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Oct. 11, 2010by: Mr. Pink

I usually like weird. Kooky chicks who rock a different perspective on things are fun and interesting, but there are limits. So the question with any hottie whose swagger differs from the usual is what constitutes too much? Let's take a closer look at one of the oddest ducks out there: WINONA RYDER!

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ASS (6/10):

Ryder's skinny chick booty is one of those mostly absent features that occasionally peeks out a bit in a pair of jeans, but stays hidden like Bambi during hunting season most of the time. S'ok though, she has other attributes to focus on that distract mightily from the lack of a backside.

BOOBIES (9/10):

Holy shite! Seeing a pair of sweater muffins this damn on a naturally skinny chick is damn near a wonder of the world. Winona doesn't exactly pull them out at the drop of a hat, so for the most part she always rocks that skinny chick vibe. Then she wears some cleavage baring outfit and the brain simply short circuits.

FACE (9/10):

WinRy is so quirky that it is easy to overlook one simple fact - she is a stunning woman. I find it very difficult to separate how bizarre she is when checking her out, but when you strip it down she is not only gorgeous, but is also aging like she's got Dorian Gray in her family tree. Pretty damn impressive overall.

PERSONALITY (5/10):

Well she seems awkward pretty much all the time, weird in a serious, "what the hell are you talking about kind of way", and because she always comes across as just off, it's really hard to forget the whole shoplifting thing. Not much to cherish here. Probably one of the Hollywood personalities that I would least want to hang out with.

CAREER (8/10):

Hard to decide what way to go on this rating because Ryder has certainly had a number of classic films, but most were quite some time ago. Does a good early career still deserve full credit when it flags later? I don't know exactly how to answer that, but I think in this case she was in so much good stuff that she still deserves ample credit despite a significant drop in quality output for much of the last 10 years or more.

High points: LUCAS, HEATHERS, GIRL INTERRUPTED
Low points: MR. DEEDS, S1M0NE

OVERALL (7/10):

Winona Ryder is a beautiful woman, but her vibe is so whacked out that I can't get myself to go higher with the final rating. Something about the way she carries herself has always been slightly off putting to me, despite the fact that she is much hotter than many of the younger Hollywood vixens lurking out there. Disagree? Let me hear it.

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7:36AM on 10/13/2010

Yum!

Her ass gets a six? C'mon, a tiny ass allows for perfect access!
Her ass gets a six? C'mon, a tiny ass allows for perfect access!
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1:48PM on 10/12/2010

its funny

actors and actresses cheat on their spouses or worse and barely get more than a few tabloid covers.
But when Winona shoplifted, the whole world went ape-shit lol i still dont get it.
actors and actresses cheat on their spouses or worse and barely get more than a few tabloid covers.
But when Winona shoplifted, the whole world went ape-shit lol i still dont get it.
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12:03PM on 10/12/2010

Still cute.

I think she deserves an eight overall even if she was for a time a Hollywood doormat for many up & coming actors several years in the past. Even if she's going slowly going nutty the past few years she can still can act & good looking.
I think she deserves an eight overall even if she was for a time a Hollywood doormat for many up & coming actors several years in the past. Even if she's going slowly going nutty the past few years she can still can act & good looking.
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8:26AM on 10/12/2010

I was just watching Heathers on tv yesterday...

She's oddly cute in Mr. Deeds.
She's oddly cute in Mr. Deeds.
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1:25AM on 10/12/2010
Years ago I would say she was a perfect ten all around...but lately she just Idk has lost that spark...

But I still love her no matter what!
Years ago I would say she was a perfect ten all around...but lately she just Idk has lost that spark...

But I still love her no matter what!
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8:45PM on 10/11/2010

Severly Underrated

Winona Winona Winona! Muy caliente.
Winona Winona Winona! Muy caliente.
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7:41PM on 10/11/2010
I think you were a little generous with this one. Not that shes ugly.
I think you were a little generous with this one. Not that shes ugly.
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5:30PM on 10/11/2010
She's always been a bit off, both personally and professionally, but she is beautiful has been a favorite of mine since I first saw her in the movie Lucas.

Shame she hasn't done any nudity, though. There are some hidden treasures waiting beneath all those clothes.
She's always been a bit off, both personally and professionally, but she is beautiful has been a favorite of mine since I first saw her in the movie Lucas.

Shame she hasn't done any nudity, though. There are some hidden treasures waiting beneath all those clothes.
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5:02PM on 10/11/2010

Face?

Her face has to be a dime. She's gorgeous.
Her face has to be a dime. She's gorgeous.
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3:14PM on 10/11/2010
i love mr deeds.
i love mr deeds.
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3:07PM on 10/11/2010
10/10 in my book. Always has been, always will. Love you Noni.
10/10 in my book. Always has been, always will. Love you Noni.
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3:06PM on 10/11/2010
10/10 in my book. Always has been, always will. Love you Noni.
10/10 in my book. Always has been, always will. Love you Noni.
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2:14PM on 10/11/2010

Terrible

I like the girl. I hate the article. These are getting worse and worse.

1) These articles USE to have links to NSFW images of the hotties being analyzed. Recently in the last 10 of these, i havent seen any. That is really the only reason to look at these.

2) Terrible pictures for Winona? Those SUCK. They dont do her justice at all. I searched for 10 seconds and found boobie and as$ shots better than what you put on here.

3) Your rating system SUCKS. You basically use 6-10. Most women
I like the girl. I hate the article. These are getting worse and worse.

1) These articles USE to have links to NSFW images of the hotties being analyzed. Recently in the last 10 of these, i havent seen any. That is really the only reason to look at these.

2) Terrible pictures for Winona? Those SUCK. They dont do her justice at all. I searched for 10 seconds and found boobie and as$ shots better than what you put on here.

3) Your rating system SUCKS. You basically use 6-10. Most women get an 8 or a 9. How retarded is that? It is 1-10 USE IT. Meaning 10 is the rare perfect woman out of 3billion women in the world. So most people would be lucky to get an 8 on any body part. Winona has small but nice tits. They deserve probably a 5. Nothing special, nothing bad though.

Clean this sh!t up and start writing better articles.
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1:47PM on 10/11/2010
You couldnt find a worse picture for her tits? But yes, she has nice tits. Hot lady
You couldnt find a worse picture for her tits? But yes, she has nice tits. Hot lady
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1:04PM on 10/11/2010
noni 4ever.
noni 4ever.
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11:49AM on 10/11/2010
She'll always be Jo from Little Women to me.
She'll always be Jo from Little Women to me.
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10:37AM on 10/11/2010
There was a time when I would have rated her a 10 but now I see her as an 8 overall. Still very hot.
There was a time when I would have rated her a 10 but now I see her as an 8 overall. Still very hot.
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10:23AM on 10/11/2010
she has decent boobs, but a 9/10??? Really? And Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands should def be a high point.
she has decent boobs, but a 9/10??? Really? And Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands should def be a high point.
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10:11AM on 10/11/2010

That is an awful Boobies pic.......

It honestly doesn't even look like she has tits in that pic. Just a super flat chest.
It honestly doesn't even look like she has tits in that pic. Just a super flat chest.
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9:57AM on 10/11/2010
Anyone else think they should play sisters in a film?

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Anyone else think they should play sisters in a film?

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9:17AM on 10/11/2010
No "Beetlejuice" for High Points? She's still hot though.
No "Beetlejuice" for High Points? She's still hot though.
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