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Body Shop: Zhang Ziyi

06.30.2008by: Mr. Pink

Today is a first my friends. Never before has the Body Shop featured a lady that has basically appeared exclusively in foreign cinema. Argue xenophobia if you like, but the hotties that matter most worldwide are the hotties that work in Hollywood. Except some stars shine so bright that they cannot be ignored. So we turn our eyes toward the East while we thank the heavens for: ZHANG ZIYI!

Check her out in - The Horsemen

ASS (8/10):

Believe it or not, ZZ Chop had no martial arts training prior to her acting career. She spent her formative years as a dancer, and has the slim, taut hip cushions to prove it. This is a different flavor than the expansive, mouth-watering offerings of the typical asstastic booty beauties, but no less enticing. This is finely sculpted art and I am nothing if not a sucker for fine art.

BOOBIES (2/10):

I really want to give her a better score here. It just seems unfair given her body type to expect more. But the truth is I've got bigger tits after doing a couple of pushups than the Z sports for goodness sake. One point for each bee sting is the best I can do for her.

FACE (10/10):

Alluring, attractive, captivating, charming, enchanting, seductive, winning, beautiful, heart-stopping, enthralling, hypnotic, and gawd dayum hawt! Pick your synonym, but there's no word to capture the epic, classic elegance of this face.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

Well it's tough to get past the tempestuous fire in the characters she's most famous for, but when you bother to look past that fun aspect of Ms. Zed you find something infinitely more interesting. A confident and well spoken young woman who seems to believe above all in being true to herself, her art, and her gender. Seriously. What more can I say?

CAREER (7/10):

Eschewing the siren song of Hollywood, Ziyi has chosen to stick with projects that interest her personally rather than financially. As a result she hasn't been in a legit box office smash since Rush Hour 2, but she does continue to do right by herself in a multitude of challenging projects while fighting against becoming the go to sassy ass-kicker. For such a hot chick she's definitely got balls.

High points: CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON, HERO, HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS
Low points: NONE

OVERALL (8/10):

What's not to like? A gorgeous and talented actress who doesn't seem to care too much about being gorgeous and is completely grateful for what her talent has given her. I'm not sure if the fact she's so grounded is the reason she hasn't gotten sucked up by Hollywood, but it's a definite breath of fresh air to see a woman in the industry paving her own road on her own terms.

Source: MovieHotties
Tags: Zhang Ziyi

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10:38PM on 05/08/2012

No complaints

about Zhang Ziyi, although it is puzzling to again see a thin Asian woman in great shaped get dumped on for her tiny tits while the likes of Milla Jovovich rates an imaginary 7. White much? Zhang Ziyi's face is the summit of human evolution. You don't have numbers high enough.
about Zhang Ziyi, although it is puzzling to again see a thin Asian woman in great shaped get dumped on for her tiny tits while the likes of Milla Jovovich rates an imaginary 7. White much? Zhang Ziyi's face is the summit of human evolution. You don't have numbers high enough.
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9:58PM on 11/03/2008
No low points? What about Rush Hour 2? Sure, not a horrible flick, but compared to the other she has done, it sucks!
No low points? What about Rush Hour 2? Sure, not a horrible flick, but compared to the other she has done, it sucks!
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8:00AM on 07/01/2008
Yeah, I've noticed we tend to disagree Crazy Dud. To each his own though. Maybe if I saw more of this chick I could get into her more. I've seen Rush Hour 2, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, and Hero. But the only one I really remember her from is Rush Hour 2.......where yeah, I spose I was a little jealous of Jackie Chan holdin the bomb against her face with his. But, I just couldnt give her more than a 6 for this site.

Is she hotter than a 6? Yeah, definitely. But compared to the
Yeah, I've noticed we tend to disagree Crazy Dud. To each his own though. Maybe if I saw more of this chick I could get into her more. I've seen Rush Hour 2, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, and Hero. But the only one I really remember her from is Rush Hour 2.......where yeah, I spose I was a little jealous of Jackie Chan holdin the bomb against her face with his. But, I just couldnt give her more than a 6 for this site.

Is she hotter than a 6? Yeah, definitely. But compared to the other "Movie Hotties" on here.....not so much.
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10:09PM on 06/30/2008
I don't think a 10 is high enough for a face like that. She's just all around amazing.
I don't think a 10 is high enough for a face like that. She's just all around amazing.
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6:51PM on 06/30/2008

CRAZY PEOPLE!!!

Ignore the comments below. She is gorgeous. (I rarely agree with ragekorne anyway)
Ignore the comments below. She is gorgeous. (I rarely agree with ragekorne anyway)
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1:13PM on 06/30/2008
Yeah, I definitely wouldnt give the face a 10.

And actually, while I find her quite cute, I couldnt give her any more than a 6 on this site.
Yeah, I definitely wouldnt give the face a 10.

And actually, while I find her quite cute, I couldnt give her any more than a 6 on this site.
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12:35PM on 06/30/2008
Face should be a lower score, she doesn't deserve a 10/10
Face should be a lower score, she doesn't deserve a 10/10
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