp and pretty anyway. I guess if it's your bag then you might dig her kisser a great deal, but for me I'm no more impressed than by a good looking chick at a neighborhood bar.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

Basically defaulting here, although she does get some credit for being a fan of making out, and showing a willingness to get naked (NSFW)! Hmm, maybe I should rate her higher.

CAREER (6/10):

TP's been around for quite some time, though she's spent a lot of it on TV, including stints on THE WEST WING and the aforementioned SPORTS NIGHT. Whether you're watching her on the big or small screen though, she's one of those actresses who just seems to fade into the background. She doesn't leave much of an impression beyond "hey, I think I know her from something!" Maybe some more nudity in her choice of roles would help.

High points: MEET THE PARENTS
Low points: FULL OF IT

OVERALL (7/10):

Teri Polo is a tasty dish for sure. If you're looking to hook up some night chances are you will not find an option who is nearly as hot. But comparatively to the heights of celebrity beauty, she's just not there for top tier consideration. Well, except for that butt of course.

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1:41PM on 01/20/2010

I'm an ass man

I'm digging TP although I didn't know she was over 40. Damn she looks good for that.
I'm digging TP although I didn't know she was over 40. Damn she looks good for that.
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9:38PM on 01/19/2010

Nice Rack!

Although I don't care for her face much, she has some nice tits. And I'm a tit man, I know.
Although I don't care for her face much, she has some nice tits. And I'm a tit man, I know.
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7:07AM on 01/19/2010
Meagan Good or Lauren London for an MLK BS.
Meagan Good or Lauren London for an MLK BS.
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3:31AM on 01/19/2010
Instant woody? Instant softy is more like it!
Instant woody? Instant softy is more like it!
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11:41PM on 01/18/2010
Ten hot dogs for her. Instant woody!.
Ten hot dogs for her. Instant woody!.
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7:51PM on 01/18/2010
She may be over 40 now, but I've slapped many a ham to her playboy pictures back in the day.
She may be over 40 now, but I've slapped many a ham to her playboy pictures back in the day.
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4:37PM on 01/18/2010
Nah, I never cared for Teri Polo. Mediocre actress, mediocre looks, and basically a mediocre career.
Nah, I never cared for Teri Polo. Mediocre actress, mediocre looks, and basically a mediocre career.
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4:31PM on 01/18/2010
Decent.. But you guys seriously need to do a body shop on vanessa Marcil
Decent.. But you guys seriously need to do a body shop on vanessa Marcil
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1:44PM on 01/18/2010
I love that ass!
I love that ass!
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10:23AM on 01/18/2010
She's a hot actress, and I enjoyed her performance in Meet The Parents.
She's a hot actress, and I enjoyed her performance in Meet The Parents.
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10:17AM on 01/18/2010

MLK Day fail

BTW, I forgot that today is MLK day and instead of BS'ing a talented black chick, I went with one of the whitest actresses working. Let's fix that next week. What chocolately goddess would you like to see me do?
BTW, I forgot that today is MLK day and instead of BS'ing a talented black chick, I went with one of the whitest actresses working. Let's fix that next week. What chocolately goddess would you like to see me do?
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10:39AM on 01/18/2010
I nominate Stacey Dash for next week!
I nominate Stacey Dash for next week!
11:29AM on 01/18/2010
Gabrielle Union.
Gabrielle Union.
11:39AM on 01/18/2010
Already did GU. As to Dash, I love to BS her just as soon as she gets cast in anything worth checking out again.
Already did GU. As to Dash, I love to BS her just as soon as she gets cast in anything worth checking out again.
1:13PM on 01/18/2010
Is it possible you haven't BS'ed Halle Berry yet?!?! I didn't see her in the archives...
Is it possible you haven't BS'ed Halle Berry yet?!?! I didn't see her in the archives...
1:39PM on 01/18/2010
Not sure if youve done them in the past, but how about vanessa williams, thandie newton or lela rochon?
Not sure if youve done them in the past, but how about vanessa williams, thandie newton or lela rochon?
1:44PM on 01/18/2010
Stacey Dash sounds good.
Stacey Dash sounds good.
1:44PM on 01/18/2010
I really like Sharon Leal but it's possible that not many people even know who she is. She is also half Filipino which might disqualify her if you're trying to honor black women. I'm still voting for Leal though.
I really like Sharon Leal but it's possible that not many people even know who she is. She is also half Filipino which might disqualify her if you're trying to honor black women. I'm still voting for Leal though.
9:30AM on 01/18/2010
Her playboy spread was amazing and yes she still is so hot
Her playboy spread was amazing and yes she still is so hot
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1:37PM on 01/18/2010
yes.
yes.
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